He's probaly all in on oakland or something sunday
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#111
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
lying **** duece, your over 300 and ugly degen loser either way, u can't beat me in any sport. Hockey doesn't count, it's not a sport
Ok, tubby. Whatever you say. Glad I look like I do instead of the chewed up bubble gum look your sporting. I wish your heart the best of luck. With each and every bite of the saturated fats soaked in sodium you inhale, it cringes more and more each and every time. Warrior, I win in real life pal. Warrior, you couldn't outrun a fukkin sloth let alone me on a football field, soccer field, I hit a line drive up the gut no pun intended you couldn't pivot your fat ass to throw the ball far enough to get me out. Warrior, just stop, you're making yourself look even more useless to society than you already are.
He's probaly all in on oakland or something sunday
you got buried.
You look like the rapist you are.
your man boobs are bigger than any I have seen.
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Deuce
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#113
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
duece bury me? i think not. He's sbr's biggest fraud fat **** lieing loser. He's probaly all in on oakland or something sunday
Lying about what? I just posted pics you rooster sucker. Hawley can confirm those are me.
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Naz18
SBR MVP
09-10-09
4277
#114
Ban this fat fuk for life....
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#115
yes ban duece
and those aren't his pics.
And no you can't beat me in any sport.
I'll take anyone on in any sport at the bash.
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#116
eating fat doesn't hurt health , its bad carbs, get out of the 80's duece.
Ps: i still am the only personal trainer on here and yes i just ate doritos and ice cream and took a vitamin
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#117
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
yes ban duece and those aren't his pics. And no you can't beat me in any sport. I'll take anyone on in any sport at the bash.
ok, here we go, another burial coming up you morbidly obese mother fukker...
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shari91
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#118
tt, that's actually deuce... I promise
not saying you're not better looking than him and in better shape, but that is actually him
love you deucearoo
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#119
so the other duece pics on the forum aren't him then, it can't be both ways
could care less about duece, think ill block him. He never posts winners or any news
always negative and never helpful. Its the best thing to do duece
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excel
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03-25-10
4270
#120
here is what you would look like wearing super man outfit; thought I should add this.
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Deuce
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#121
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
yes ban duece
and those aren't his pics.
And no you can't beat me in any sport.
I'll take anyone on in any sport at the bash.
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PAULYPOKER
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12-06-08
36581
#122
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
so the other duece pics on the forum aren't him then, it can't be both ways could care less about duece, think ill block him. He never posts winners or any news always negative and never helpful. Its the best thing to do duece
Wiping your ass with a towel and posting a pic. of it is very helpful you deranged fukk.............
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#123
saw nothing duece but pic of me, some covers and a foot
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Deuce
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#124
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
saw nothing duece but pic of me, some covers and a foot
Cool story, bro. Keep dodging the inevitable. You know its me and you were set up for a Grade "A" fukkin burial. You're lucky I can't sleep.
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MartinBlank
SBR Hall of Famer
07-20-08
8382
#125
Oh my god.
That picture of the arm flab may be the funniest fukin thing ever posted on SBR.
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
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#126
duece don't care who or what you are, i have no problem with you but you seem to have one with me, so Il defend myself as good as i can
Ok i determine that you are the winner, your the greatest ever man , your what tebow wants to be. You might be god, you win you win, you win, you are the man.
Just saying the other pics of you are not close to any of those unless others are editing your pics.
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MartinBlank
SBR Hall of Famer
07-20-08
8382
#127
Can we tack this thread at the top of PT as post numero uno in the SBR Hall of Fame?
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#128
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
duece don't care who or what you are, i have no problem with you but you seem to have one with me, so Il defend myself as good as i can Ok i determine that you are the winner, your the greatest ever man , your what tebow wants to be. You might be god, you win you win, you win, you are the man. Just saying the other pics of you are not close to any of those unless others are editing your pics.
Oh the 400lb fat fukk jj has claimed me to be for years? What other pics?
Warrior, you seek attention like a 12 year old school girl with no friends and snot bubbling out of her nose. It gets old, bro. You want attention so bad, go play in traffic.
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
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#129
didn't know arm flab could curl 100 pound dumbells. That is muscle, of course their is some fat on it, but that is not flab hanging down. That is a big tricep muscle . Just thought i would check myself, nope can't pinch any fat on it hardly at all. Of course people that don't lift can't tell the difference.
You want a vid of me curling and doing pushdowns. fat can't lift heavy weights. Only muscles can.
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#130
Originally posted by Deuce
Oh the 400lb fat fukk jj has claimed me to be for years? What other pics?
Warrior, you seek attention like a 12 year old school girl with no friends and snot bubbling out of her nose. It gets old, bro. You want attention so bad, go play in traffic.
sorry duece if your 400 pounds, those are arms of a 180 pounder tops. Post a full body shot, all everything from head to toes
In 2012 i will have an aerobics vid, weightlifting vid and all kinds oftennisvids
and yes vids of me teaching little boys and girls how to play also
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cjwatsonfan32
SBR MVP
01-24-11
1640
#131
Originally posted by shari91
I want one of you in your shirt from your waist up. No poopy towel shots. I just want to see if it's a belly shirt like I used to wear in high school.
you wanna do something sometime, shari?
Key Qualities of cjwatsonfan32 (i'll tell you my real name once we get the detes of all this hammered out):
Young
Athletic
Rich (maybe not with money, but with a brimming and delightful personality)
3.6523 GPA so far in Bartending School, I put a whole new twist with Sex on the Beaches
I'm currently ranked in the top 500 players for MW3
and lastly sometimes i go all in on 2 7 off just because life is short and frankly im a BAMF.
Choices for our rendezvous are:
your house (dont worry, ill order papa johns or dominoes pizza)
my apt (same as above)
local chik-fil-a, burger king, or star bucks
or we can wait a little bit while we get to know each other so i can save up for that ruth chris gift card.
Lets make the end of 2011 and the beginning of 2012 a special one, shari91, who although wasnt born in 91, probably looks just as young as some hot broad who was.
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#132
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
didn't know arm flab could curl 100 pound dumbells. That is muscle, of course their is some fat on it, but that is not flab hanging down. That is a big tricep muscle . Just thought i would check myself, nope can't pinch any fat on it hardly at all. Of course people that don't lift can't tell the difference. You want a vid of me curling and doing pushdowns. fat can't lift heavy weights. Only muscles can.
Save yourself the time, my eyes can visibly see you're fat. If you want to make videos shows how strong you are, do some pull ups or sit ups. Push ups? Touch your toes?
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Deuce
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01-12-08
29843
#133
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
sorry duece if your 400 pounds, those are arms of a 180 pounder tops. Post a full body shot, all everything from head to toes
In 2012 i will have an aerobics vid, weightlifting vid and all kinds oftennisvids
and yes vids of me teaching little boys and girls how to play also
At the gym last week I weighed 237lbs. I am 6'1". You can see my torso and legs. That is all you need to see. I even showed you my rooster bulge. What is next, gonna inspect the hair in my ass crack?
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ZetaPsi808
SBR Posting Legend
09-18-08
12119
#134
Originally posted by Deuce
How about an XL, I don't own a LG shirt. This pic will have to work. Don't judge me, I am 400lbs with 6 chins...
Ok, this is cold, no flex.
Notice I don't have man , a protruding gut, my traps are visible without flexing. But I also never proclaimed to be a "powerlifter" or bench press "500lbs". I am not an adonis nor do I claim to be. Grab pine.
You want wheels?
Here you go, tubby.
Whats next? My rooster?
Warrior, I am 10x the athlete you are. Trust me when I say this.
damn deuce is jacked
deuce where do u get those green tee shirts from? they look cheap and i want to get some like that
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#135
Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
damn deuce is jacked deuce where do u get those green tee shirts from? they look cheap and i want to get some like that
Far from jacked. American Eagle I think.
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MartinBlank
SBR Hall of Famer
07-20-08
8382
#136
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
didn't know arm flab could curl 100 pound dumbells. That is muscle, of course their is some fat on it, but that is not flab hanging down. That is a big tricep muscle . Just thought i would check myself, nope can't pinch any fat on it hardly at all. Of course people that don't lift can't tell the difference.
You want a vid of me curling and doing pushdowns. fat can't lift heavy weights. Only muscles can.
The fact your sitting there trying to convince yourself you're not a fat slob is hysterical.
I know why you don't leave the house now. If I had man titties like that I would barricade myself in a room until I dropped a quarter ton of fat too.
Just visit a local Wal Mart, you'll see 5-10 50 year old women with that exact same arm fat hanging down, tell them how muscular and fit they look.
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
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#137
wtf, i never said i wasn't fat. I eat doritos ice cream and junk from 11 pm to 2 or 3 am
I don't do pushups or pullups anymore. Superslow weight training is much better.
I do superslow weighttraining, warmup sets and 1 set to failure, take about ten sec up and down
to failure
I can do over 1 k pushups without even thinking about it. touch toes is not a problem, can do it without bending my knees.
go to the bash and choose your sport. Ill take you on anytime
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ttwarrior1
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06-23-09
28459
#138
at wal mart those flabby arms wobble back and forth and are flabby all the way down by the elbow
So those pics of duece playing hockey with 4 chins and nearly 400 pounds are fake.
???
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Deuce
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01-12-08
29843
#139
Originally posted by ttwarrior1
wtf, i never said i wasn't fat. I eat doritos ice cream and junk from 11 pm to 2 or 3 am I don't do pushups or pullups anymore. Superslow weight training is much better. I do superslow weighttraining, warmup sets and 1 set to failure, take about ten sec up and down to failure I can do over 1 k pushups without even thinking about it. touch toes is not a problem, can do it without bending my knees. go to the bash and choose your sport. Ill take you on anytime
Simple boxing works for me. I'll go up to the super fat man class. You have like 150-200lbs on me easily. My reach is better, I am quicker on my toes, I can see my rooster, I will bet 100 dollars cash you can't touch your toes because your gut gets in the way, you won't be able to breath comfortably, and the ass of your knickers will split.