I Think Tebow Is The Antichrist

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  • Mr KLC
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    #1
    I Think Tebow Is The Antichrist
    He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!
  • warriorfan707
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    #2
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    • frostno98
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      • 09-11-07
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      #3
      He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
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      • Mr KLC
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        #4
        Originally posted by frostno98
        He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
        Prater will be his false religious prophet.
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        • Mr KLC
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          #5
          Its up to John Elway to stop us from eternal destruction. Cut this guy, NOW!
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          • dante1
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            #6
            Originally posted by Mr KLC
            Its up to John Elway to stop us from eternal destruction. Cut this guy, NOW!


            Wow, three brains thought the exact same thought. lol maybe it's true. Where can I make a nice future wager on Denver to win the SB? Seriously, where, wtf put up a couple hundred.
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            • BeatTheJerk
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              #7
              Originally posted by Mr KLC
              He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!
              How is he the Antichrist if you think this is the future ?
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              • dante1
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                #8
                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                How is he the Antichrist if you think this is the future ?

                You do realize this is tongue-in-cheek?
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                • BeatTheJerk
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by dante1
                  You do realize this is tongue-in-cheek?
                  When he mentions Anitchrist in the same sentence as Tebow yeah I take the comment at face value.
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                  • dante1
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                    When he mentions Anitchrist in the same sentence as Tebow yeah I take the comment at face value.


                    What do you mean? Is this a religious thing?
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                    • BeatTheJerk
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by dante1
                      What do you mean? Is this a religious thing?
                      Maybe, maybe not ........... Maybe go f u c k yourself.
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                      • dante1
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                        Maybe, maybe not ........... Maybe go f u c k yourself.


                        Wow! You're one strange duck!
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                        • BeatTheJerk
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by dante1
                          Wow! You're one strange duck!
                          No pal quite the contrary. You definitely set yourself up for that last one.
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                          • dante1
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                            No pal quite the contrary. You definitely set yourself up for that last one.

                            What r u talking about? I simply asked you a question. I wasn't attempting to be a wise guy, I just didn't know what you meant??
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                            • BeatTheJerk
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by dante1
                              What r u talking about? I simply asked you a question. I wasn't attempting to be a wise guy, I just didn't know what you meant??
                              Eeeehhhhh "fa get about it"
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                              • dante1
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                Eeeehhhhh "fa get about it"


                                No biggie!
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                                • Dirty Sanchez
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                  He is performing miracle after miracle on the field, and giving it up to Jesus Christ. He has slowly started to gain a following. After winning 5-6 Super Bowls, he'll probably become an evangelist and perform greater miracles. Eventually he'll probably tell us he is actually Christ himself, and everybody in and outside Denver will believe him. We will all be Tebowed. Beware!
                                  Team KLC has just pulled down bad karma in the betting arena....Beware....you're doomed


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                                  • poochiecollins
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by frostno98
                                    He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
                                    Prater touched Tebow like that woman who wanted to be healed in the bible just before he kicked the 59 yarder. He still had some of Tebow's energy left for the 51 yarder.
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                                    • warriorfan707
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                                      • 03-29-08
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                                      #19
                                      The funny thing is Prater had more to do with this win than Tebow... yet people love swinging from Tebows nuts.
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                                      • poochiecollins
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                        The funny thing is Prater had more to do with this win than Tebow... yet people love swinging from Tebows nuts.
                                        Tebow's the Arc of the Covenant. As someone else here said, if he needed 30 he would've gotten 30.
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                                        • Mr KLC
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                                          Team KLC has just pulled down bad karma in the betting arena....Beware....you're doomed


                                          That's a scary picture, Sanchez. Creepy as hell.
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                                          • Dirty Sanchez
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                                            #22
                                            Dude...get the Mods to delete this thread before the Tebow Karma haunts you....the dude has powers beyond any of us
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                                            • The Seer
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                                              #23
                                              na, that's Obama
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                                              • warriorfan707
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                                                #24
                                                Pretty sure if he had Satan backing him he could find a way to complete more than 38% of his passes.
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                                                • riskyProps
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by frostno98
                                                  He's not doing it all by himself. Prater is about as clutch kicking as they come. Just great overall team effort, lead by the sparkplug Tebow.
                                                  A good kicker is a must in football. If Alabama had a kicker like Prater, they would be undefeated, not LSU. Plus the Cowgirls wouldn't have lost 2 straight... maybe. LOL!
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                                                  • sweethook
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                                                    • 11-21-07
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • HotRush
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                                                      #27
                                                      You guys are fukked up
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                                                      • Mr KLC
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                                        Pretty sure if he had Satan backing him he could find a way to complete more than 38% of his passes.
                                                        But the drama would not be there.
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                                                        • d2bets
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                                                          #29
                                                          Marion Barber's is the Lord's assistant.
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