Don't be scared: Uconn ML -240 tonight is the play

[MartinBlank]

What's the over/under of Jimmyeatsworld's time on SBR? I'm giving him 5 more days. This thread, especially where he begins to lose his mind, is obviously Kerry/Prissy/BigTen/WichitaState.

This is Kerry's 5th name in the last 4 months?

Cripes SBR. Enough already. It doesn't take a friggin genius to figure this stuff out.

[ngates815]

james, do you understand that I was trying to discuss gambling with you and then you wanted to make fun of me for saying to take -600 Illinois (which won, so not sure how to make fun of somebody for it)...

Then it went into you critiquing my looks and telling me that you hang out with my gay customers and that I suck there dicks (still not sure why you hang out with those guys)


I've told you I'm a janitor, I don't moonlight as a cokksucker, but apparently you're buddies with people that have had their dicks sucked by me. I don't know what you're infatuation with gay guys sucking cokks, but you bring it up often...


So james, back to gambling now that we've cleared all that up.

Why take a team -240 if it's a sure thing, when you can take them -110 or -120? It doesn't make sense to me, so if you could explain that'd be great.

[stikymess]

Good luck jimmy, I locked in Harvard last night +5.5.

[ngates815]

whatever ngates, enjoy your trolling the board, just let me know when you are ready to discuss gambling only with me and i'll be happy to discuss that topic with you

And that gents is when you know you have beaten a kid down on the internet. Life is good for this long haired homo. I will go home and let some guys pound their cokks in my mouth.

This jimmy guy is a riot, I remember consistently calling guys gay and telling them they suck cokk when I was about 14. But maybe the rich kids don't get that kinda humor until their mid 20's. Tough Life.

[opie1988]

and frankly i don't care if you aer a janitor or a multibillion dollar tycoon, you're a knob shining douche.

jimmyeatsdikk........what a dildo you are, Kerry.

Look, boy.....don't make me ban you under a THIRD different name.

Last warning, son....

[ngates815]

jimmyeatsdikk........what a dildo you are, Kerry. Look, boy.....don't make me ban you under a THIRD different name. Last warning, son....

Opie, you believe this guy is calling me a knob shining douche?

Jesus, I'm already a janitor (minimum wage bum) and now he's trying to beat me down even worse.

[Ace_of_Spades]

No thanks, too much money to be layed.

[William Walters]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/1423899-kerry-priskilla-witchitastate-bigtensports-welcome-back-pal-jimmyeatworld-p3.html

[jimmyeatworld]

james, do you understand that I was trying to discuss gambling with you and then you wanted to make fun of me for saying to take -600 Illinois (which won, so not sure how to make fun of somebody for it)...

Then it went into you critiquing my looks and telling me that you hang out with my gay customers and that I suck there dicks (still not sure why you hang out with those guys)


I've told you I'm a janitor, I don't moonlight as a cokksucker, but apparently you're buddies with people that have had their dicks sucked by me. I don't know what you're infatuation with gay guys sucking cokks, but you bring it up often...


So james, back to gambling now that we've cleared all that up.

Why take a team -240 if it's a sure thing, when you can take them -110 or -120? It doesn't make sense to me, so if you could explain that'd be great.

Sure thing that they win. Not a sure thing that when they're up 10 with 2 minutes left that Harvard doesn't hit a few 3's and end up only losing by 5-6.

Any gambler knows free throws can ruin or make an ATS bet in basketball, especially college.

[jimmyeatworld]

jimmyeatsdikk........what a dildo you are, Kerry.

Look, boy.....don't make me ban you under a THIRD different name.

Last warning, son....

aren't you the same rube who declared tony romo a top 3 QB and the cowgirls a good team? you have as much credibility here with sports as brock landers.

[snoopaloop31]

Love this childish bickering.

[ngates815]

Sure thing that they win. Not a sure thing that when they're up 10 with 2 minutes left that Harvard doesn't hit a few 3's and end up only losing by 5-6.

Any gambler knows free throws can ruin or make an ATS bet in basketball, especially college.

Yes, but you should know that Uconn is pretty decent at FT's. When they are up 10, they aren't gonna be passing the ball to 50% FT shooters, they'll line up with Boatright/Napier/Lamb and make sure one of those 3 have the ball.

Still doesn't make sense. I guess any time you see a game under 5 points just throw your money on the ML? Is that what we've learned today about betting basketball.

Would I rather bet 500 bucks to win 200 on a "sure thing"

Or wager 220 to win 200 on that same game that your team is for sure gonna win, and since it's a the game is a sure thing, I should have more than enough confidence that they'll cover 5 points.

[jimmyeatworld]

Yes, but you should know that Uconn is pretty decent at FT's. When they are up 10, they aren't gonna be passing the ball to 50% FT shooters, they'll line up with Boatright/Napier/Lamb and make sure one of those 3 have the ball.

Still doesn't make sense. I guess any time you see a game under 5 points just throw your money on the ML? Is that what we've learned today about betting basketball.

Would I rather bet 500 bucks to win 200 on a "sure thing"

Or wager 220 to win 200 on that same game that your team is for sure gonna win, and since it's a the game is a sure thing, I should have more than enough confidence that they'll cover 5 points.

We'll see... if Uconn wins by 1-5 points I guess I will have made a great decision. If they win by 6+, I guess I cost myself profit. We will see soon enough.

As for your comment I highlighted, the line was at 5.5... betting a -1.5 or -2.5 or -3.5 is a bit different.