Guys I Did It: Turned PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #71
    I feel like 1 million dollars right now

    smile has not left my face

    I have been sleeping with a fukkin smile on
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    • kmarinouofm
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-26-09
      • 8437

      #72
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Thanks Men

      I mustered up $200 the hard way if you know what I mean

      I hit the streets
      Originally posted by jjgold
      Roxy ways to get $200 pretty easy

      I used my head

      Man it feels good

      how many steam rooms did it take coach ?
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      • kmarinouofm
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 01-26-09
        • 8437

        #73
        Originally posted by jjgold
        I just tried to order a tv and actually got to confirm screen but then got some error message
        I thought I had it..fuk me
        weren't you a pro before? so don't u know what u get?
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        • Blondie
          SBR MVP
          • 06-19-08
          • 2823

          #74
          Originally posted by jjgold
          I feel like 1 million dollars right now

          smile has not left my face

          I have been sleeping with a fukkin smile on
          If becoming pro excites you this much, I would be curious to know what you do when post-sex...
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          • RealSlimShady
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-24-07
            • 6249

            #75
            Originally posted by Blondie
            If becoming pro excites you this much, I would be curious to know what you do when post-sex...

            Blondie, dont expect any answers soon. JJ has a drought longer than decade....

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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #76
              I think I should get a charity fuk from one of the female mods because I am a pro
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              • Blondie
                SBR MVP
                • 06-19-08
                • 2823

                #77
                Originally posted by jjgold
                I think I should get a charity fuk from one of the female mods because I am a pro
                Man, I knew I should have read the fine print when I signed that contract
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #78
                  I asked Shari at least 50 times to have sex with me and I swear I am dead serious

                  Phone messages, on the forum, PM's and e-maill

                  I come right out with it, its the only way to get laid
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                  • RealSlimShady
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-24-07
                    • 6249

                    #79
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    I think I should get a charity fuk from one of the female mods because I am a pro

                    Shari is cringing Down Under
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                    • Blondie
                      SBR MVP
                      • 06-19-08
                      • 2823

                      #80
                      Originally posted by RealSlimShady
                      Shari is cringing Down Under
                      Slim, you know a lot of women right? Surely you could pay convince one of them to entertain JJ for awhile...
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                      • RealSlimShady
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-24-07
                        • 6249

                        #81
                        Originally posted by Blondie
                        Slim, you know a lot of women right? Surely you could pay convince one of them to entertain JJ for awhile...


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                        • TR88
                          Restricted User
                          • 06-10-10
                          • 9364

                          #82
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                          • PuckOff
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-14-07
                            • 2395

                            #83
                            JJ,

                            Simple question. Are you going to help me out?
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                            • yisman
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #84
                              Originally posted by wtf
                              i suspect there are ten very satisfied men walking the streets of new jersey now
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Thanks Men

                              I mustered up $200 the hard way if you know what I mean

                              I hit the streets
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Roxy ways to get $200 pretty easy

                              I used my head

                              Man it feels good
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                              • Blondie
                                SBR MVP
                                • 06-19-08
                                • 2823

                                #85
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                I asked Shari at least 50 times to have sex with me and I swear I am dead serious

                                Phone messages, on the forum, PM's and e-maill

                                I come right out with it, its the only way to get laid
                                hmmm now JJ I am not sure you are being 100% honest about this...

                                Shari made a comment to me today that leads me to believe there may be something there between the two of you...

                                what good are you if you're not going to share the jj load?
                                So how big is the jj load?
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                                • ttwarrior1
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 06-23-09
                                  • 28460

                                  #86
                                  be funny when it comes back declined because he deposited on a site he opened up while member of another forum
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                                  • dfberger23
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-08-10
                                    • 5069

                                    #87
                                    Coach this should help you score chicks despite the smale rooster. Lay this on the chicks at the bar tonight:

                                    "hey baby, Michael Jack Corbin, Costa Rican Gaming Control Board, SBR Pro, I am big time, let me buy you a drink."
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