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  • taxer
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 05-31-11
    • 630

    #1
    My girl caught me looking at another chick at the gym
    So I am on the treadmill gym is practically empty and this fuckin dime piece decides to get on the machine next to me.. all the other machines are empty so i am thinking to myself " nice "...

    My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine.... THIS girl gets of the treadmill and gets in the machine infront of me and starts doing leg and ass workouts and her ass is sweaty and i cannot help it and i fuckin stare that ass down .. MY luck is that my girl catches me right in the middle of the stare.

    My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me and leaves .. the other girl laughs and gives me a look like " what a pussy whipped loser " and left the gym.. the situation was so fuct that even the gym instructor came over and gave me a pat in the back and said " women.. what can i tell ya "

    I get home and i get dumped via text message.

    WHAT the FUC is up with girls now a days?

    Few years ago this would have not gone down like this.

  • VegasInsider
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-12-10
    • 14593

    #2
    Fukk that clam. Bossy bitch.
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    • Ninersnut
      SBR MVP
      • 05-20-10
      • 3730

      #3
      Right should've put your girl in the emergency room for that move.
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      • taxer
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 05-31-11
        • 630

        #4
        i know man im in of those situations were i wish i would have acted diff but hey at least im not in jail
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        • mr. leisure
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-29-08
          • 17507

          #5
          My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me

          Who needs a bitch like that ??
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          • Monitor-Tan
            SBR MVP
            • 02-20-11
            • 4460

            #6
            Should've given her a ring.. and no not the one on the finger...
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            • sneakerhead
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 07-14-10
              • 7727

              #7
              damn bodied
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              • BIGDAY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 02-17-10
                • 48245

                #8
                Tough break taxer.
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                • ngates815
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-01-09
                  • 13845

                  #9
                  Originally posted by taxer
                  So I am on the treadmill gym is practically empty and this fuckin dime piece decides to get on the machine next to me.. all the other machines are empty so i am thinking to myself " nice "... My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine.... THIS girl gets of the treadmill and gets in the machine infront of me and starts doing leg and ass workouts and her ass is sweaty and i cannot help it and i fuckin stare that ass down .. MY luck is that my girl catches me right in the middle of the stare. My girls walks up to me and throws water in my face slaps me and leaves .. the other girl laughs and gives me a look like " what a pussy whipped loser " and left the gym.. the situation was so fuct that even the gym instructor came over and gave me a pat in the back and said " women.. what can i tell ya " I get home and i get dumped via text message. WHAT the FUC is up with girls now a days? Few years ago this would have not gone down like this.

                  Sounds like your girl was a real cu nt. That's why you need to date women, they would feel insecure with you staring at that girl, and she would invite the both of you to "shower" up after your workouts were over. Then your woman woulda gave you the best hummer/rim job you ever received, and she would win back your affection, then tomorrow you'd be back working out and that same 10 would be in there struttin her stuff and you would pay her no mind, you'd just be siting there fantasizing about that hummer/rimmer your woman just gave you.
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                  • Glitch
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-09
                    • 11795

                    #10
                    she just wants to go fukk around with the guy shes been flirting with for a few days. she'll be back sunday night at the latest. dont worry.
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                    • mh217
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-10
                      • 2226

                      #11
                      on the bright side you got a convo starter with the other chick next time you see her..get your game on..you might be able to trade up if your game is tight
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        your girl was right

                        you disrespected her you punk
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                        • NYSportsGuy210
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-07-09
                          • 11347

                          #13
                          Pics or this never really happened.
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                          • JN416
                            SBR Rookie
                            • 12-05-11
                            • 19

                            #14
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                            • taxer
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 05-31-11
                              • 630

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ngates815


                              Sounds like your girl was a real cu nt. That's why you need to date women, they would feel insecure with you staring at that girl, and she would invite the both of you to "shower" up after your workouts were over. Then your woman woulda gave you the best hummer/rim job you ever received, and she would win back your affection, then tomorrow you'd be back working out and that same 10 would be in there struttin her stuff and you would pay her no mind, you'd just be siting there fantasizing about that hummer/rimmer your woman just gave you.
                              This ...

                              Buddy i feel you 100% i wasnt even trying to mack on her i was just looking at was placed in front of me i never had any intention of even starting conv.

                              My girl is hot and i love her but her attitude makes her look ugly as hell i need a woman not a 2nd mom
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                              • taxer
                                SBR Wise Guy
                                • 05-31-11
                                • 630

                                #16
                                and now Glitch may have a point.. fuk

                                And pics of what ? Of me being caught looking at another girl? sorry man my life isnt a reality show that i carry a fukin camera with me.
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                                • ShogunRua
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 12-23-09
                                  • 4668

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by taxer
                                  My girl sees what is going on and puts me in her crosshairs , so i try to avoid issues and move to another machine....
                                  This is where you made the first/crucial mistake. Once she gave you that 'look' you should have went over and slapped her and sent her home to make dinner/clean house. You need to learn to put women in their place.
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                                  • milwaukee mike
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 08-22-07
                                    • 26914

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by NYSportsGuy210
                                    Pics or this never really happened.



                                    most guys that go to a gym are gay, so i'm pretty sure this story involved you looking at another GUY'S sweaty ass
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                                    • romecloneout
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-06-11
                                      • 2243

                                      #19
                                      try for the 3way
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                                      • sideloaded
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 08-21-10
                                        • 7561

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        your girl was right

                                        you disrespected her you punk
                                        LOL which jj ghost is this?
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                                        • TR88
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 06-10-10
                                          • 9364

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          your girl was right

                                          you disrespected her you punk
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                                          • King Mayan
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-22-10
                                            • 21326

                                            #22
                                            I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
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                                            • raydog
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-07-07
                                              • 6984

                                              #23
                                              taxer, we need to see a pic of your broad so that we can give you an idea of how to handle this shit....if she is below a 7, you are not going to like what we have to say about it...

                                              (please, for taxers sake, let her at least be a 7)*
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                                              • dfberger23
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-08-10
                                                • 5069

                                                #24
                                                What a sensitive c*nt.
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                                                • ngates815
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-01-09
                                                  • 13845

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Glitch
                                                  she just wants to go fukk around with the guy shes been flirting with for a few days. she'll be back sunday night at the latest. dont worry.

                                                  I bet taxer's girl is chowin on that 10's asshole form the gym. I bet there is no guy on the side. Taxer's girl was pissed because her and the 10 have been scissoring for a few weeks and the 10 is Bisexual and taxer's old lady was scared she may of wanted some of taxer's penis.
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                                                  • raydog
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 11-07-07
                                                    • 6984

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                    I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
                                                    thats because they arent sure if you have a bomb in your bag or strapped to your chest you meat head!
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                                                    • taxer
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 05-31-11
                                                      • 630

                                                      #27
                                                      haha this thread and the replies have put a smile on my face i wiill post a pic of her with no face.
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                                                      • King Mayan
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-22-10
                                                        • 21326

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by raydog
                                                        thats because they arent sure if you have a bomb in your bag or strapped to your chest you meat head!
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                                                        • hels
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 04-12-09
                                                          • 8767

                                                          #29
                                                          There's certain things you do not do with your girlfriend. Working out is one of them. You gotta focus in the gym and if you decide to focus on sweaty bitches then you can't be worrying about a gf.
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                                                          • ZetaPsi808
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-18-08
                                                            • 12119

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by taxer
                                                            haha this thread and the replies have put a smile on my face i wiill post a pic of her with no face.
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                                                            • wtf
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 08-22-08
                                                              • 12983

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                              I feel you brah.... Guys slap their bitches for looking at me all the time...
                                                              translation

                                                              bitches=local bottoms
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                                                              • Sunde91
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-26-09
                                                                • 8325

                                                                #32
                                                                did not happen

                                                                C- story telling
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                                                                • Bbr
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 08-17-10
                                                                  • 3900

                                                                  #33
                                                                  She always wanted to dump you. She just had to wait for the right time to put it on you and not her. Women are very diligent!
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                                                                  • boeing power
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 03-23-10
                                                                    • 9698

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Your girl has some serious self esteem issues
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                                                                    • milwaukee mike
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 08-22-07
                                                                      • 26914

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Sunde91
                                                                      did not happen

                                                                      C- story telling
                                                                      yeah taxer was getting tired of posting losers and getting negative feedback so he tried (and failed) to get some sympathy
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