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  • Lazy-Man
    SBR MVP
    • 12-20-10
    • 1430

    #1
    Last minute loan help
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
  • frizzelli
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-06-10
    • 8916

    #2
    Originally posted by Lazy-Man
    Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
    Sell shit, Pimp shit, Steal shit, figure it out you are a big boy, you expect strangers on an internet gambling forum to bail you out fuk off.
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    • zsr
      SBR MVP
      • 06-01-10
      • 4117

      #3
      What do you need the money for? If its for a bookie just fukin stiff him, hes not gonna do anything.
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      • Dirty Sanchez
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-01-10
        • 16031

        #4
        Originally posted by Lazy-Man
        Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
        I've said it before...find a dark alley...deal out helmet shines at $25 a pop...you could have $1300 by tomorrow morning...and most people will give you a pass on the whole gay thing
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        • frizzelli
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-06-10
          • 8916

          #5
          Originally posted by zsr
          What do you need the money for? If its for a bookie just fukin stiff him, hes not gonna do anything.
          Or he can play sbr poker 10 hours a day like an idiot we all know
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          • CarpeDime
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-01-09
            • 7873

            #6
            craigslist gay sh*t, as a straight guy you can make 1300 EASY

            wear a fukkin raincoat though, no exceptions

            or go to an upscale gay bar and meet a few guys and ask around a bit
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            • zsr
              SBR MVP
              • 06-01-10
              • 4117

              #7
              Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
              I've said it before...find a dark alley...deal out helmet shines at $25 a pop...you could have $1300 by tomorrow morning...and most people will give you a pass on the whole gay thing
              also this could work
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45359

                #8
                suck some rooster
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                • frizzelli
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-06-10
                  • 8916

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                  suck some rooster
                  The twink sucks rooster for free, you think people are all of a suddenly start paying for it.
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                  • CarpeDime
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-01-09
                    • 7873

                    #10
                    actually come to think of it dont use craigslist, use a gay pickup site

                    have no idea what they are called but im sure there are many that cater to people looking for hookups, including G4P (Gay For Pay, which is the category you would be in)

                    look for one that caters to upscale gays, you dont want to deal with broke ass gays who have no money but might say they do and just get a beej from you in a hotel and just stiff you and leave you to deal with the hotel bill to boot

                    upscale gay bar or exclusive gay web site, use the term "Gay For Pay" and they will know what you mean
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CarpeDime
                      actually come to think of it dont use craigslist, use a gay pickup site

                      have no idea what they are called but im sure there are many that cater to people looking for hookups, including G4P (Gay For Pay, which is the category you would be in)

                      look for one that caters to upscale gays, you dont want to deal with broke ass gays who have no money but might say they do and just get a beej from you in a hotel and just stiff you and leave you to deal with the hotel bill to boot

                      upscale gay bar or exclusive gay web site, use the term "Gay For Pay" and they will know what you mean
                      Loshak hanging at the pole parlors playing the Man Candy card...nice
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                      • CarpeDime
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-01-09
                        • 7873

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
                        Loshak hanging at the pole parlors playing the Man Candy card...nice

                        most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that

                        gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually

                        you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money

                        you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go

                        it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc

                        for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time

                        most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option

                        Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this

                        Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them

                        I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions
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                        • pm9964
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 06-05-09
                          • 222

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Lazy-Man
                          Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
                          what city/state you live in?
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                          • hels
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-12-09
                            • 8767

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CarpeDime
                            most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions
                            Nice confession bro.
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                            • TR88
                              Restricted User
                              • 06-10-10
                              • 9364

                              #15
                              your parents? cousins ? grandparents ? Bank ? Sell stuff ? phone,laptop,tv etc...
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                              • pm9964
                                SBR High Roller
                                • 06-05-09
                                • 222

                                #16
                                what do you have for sale man?
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                                • ProfaneReality
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-14-09
                                  • 7607

                                  #17
                                  you are obviously on a computer, sell it, go to nearest race track. and triple up.
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                                  • pm9964
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 06-05-09
                                    • 222

                                    #18
                                    dude here i am trying to get you cash and you disappear
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                                    • unusialsusp5
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-18-10
                                      • 4198

                                      #19
                                      pay day loan if you have checking account. can get 1500.00 by friday.
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                                      • pm9964
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 06-05-09
                                        • 222

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                                        pay day loan if you have checking account. can get 1500.00 by friday.

                                        highly doubt it
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                                        • caseyman011
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 11-01-11
                                          • 583

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                          most straight guys have NO CLUE what a commodity straight guys are to gay guys, they will pay a huge huge premium for that

                                          gays who pay for sex will pay top dollar for an average straight guy over the hottest gay guy, usually

                                          you DO NOT have to be any kind of great physical specimen at all, and in fact, whatever you happen to be you can be sure there are lots of gay guys who are into it, and if you find a rich one - bingo youre in the money

                                          you can call the shots, set the rules, set the price, and then as long as you dont run into a jerry dommer-type, you are good to go

                                          it is an essential component in a gambler's arsenal of options to fund accounts, re-up, and settle credit debts, etc etc

                                          for most it is a last resort or close-to-last resort option, yes, but an essential one nonetheless, and almost 100% guaranteed to settle a tough situation every time

                                          most veteran gamblers who have been in the game for 20+ years have done this at least once, and some, when they see its not so bad, wind up using it repeatedly as a go-to bail-out option

                                          Some of the biggest names in the game, INCLUDING SHARPS and others who are well-known and have reputations as sharps, have done this

                                          Some guys i know will way overbet a lock, or go all in on a money-line parlay of multiple big favorites, and if it doesnt hit, they just think worst case scenario, they can go back to the Gay For Pay well and have everything taken care of in exchange for what amounts to a minor, short-term inconvenience for them

                                          I encourage all on SBR to become more aware of this option when managing bankrolls and making bet size decisions
                                          You sure did write a lot about this topic. Experienced much? If I ever got to the point where I was in over my head so badly that I felt this was my last potential option, that would be a good sign to call it quits...
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                                          • Br0nxer
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-25-11
                                            • 13665

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Lazy-Man
                                            Where to ******* go? I need 1300 by tomorrow night. Come on guys help me think
                                            Call me on the 908
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                                            • pm9964
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 06-05-09
                                              • 222

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by caseyman011
                                              You sure did write a lot about this topic. Experienced much? If I ever got to the point where I was in over my head so badly that I felt this was my last potential option, that would be a good sign to call it quits...

                                              that would be a good sign to eat a bullet
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                                              • pm9964
                                                SBR High Roller
                                                • 06-05-09
                                                • 222

                                                #24
                                                where do you live man? I got cash burning a hole in my pocket!
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                                                • ProfaneReality
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-14-09
                                                  • 7607

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pm9964
                                                  where do you live man? I got cash burning a hole in my pocket!
                                                  quit fukkin with him
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                                                  • caseyman011
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 11-01-11
                                                    • 583

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by pm9964
                                                    that would be a good sign to eat a bullet
                                                    I've got a wife and three kids for whom I exist, but yeah that would also be a better alternative
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                                                    • pm9964
                                                      SBR High Roller
                                                      • 06-05-09
                                                      • 222

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                                      quit fukkin with him

                                                      shut the fukk up, if he is local ill buy some of his shit to help him out.
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                                                      • RealSlimShady
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-24-07
                                                        • 6249

                                                        #28
                                                        Sounds like Loshak has gone the gay for pay route before!
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                                                        • King Mayan
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 09-22-10
                                                          • 21326

                                                          #29
                                                          I hope your bookie breaks your kneecaps muthafukka.
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                                                          • flyingillini
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-06-06
                                                            • 41219

                                                            #30
                                                            Loshak could make some good money at the Power Exchange
                                                            המוסד‎
                                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                            • DemoralizdDreamr
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-04-11
                                                              • 4319

                                                              #31
                                                              pawn shop.
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                                                              • pm9964
                                                                SBR High Roller
                                                                • 06-05-09
                                                                • 222

                                                                #32
                                                                Hard to help a Houdini
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                                                                • daimoshokage
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-07-11
                                                                  • 8935

                                                                  #33
                                                                  sell your kidney!
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