Has anyone ever dated a Hooters girl?

[TheCentaur]

I got to know this girl briefly when I was a Judge for some beauty contest in the Bahamas. She was miss Hooters 2007 or something. Tried but never even got close. I think she actually ended up dating Wes Welker for awhile but he dumped her. Nice girl though.

[Rod Tidwell]

I feel like someone is f'ing with me, this thread is cracking me up. Lots of coincidences. Wes Welker much have a thing for hooters girls. He hit on my wife pretty bad one night (he actually didn't know she was previously a hooters girl). This was probably 4-5 years ago, whenever he first arrived in Boston. I'm such a huge fan of the guy, I wasn't even mad...kinda honored.

Here's some advice on Hooters girls. One a scale of 1-10, (10 being the best). I give my wife a 2, and if it wasn't for her french toast she'd be a 1. F'ing deplorable as a wife. So, if you get the chance with this chick, bang her, eat some wings, leave the carrots, and tell her and her retarded orange shorts to hit the road. Don't fall in love, I repeat, do not fall in love.

[TheMoneyShot]

Little off the story... (because of what Rod Tidwell said above I have to tell this story.) Ray Lewis was at Detroit Metro Airport about 4-5 years ago... I was seeing this one girl. Well her sister works at this restaurant inside the airport and Ray Lewis was having a bite to eat apparently waiting for his flight? I don't know if it was a preseason game or not? I believe it was? Anyways.. This is how the story went...

Waitress: Hi... what will you guys be having?
RL: Do you know who I am?
Waitress: No... I don't I'm sorry sir.
RL: (Points over to his friend...) Sh#$ this girl doesn't know who I am. Baby... do you know football?
Waitress: I never watch football.
RL: Well see. That's your problem. You need to watch football.
Waitress: Um... Ok. So what do you guys want to eat?
RL: So Do you know who I am?
Waitress: I just said I have no idea. Are you a rapper?
RL: I'm not a rapper but I could of been if I wanted. (Points to his friend sitting next to him) Tell her.
RL's Friend: You are talking to Ray Lewis. Pro Line Backer Baltimore Ravens. That's who you're talking to sweetheart.
Waitress: Hello. Mr. Baltimore Ravens (Yes, she said that.)
RL: When I'm in Detroit again I want to see you. Would you like that?
Waitress: Not really.



Here Are Some Pics Of this chick... this is what Ray was looking at.

[Brock Landers]

My neighbor was a hooters waitress....shes had more dicks in her than most of you have had hot meals....my advice....hit it and run

[mh217]

most hooters girls have had more black rooster in them than the urinals at the apollo

[clynnm17]

go for that buddy GO FOR IT!!!!

[clynnm17]

is that Huntsville alabama or huntsville In?

[Salmon Steak]

Do most of them have requirements to date their customers? Come on pal, you seem to be close here.

I know they like things like money, looks, power, fame... things like that. They are actually real people outside the uniform. Just treat them like any other girl. GL

[TheCentaur]

Little off the story... (because of what Rod Tidwell said above I have to tell this story.) Ray Lewis was at Detroit Metro Airport about 4-5 years ago... I was seeing this one girl. Well her sister works at this restaurant inside the airport and Ray Lewis was having a bite to eat apparently waiting for his flight? I don't know if it was a preseason game or not? I believe it was? Anyways.. This is how the story went...

Waitress: Hi... what will you guys be having?
RL: Do you know who I am?
Waitress: No... I don't I'm sorry sir.
RL: (Points over to his friend...) Sh#$ this girl doesn't know who I am. Baby... do you know football?
Waitress: I never watch football.
RL: Well see. That's your problem. You need to watch football.
Waitress: Um... Ok. So what do you guys want to eat?
RL: So Do you know who I am?
Waitress: I just said I have no idea. Are you a rapper?
RL: I'm not a rapper but I could of been if I wanted. (Points to his friend sitting next to him) Tell her.
RL's Friend: You are talking to Ray Lewis. Pro Line Backer Baltimore Ravens. That's who you're talking to sweetheart.
Waitress: Hello. Mr. Baltimore Ravens (Yes, she said that.)
RL: When I'm in Detroit again I want to see you. Would you like that?
Waitress: Not really.



Here Are Some Pics Of this chick... this is what Ray was looking at.

Wow moneyshot, if this girl's sister was half as hot as her congratulations

[mocash]

please ray lewis dont need no consent!

[TheCentaur]

Here's some advice on Hooters girls. One a scale of 1-10, (10 being the best). I give my wife a 2, and if it wasn't for her french toast she'd be a 1. F'ing deplorable as a wife. So, if you get the chance with this chick, bang her, eat some wings, leave the carrots, and tell her and her retarded orange shorts to hit the road. Don't fall in love, I repeat, do not fall in love.

Great words of wisdom. That must be some good french toast, it doubled her rating!

[TheCentaur]

Little off the story... (because of what Rod Tidwell said above I have to tell this story.) Ray Lewis was at Detroit Metro Airport about 4-5 years ago... I was seeing this one girl. Well her sister works at this restaurant inside the airport and Ray Lewis was having a bite to eat apparently waiting for his flight? I don't know if it was a preseason game or not? I believe it was? Anyways.. This is how the story went...

Waitress: Hi... what will you guys be having?
RL: Do you know who I am?
Waitress: No... I don't I'm sorry sir.
RL: (Points over to his friend...) Sh#$ this girl doesn't know who I am. Baby... do you know football?
Waitress: I never watch football.
RL: Well see. That's your problem. You need to watch football.
Waitress: Um... Ok. So what do you guys want to eat?
RL: So Do you know who I am?
Waitress: I just said I have no idea. Are you a rapper?
RL: I'm not a rapper but I could of been if I wanted. (Points to his friend sitting next to him) Tell her.
RL's Friend: You are talking to Ray Lewis. Pro Line Backer Baltimore Ravens. That's who you're talking to sweetheart.
Waitress: Hello. Mr. Baltimore Ravens (Yes, she said that.)
RL: When I'm in Detroit again I want to see you. Would you like that?
Waitress: Not really.

What kind of human being acts like that? Didn't like the guy before, now can't stand him.
...getting his friend to say who he is like a King being announced before he enters the room or something. What a fuking idiot.

[FindTheLock]

if you really want to land a hooters chick u have to put in more time than it is worth. A lot of them are attractive, but the ones I got to know on a personal level didn't have much activity between the ears. I was a bartender at a casino, so a lot of the girls i worked with either used to work at hooters, or still did. Once you get past their nice bodies and pretty faces there isn't a lot left for them to offer. Just try to get her drunk and in the back seat of your car. Don't try to get to know them for dating.

[mp5070]

Money,

Check your PM.

[Casperwaits]

When I lived in Vegas, I hung out with one for a brief time. She was young. I am old. You can figure out the rest.

[bradthebloke]

i banged one in jacksonville, Fl about ten years ago. was there on business. I was just friendly, she was just friendly so I said screw it. asked her what time she was off she told me around 11 and we could go get a drink. Thought to myself, "hell ya!", but at the same time was thinking something must be wrong with this girl. Its too easy. so anyway, I go back to hooters at 11 and we walk out down the strip as there were plenty of bars around her work. then it happens. From out of nowhere, a BIG BUTCH black gangsta chick comes up to us and grabs her by the throat as if im not even there. Shit I wasnt gonna do anything, this bitch was 300 pounds and prob packing. So she asks the hooters chick what she thinks shes doing. Hooters replies that im just her friend and shes just showing me where to find some local bars. Sure enough, hooters points where I can find some and takes off with queen latifa. So I forgot about it and got drunk on my own. sure enough she calls me later that night at like 3 in the morning and came ******. I was drunk and dont recall her explanation of big mama. the sex wasnt even really that good of course that coulda been cuz i was drunk. but yeah, some hooters chicks are really messed in the head.

[TheCentaur]

i banged one in jacksonville, Fl about ten years ago. was there on business. I was just friendly, she was just friendly so I said screw it. asked her what time she was off she told me around 11 and we could go get a drink. Thought to myself, "hell ya!", but at the same time was thinking something must be wrong with this girl. Its too easy. so anyway, I go back to hooters at 11 and we walk out down the strip as there were plenty of bars around her work. then it happens. From out of nowhere, a BIG BUTCH black gangsta chick comes up to us and grabs her by the throat as if im not even there. Shit I wasnt gonna do anything, this bitch was 300 pounds and prob packing. So she asks the hooters chick what she thinks shes doing. Hooters replies that im just her friend and shes just showing me where to find some local bars. Sure enough, hooters points where I can find some and takes off with queen latifa. So I forgot about it and got drunk on my own. sure enough she calls me later that night at like 3 in the morning and came ******. I was drunk and dont recall her explanation of big mama. the sex wasnt even really that good of course that coulda been cuz i was drunk. but yeah, some hooters chicks are really messed in the head.

Hope you wrapped it.

[cockblocker]

Smoothie King girls for me.

[dlowilly]

Was talking to a hot one tonight that would make a great side piece, but some of the stuff I'm reading in here makes it sound not worth it.

[kidcudi92]

banged not dated

unreal all the shit she says random dudes buy them and shit

[grease lightnin]

I had one after me years back but I didn’t want none.

She had been railed by hoards of mandingos.

And I told her that was why.

She ended up marrying a shmuck that looks like a hamburger version of me.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I did once... she was a nice girl single mom and non slutty besides her job... yeah these poor girls have a bad rep but not all of them are gold digging crazy whoress...

It was nice.

[MMANick]

Dated one that was 19 when I was 16, I lied and said I was 18. They do the ketchup thing a lot, man.

[ByeShea]

I'm in love.

Wait a sec - some time has passed here since 2011.

jmob: How about an update on this piece you 100% guaranteed did not nail, let alone date, let alone ask out? Hope she didn't get fat.

[shocka1212]

I dated one... some bomb ass Pu$$Y.

[JMobile]

banged not dated

unreal all the shit she says random dudes buy them and shit

Pics or it never happened.

[beavis13]

Went out with one a few times. Same as dating strippers. Amazing how insecure they are. I had one stripper go off on me for a girl that was a regular at one of the bars I worked at coming up and saying hi and giving me a hug. She made her money grinding on guys and I couldn't get a hug?? Had to tell her to penetrate off

[packerd_00]

Nope,did date a stripper years ago.

[kidcudi92]

Pics or it never happened.

shut the fukk up clown

you have to photoshop a bitch putting your name on a sign

unreal

[Auto Donk]

banged a few, never dated any of em

one blew me in the parking lot out by the dumpster at the 59/Kirby location here in htown

[maggiethebestdog]

I went out with a transgender assistant manager from Arby's for a while so I know what you guys are talking about

[packerd_00]

Guys don't go to Hooters for the food,their burgers are shite.

[kidcudi92]

Guys don't go to Hooters for the food,their burgers are shite.

all of it sucks

was in FL, went to one during March madness, didn’t even have any games on. Chugged my drink and ran to find games as they couldn’t figure out the remote

[PaperTrail07]

Same thing happened to Me awesome..... Sucks when A hoe falls in LOVE....LOL...

I had one after me years back but I didn’t want none.

She had been railed by hoards of mandingos.

And I told her that was why.

She ended up marrying a shmuck that looks like a hamburger version of me.

[PaperTrail07]

I mean obv I still hit it for a while LOL....but had to PART ways.....then came the cheeseburger