How would you have handeled this situation....from last night

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  • SamsNCharge99
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-22-08
    • 41242

    #1
    How would you have handeled this situation....from last night
    Wassup boys, so Wednesday afternoon, I started getting a little sick, tried to let the body fight it off, but it wasn't happening. So finally, I went to the doctors yesterday morning, I knew I had strep throat, but was thinking I may have had MONO. Luckily, all I had was strep.

    Doctor tells me basically to contain myself for 24-48 hours b/c I'm contagious and stuff. OK, so all day I'm in my room, watching movies, watching the games and whatever.

    BUT, last night, we have a mixer and there's gonna be a party going on outside my room in my house with 40+ girls. FUKK ME, what do I do?

    Then, I get a text from one of the girls saying I better be seeing you tonight at around 8:45. Mixer starts at 10. I get the text and right away go and shit, shave, and shower.....the essentials.

    I know I cannot drink during the night, but being there I can still talk to her, dance, and whatever.

    So mixer happens, I see her, it's whatever, we talk a little, don't really dance much. But, she's only 20, and no fake ID, so once midnight hits and all the girls and guys leave to go d-town, she is still here. Around 11:45, I go into main room upstairs and start to DJ and she is sitting on couch next to me. I'm telling her she should stay here while all the other girls go d-town. And she decides to stay.

    At this point, there's around 10-20 people in the house and we are both flirting with each other and slowly she is moving from the couch down on the floor with me and now I'm laying on her while she is against the couch. Every time I put a song on that she doesn't like, she is telling me to change it and then starts fukking tickling me, so of course I get her right back. This goes on for a couple minutes and eventually after like 30 min, I bring her over to my room where the tv is on and music is playing.

    Suddenly, I get a text....and ironically, it's from BOBBYFK. Hey pal, how you been? So I basically give him this scenario of me being sick and this girl ready for action and ask him his opinion....he says is she hott. I say yes and he doesn't respond....thanks BOBBY.

    We end up fooling around, but no sex.

    But if you are in this situation....sick, contagious, but girl all over you, what would you do? I think I did the right think.
  • Jimmy0607
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-09-09
    • 7785

    #2
    Fukk that I spread my germs all over the bitch
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    • Ace_of_Spades
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-14-09
      • 13518

      #3
      If i were you, i'd kill myself.
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      • tanner40
        SBR MVP
        • 03-24-10
        • 2129

        #4
        I beat the pussy into submission.
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        • tanner40
          SBR MVP
          • 03-24-10
          • 2129

          #5
          And can you imagine being Bobby? Friday night all of us are trying to get laid and this fukk is sitting in his room thinking of what poster to text next.
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          • P.F.Kasooff
            SBR MVP
            • 11-13-10
            • 1903

            #6
            Let Bobby give you a BJ again
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            • BeatTheJerk
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-19-07
              • 31794

              #7
              She would've been better off had you just stuck your dick in her, rather than you schlep all over her giving her possible strep.
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              • Domestic
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-10-09
                • 6323

                #8
                You did the right thing and you were not selfish.
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                • Tech N9ne
                  Restricted User
                  • 06-24-11
                  • 5366

                  #9
                  You should of stuck her in every hole

                  Your lame
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                  • BGS 9.5
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-10-08
                    • 4628

                    #10
                    You didn't even come close to doing the right thing - the very day you are diagnosed with strep you attend a party and fool around with some chick?

                    I presume I do not have to explain this further
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                    • BeatTheJerk
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 08-19-07
                      • 31794

                      #11
                      Moral of the story here : You don't put a condom on your mouth, you put it on your dick.
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                      • InTheDrink
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-23-09
                        • 23983

                        #12
                        The strept that you just gave her isn't as bad as the herpes you would have given her.
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                        • DiggityDaggityDo
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 11-30-08
                          • 81450

                          #13
                          Lets see pics of this chick.
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                          • VegasInsider
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 12-12-10
                            • 14593

                            #14
                            Fukk that broad. Her problem if she gets sick.
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                            • anthonydiamondLC
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-02-08
                              • 2296

                              #15
                              Decent story but your a little slow to make moves. Quicken up the pace next time.
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                              • big joe 1212
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-01-08
                                • 19380

                                #16
                                so you stopped the momentum to text bobby?

                                what's the difference if you **** her or not? you already contaminated her by breathing on her!
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                                • Full Time Hobo
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-16-10
                                  • 2778

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by tanner40
                                  And can you imagine being Bobby? Friday night all of us are trying to get laid and this fukk is sitting in his room thinking of what poster to text next.
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                                  • spankie
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-10-11
                                    • 9992

                                    #18
                                    You should have phone boned bobby while she gave you a handjob.
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                                    • forloveofthegame
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-01-09
                                      • 5288

                                      #19
                                      you should have been hittin it at 9. slackin brah
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                                      • testudo
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 09-07-10
                                        • 176

                                        #20
                                        The only mistake you made was not closing the deal
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                                        • ngates815
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-01-09
                                          • 13845

                                          #21
                                          Booom
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                                          • birdmanweezy
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 04-18-10
                                            • 4635

                                            #22
                                            you should have called bobby and let him listen
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                                            • jarvol
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-13-10
                                              • 6074

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SamsNCharge99
                                              I know I cannot drink during the night

                                              Don't believe the warning labels on medicine. Nothing should ever prevent you from drinking and fukking.
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                                              • zam77
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 11-03-10
                                                • 3586

                                                #24
                                                sammy... Member that one chic that is hot and you keep telling me you'll post more pics? Well you haven't and that's all that matters so FAIL.
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Why are you talking with Bobby??

                                                  Sammy you doing any business with him??
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                                                  • Louisvillekid1
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 10-17-07
                                                    • 52143

                                                    #26
                                                    she prob spreading more then germs to you
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                                                    • SamsNCharge99
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-22-08
                                                      • 41242

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by zam77
                                                      sammy... Member that one chic that is hot and you keep telling me you'll post more pics? Well you haven't and that's all that matters so FAIL.
                                                      the indian one? I don't talk to her anymore
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                                                      • onlooker
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 08-10-05
                                                        • 36572

                                                        #28
                                                        Damn. I hope you never get a deadly contagious disease, or we are all dead.

                                                        The worse thing is, you probably gave her strep throat, and you didn't even smash.
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                                                        • wtf
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-22-08
                                                          • 12983

                                                          #29
                                                          dear sirs, everyone knows cunnilingus is a cure for strep throat, signed dr. doolittle
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                                                          • MC PICKS
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-10-10
                                                            • 6644

                                                            #30
                                                            Bang her doggie style so you dont breath your germs in her face and youll both be fine.
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                                                            • P.F.Kasooff
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-13-10
                                                              • 1903

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jjgold

                                                              Why are you talking with Bobby??

                                                              Jealous much? Sammy has old scars on the rooster from the braces
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                                                              • onlooker
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 08-10-05
                                                                • 36572

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by P.F.Kasooff
                                                                Jealous much? Sammy has old scars on the rooster from the braces
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                                                                • Djstucky
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 02-27-11
                                                                  • 2993

                                                                  #33
                                                                  First of all alcohol is better than any medicine the doctor will prescribe. Not to mention if it says don't drink while taking the meds it really means drink more than normal. Swapping a case of strep throat is probably the least of your concerns when banging a chick. For fukk sakes if this is preventing you from hitting some tail you have more way bigger issues the doctor should be trying to figure out. In other words man up, start drinking everything in sight, and hammer the gal.
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                                                                  • onetrickpony
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-23-10
                                                                    • 9434

                                                                    #34
                                                                    this thread is a FAIL without any PICS
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                                                                    • Winner_13
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-04-10
                                                                      • 1744

                                                                      #35
                                                                      is this at yr school? what school do you go to?
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