Does anyone out there aspire to be a TOUT?

[Ice House]

I know Brahmabull does. I know Paco said he would never go tout. Honestly everytime I call one of those bullshit numbers for the free pick it's always a loser.

Seriously I've called probably 6 or 7 times and I've never received a winner from any of those dooshe bags.

I mean even if you were a really good tout and you could supply people with winners it would be tough to give someone a winner every single day. B/c not everyday is a good card.

[VegasInsider]

Sinner and Zeta do, I bet.

[onetrickpony]

fuk tout i wanna be a bookie

[mighty maron]

More about marketing and getting a catchy name out there. Set up a website cheap that looks good. Sell half the people one side...the other half the other side. Half will love you

[CarpeDime]

truth of the matter is, HELLYEAH we all want to be touts

giving out fukin 25* plays, 50* plays, 200* Lock Of My Existences, all that sh*t it's cool as hell

yeah we all want to be touts

Stu Feiner one of the all time coolest guys ever

[Tech N9ne]

the only good tout site is picknation. Records are accurate

Steve Budin, Derrick Manncini, and Anthony Redd consistantly pick winners

everyone else is pretty much garbage

[CarpeDime]

You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate:

<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dLDtQwbAHsU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[SCRAGGS]

bookiebashersportsdotcom.

[Louisvillekid1]

I know Brahmabull does. I know Paco said he would never go tout. Honestly everytime I call one of those bullshit numbers for the free pick it's always a loser.

Seriously I've called probably 6 or 7 times and I've never received a winner from any of those dooshe bags.

I mean even if you were a really good tout and you could supply people with winners it would be tough to give someone a winner every single day. B/c not everyday is a good card.

I thought it was guaranteed winner? THat's what they say in their add... lol

[eidolon]

From that video of stu, I feel like he is trying to over compensate for being a homosexual. It's OK stu, just come out of the closet.

[Louisvillekid1]

You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate:

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[MC PICKS]

You just cannot get much cooler. The ultimate: <IFRAME height=360 src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dLDtQwbAHsU" frameBorder=0 width=480 allowfullscreen></IFRAME>

LOL

[Swinging Johnson]

This guy is really slick. He went 3-1 last week and everything is free.

http://www.sbrforum.com/nfl-football/free-picks/nfl-picks-week-3-recap-swinging-johnson-a-21388/

[Ice House]

Damn Stu Feiner must be on sort of drug or something. How does someone have that much energy?

[SportsMushroom]

truth of the matter is, HELLYEAH we all want to be touts giving out fukin 25* plays, 50* plays, 200* Lock Of My Existences, all that sh*t it's cool as hell yeah we all want to be touts Stu Feiner one of the all time coolest guys ever

nope, only people that want to be touts think that everyone else wants to be a tout as well

[CarpeDime]

nope, only people that want to be touts think that everyone else wants to be a tout as well

ok well then i cant speak for anyone else, but i know i want to be a tout shroomer!!

I will post a 25* Bookie Crusher Gold College Football Pick in this thread this weekend!

I can't release the Platinum Picks, I need them for BTP and n****s will copy my plays if I do, but I will release a Gold Pick in this thread!

[Ice House]

nice can't wait for the gold pick

[SportsMushroom]

ok well then i cant speak for anyone else, but i know i want to be a tout shroomer!! I will post a 25* Bookie Crusher Gold College Football Pick in this thread this weekend! I can't release the Platinum Picks, I need them for BTP and n****s will copy my plays if I do, but I will release a Gold Pick in this thread!

can we pay for your service with points? or do you only take platinum master card?

[Tech N9ne]

Seriously who wouldn't want to get paid to pick losers

That is something we are all good at

[killawookie]

Or course I do.. but the problem isn't making or finding a pick .. it's taking the criticism when you go 6-0 and lose the next few. Otherwise I'm sure I could make a good pick every few days or so...

[jjgold]

touts are all fauds
give two sides to games
have so many different categories each week some bound to hit

[hawley]

touts are all fauds
give two sides to games
have so many different categories each week some bound to hit

Coach is it true you spent two years selling your picks?

[Tech N9ne]

^ I would buy JJ's picks. I would also be living in a homeless shelter if I tailed hid picks

Strictly for fade

[SCRAGGS]

touts are all fauds
give two sides to games
have so many different categories each week some bound to hit

then they alway have someone to call after they win.

I can remember about 20 years ago guy gave me the Mets ML play he
had me parlay it with 7 other games, and 5 hit. cvcksucker called for
weeks trying to get some cash out me.

[hawley]

^ I would buy JJ's real picks not his spreadsheet picks. I would also be living in a homeless shelter if I tailed hid picks

I have begged him to sell me his picks.

Guy is holding out but he will give in soon.

[hels]

SJ vowed that we would never go tout and look what happens. I think all of us deep down wish we were good enough to sell our picks. It's guaranteed income without risk. Smartest play you can make is going tout if there's demand for your picks.

[SCRAGGS]

biggest scumbags list please add everyone's fav 3

BrianMac
Jonny DeMarco
Brandon Lang

[SportsPedagogy]

**** tout, I just wanna be a porn star

[CarpeDime]

If I ever go tout my tout name will be Anthony Buglioni

[SportsPedagogy]

If I ever go tout my tout name will be Anthony Buglioni

If I ever I porn, my name be Balls McLongkok

[Ice House]

If I'm ever in Porn my name will be Long Dong Silver

[dom75]

Yeah I ain't gonna lie, it's crossed my mind. How sweet would that be to get people to pay you for advice.

[SportsMushroom]

touts are ambulance chasers

might as well become a lawyer or an insurance salesman

not to mention that as a tout you prey on the mentally handicapped, which will get you a first class window seat to hell