A really strong 10-point teaser

[SaintsFan]

Teasers are not "Square plays" so long as you either gamble the underdog up two key numbers (+1.5 to +7.5 for example) or you bet a heavy favorite down at least one key number (-8.5 to -2.5 for example).

With that in mind, I present to you my "failsafe 10 point teaser of the week"

Alabama -2 over Arkansas (bet down past 2 key numbers)
Steelers -.5 over Indy (bet down past 2 key numbers)
South Carolina -6 over Vandy (bet down past 2 key numbers)

2 dimes to win 1.67 dimes

BOOYEAH MOTHERFUKKERS!!!

[SportsMushroom]

you bet 20 cents? what book would take that amount of action?

[unusialsusp5]

you're breaking the 11th commandment. doth shall not subtract on 3 team teaser. i'd be worried about the so carolina subtraction..16 down to 6 risky at best.

[SaintsFan]

you bet 20 cents? what book would take that amount of action?

(in my best Jesse Pinkman voice) How's my ass taste, Bitch?

[SaintsFan]

you're breaking the 11th commandment. doth shall not subtract on 3 team teaser. i'd be worried about the so carolina subtraction..16 down to 6 risky at best.

6 is not risky against that scrawny Vandy D-line in a nationally televised SEC night game between the SC hedges. Lattimore will get 200 yds minimum. I might even throw a dime on SC and lay the chalk if I'm drunk enough by 6PM CT Saturday.

Vandy D-Line Weights:

DEFENSIVE ENDS

Starter(s):

#42 Tim Fugger (6-4, 255 RS-Sr.)
#90 Walker May (6-4, 235 RS-So.)

[SportsMushroom]

so you went all in on a 3 team teaser? and you are bragging about it?

[unusialsusp5]

all i know is that for whatever reason a 3 team teaser invariably ends up with you winning 2-3 easily. didn't even need to subtract the points and the other one goes down. if this is a real bet i hope you win. but i would hold it if given the chance. vandy +26 indy +21.5 ark +22 to me sounds more solid. so i just played it. not for 2 dimes but i put it in.

[SaintsFan]

so you went all in on a 3 team teaser? and you are bragging about it?

You're obviously a retard. Sorry I insulted you.

[SaintsFan]

all i know is that for whatever reason a 3 team teaser invariably ends up with you winning 2-3 easily. didn't even need to subtract the points and the other one goes down. if this is a real bet i hope you win. but i would hold it if given the chance. vandy +26 indy +21.5 ark +22 to me sounds more solid. so i just played it. not for 2 dimes but i put it in.

I don't know what SBR points are, but if yours hits and mine doesn't I will give you all of mine. I think you should offer the same if vice versa happens (match my total at least); seeing as you're basically fading me like I'm a bitch or something. GL.

[SportsMushroom]

You're obviously a retard. Sorry I insulted you.

hey if i was a retard id go all in on a teaser

[wtt0315]

good luck to you.. i really think vandy is one team that has a chance to upset this week. They have been playing well and carolina scared me last week. The nfl we all know anything can happen and who knows i indy could pull out a suprise. love the alabama pick. i wont be playing any of these this week so i do wish you the best of luck.

[SaintsFan]

hey if i was a retard id go all in on a teaser

6% of my bankroll is "all in"?

[jjgold]

Saints is a big player, I think this guy is a ghost

No way he is a kid

SC worries me

[SaintsFan]

good luck to you.. i really think vandy is one team that has a chance to upset this week. They have been playing well and carolina scared me last week. The nfl we all know anything can happen and who knows i indy could pull out a suprise. love the alabama pick. i wont be playing any of these this week so i do wish you the best of luck.

All due respect, you're reading way too much into a Vandy/Ole Miss game that you probably didn't even watch.

Vandy will scrap for a half, but SC will wear them down and own them in the 2nd half.

Vandy 13
USC 31

[SportsMushroom]

good luck to you.. i really think vandy is one team that has a chance to upset this week. They have been playing well and carolina scared me last week. The nfl we all know anything can happen and who knows i indy could pull out a suprise. love the alabama pick. i wont be playing any of these this week so i do wish you the best of luck.

i think colts are gonna play a close one, not saying they are gonna win but when the game is close and it comes down to the last play anything can happen

[SaintsFan]

Saints is a big player, I think this guy is a ghost

No way he is a kid

SC worries me

I'm a ghost? Please SBR mods - feel free to check my IPs. I post from my iPhone and my Mac. One SN. That's it.

[SaintsFan]

i think colts are gonna play a close one, not saying they are gonna win but when the game is close and it comes down to the last play anything can happen

All insults and kidding aside Corky, If I were to worry about one of the legs, this would be the one.

[SportsMushroom]

6% of my bankroll is "all in"?

well your balance is not clearly visible in your image

and considering the amount of bets you lost on posted plays on this forum recently then id say that a balance of 30 backs sounds about right

[kfranz31]

looks strong..good luck

[SaintsFan]

well your balance is not clearly visible in your image

and considering the amount of bets you lost on posted plays on this forum recently then id say that a balance of 30 backs sounds about right

My balance is over 27K right now and I've withdrawn quite a bit. Let's see your balance.

If you doubt my balance I have it more clearly posted in other screenshots. Nobody posts their balance but me from what I've seen.

[SportsMushroom]

All insults and kidding aside Corky, If I were to worry about one of the legs, this would be the one.

I dont know what corky means and if I should be offended

but obviously if you thought the steelers game would be a blowout you wouldnt need to tease them down to a pk

[unusialsusp5]

you don't or won't need my sbr points if you hit this tease. non-pro can't transfer anyway. but not trying to fade you. all 3 of these should fall in the middle and we will both win.

[jjgold]

I am checking into Saints, he seems like a professional gambler type

His pic does not match his betting amounts

[LT Profits]

Teasers are not "Square plays" so long as you either gamble the underdog up two key numbers (+1.5 to +7.5 for example) or you bet a heavy favorite down at least one key number (-8.5 to -2.5 for example).

With that in mind, I present to you my "failsafe 10 point teaser of the week"

Alabama -2 over Arkansas (bet down past 2 key numbers)
Steelers -.5 over Indy (bet down past 2 key numbers)
South Carolina -6 over Vandy (bet down past 2 key numbers)

2 dimes to win 1.67 dimes

BOOYEAH MOTHERFUKKERS!!!

Not talking about South Carolina in particular, but in the long term, teasing -16 to -6 is a losing move unless you are getting some really off-market teaser odds. Your other two legs seem OK, especially Steelers.

[crustyme]

this clown (kerrywood) is already down $11,200 monopoly bucks.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1268915-49-units-yankees-230-sabathia-vs-some-schmuck.html

-$4900

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1252127-saints-ml-up-210-ive-got-3-3k-total-now.html

-$3300

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1249715-did-david-ferrer-just-injure-himself.html

-$3000

[Pete0]

nice hit

[chase hardy]

I would bet 500 on indy ml. Gl

[Pete0]

I would bet 500 on indy ml. Gl

+1