Ok Guys Who Is Pulling Most Trim Here???

[wildbill044]

do yall think doggy style or the pile driver is better?

Try going by the 6 x 6 method. A woman's love bag can comfortably handle about 6" of penetration- give or take an inch or so. Girth not relevant for this topic, as long as you're between 4-6" circumference. She likes to be "filled up", but does not like to be "stabbed". So:

If your rooster is 6" or less, do the pile driver, unless her ass (jean size) is a 6 or less, then you can do doggie.

If your rooster is 6" or less and she's bigger than a 6, stick to the pile driver.

If your rooster is more than 6" you can do either, but try to be thoughtful enough not to "stab" in pile driver mode (thus misusing the term pile driving).

*We all know if you're hung like me, or JJ, or a field mouse, trying doggie style on a big ass takes a great understanding of geometry. Me, for instance, am close to 6 (w/i half inch), girlfriend is a size 0, so I can barely get away with doggy w/o falling out constantly. Before her if I were with a girl, say size 8 and wanted to go doggy, I had to stick a piece of velcro across the top of her ass crack, which would adhere to my pubes, thus keeping me within striking distance and inside the holy hole even if things got a little crazy.

It's all about math.

[jjgold]

Try going by the 6 x 6 method. A woman's love bag can comfortably handle about 6" of penetration- give or take an inch or so. Girth not relevant for this topic, as long as you're between 4-6" circumference. She likes to be "filled up", but does not like to be "stabbed". So:

If your rooster is 6" or less, do the pile driver, unless her ass (jean size) is a 6 or less, then you can do doggie.

If your rooster is 6" or less and she's bigger than a 6, stick to the pile driver.

If your rooster is more than 6" you can do either, but try to be thoughtful enough not to "stab" in pile driver mode (thus misusing the term pile driving).

*We all know if you're hung like me, or JJ, or a field mouse, trying doggie style on a big ass takes a great understanding of geometry. Me, for instance, am close to 6 (w/i half inch), girlfriend is a size 0, so I can barely get away with doggy w/o falling out constantly. Before her if I were with a girl, say size 8 and wanted to go doggy, I had to stick a piece of velcro across the top of her ass crack, which would adhere to my pubes, thus keeping me within striking distance and inside the holy hole even if things got a little crazy.

It's all about math.

What the hell?? Are you in porn?? How do you know this??

Field mouse????? Its all knowing how to use it Son and I do

[griz]

what the fuk is the pile driver?????

[jjgold]

I love trim!!!!!!!!!!

Man I just proved in this thread I am straight as a fukkin arrowhead

Guys thanks fore all advice and your stories, I was hard in many of your posts

[bigboydan]

I've got a lot of trim lined up all week long. In fact I've been getting so much I've had to put some on lay-a-way.

[chrisharvard01]

No way a guy that muscular eats that. That's the diet of a 115 pound bikini model.

I wouldn't lie to you.

From bodybuilding website:



Question: Can you give me an idea of the nutritional breakdown of your current diet? How do you eat for optimal performance in the ring?



Kurt: "I'm on a high protein, lower carb and moderate fat diet. My diet is pretty straightforward. It consists of egg whites in the morning with oatmeal with Sweet 'n Low on the oatmeal. For lunch I have two chicken breasts and large salad. Then I have a protein shake in the afternoon, and then for dinner my wife makes me steak and another large salad, or I might have steamed vegetables, like broccoli, carrots or green beans with some balsamic vinegar with olive oil.

Then at night I have another protein shake. As a night snack for my daughter and myself we'll have some air popped popcorn and have another protein shake. I stay pretty strict on my diet. I probably take in 350-to-400 grams of protein per day with 150-200 grams of carbohydrates and around 55 grams of fat. With this kind of diet, my body stays pretty ripped looking".

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Kurt's a superstar. I believe him when he says that's what he eats. I followed this diet with exercise and dropped nine pounds of unwanted fat in time for beach season. A diet with steak, chicken and salad is pretty awesome

[King Mayan]

Oh, he doesnt eat a lot food, he's a protein shake guy. That explains a lot.

[Hitchens]

Oh, he doesnt eat a lot food, he's a protein shake guy. That explains a lot.

So Mayan, what's your daily intake like? (No homo). I'm about 3 weeks into a new training regime (I'm 6'1 weigh 195 lbs) and I'm constantly hungry. It's an absolute battle to not eat carbs like rice, bread and chips. Feel like a damn drug addict.

[chrisharvard01]

Oh, he doesnt eat a lot food, he's a protein shake guy. That explains a lot.

Mayan, I am not calling b_ullshit on you that those pics aren't you. But a statement like this makes me wonder...

I take in about 200 grams of protein a day. That's why I'm kind of scrawny compared to real weight lifters. I should be making gains every other week but I'm not, strictly because I'm not giving my body what it needs. Protein.


The bodybuilders I know take in around 800-1000 grams of protein a day.


I'm just wondering what you're getting at by scoffing a high protein diet?

[TR88]

Mayan, I am not calling b_ullshit on you that those pics aren't you. But a statement like this makes me wonder...

I take in about 200 grams of protein a day. That's why I'm kind of scrawny compared to real weight lifters. I should be making gains every other week but I'm not, strictly because I'm not giving my body what it needs. Protein.


The bodybuilders I know take in around 800-1000 grams of protein a day.


I'm just wondering what you're getting at by scoffing a high protein diet?

unreal you have no clue 1 kilo of protein per day

[King Mayan]

So Mayan, what's your daily intake like? (No homo). I'm about 3 weeks into a new training regime (I'm 6'1 weigh 195 lbs) and I'm constantly hungry. It's an absolute battle to not eat carbs like rice, bread and chips. Feel like a damn drug addict.

I eat about 500-600g of a carbs a day(basmati rice, sweet potatoes, oatmeal) and about 350-400g of protein(eggs,chicken, ground beef,flounder, turkey) spread out in 7 meals every 2.5-3 hours.

I'm trying to gain weight(muscle) though.. Most guys just want beach muscles...

[King Mayan]

Mayan, I am not calling b_ullshit on you that those pics aren't you. But a statement like this makes me wonder...

I take in about 200 grams of protein a day. That's why I'm kind of scrawny compared to real weight lifters. I should be making gains every other week but I'm not, strictly because I'm not giving my body what it needs. Protein.


The bodybuilders I know take in around 800-1000 grams of protein a day.


I'm just wondering what you're getting at by scoffing a high protein diet?

A high protein is needed but I don't believe in protein drinks(except for immediately afterworkout or before sleep), I believe in solid food like real bodybuilders.

And a 800-1000 gram protein diet is Kai Greene shit, all that will happen with that much protein is a preggo stomach or kidney failure. The most you should take is 1.5-2g of protein for 1lb of your bodyweight.,

[flyingillini]

Big Sureno!

[King Mayan]

Big Sureno!

Whats up firme vato.

[flyingillini]

Whats up firme vato.

I am in a bar in the Mission right now Big Sureno... all the ese's are all in red and there is a guy here with a big 14 hoody on.... What the hell????????????? Help me Big Sureno!

[Dabeergod]

Try going by the 6 x 6 method. A woman's love bag can comfortably handle about 6" of penetration- give or take an inch or so. Girth not relevant for this topic, as long as you're between 4-6" circumference. She likes to be "filled up", but does not like to be "stabbed". So: If your rooster is 6" or less, do the pile driver, unless her ass (jean size) is a 6 or less, then you can do doggie. If your rooster is 6" or less and she's bigger than a 6, stick to the pile driver. If your rooster is more than 6" you can do either, but try to be thoughtful enough not to "stab" in pile driver mode (thus misusing the term pile driving). *We all know if you're hung like me, or JJ, or a field mouse, trying doggie style on a big ass takes a great understanding of geometry. Me, for instance, am close to 6 (w/i half inch), girlfriend is a size 0, so I can barely get away with doggy w/o falling out constantly. Before her if I were with a girl, say size 8 and wanted to go doggy, I had to stick a piece of velcro across the top of her ass crack, which would adhere to my pubes, thus keeping me within striking distance and inside the holy hole even if things got a little crazy. It's all about math.

Funniest thing I've read all day

[King Mayan]

I am in a bar in the Mission right now Big Sureno... all the ese's are all in red and there is a guy here with a big 14 hoody on.... What the hell????????????? Help me Big Sureno!

you're in no mans land hommes.

[chrisharvard01]

A high protein is needed but I don't believe in protein drinks(except for immediately afterworkout or before sleep), I believe in solid food like real bodybuilders. And a 800-1000 gram protein diet is Kai Greene shit, all that will happen with that much protein is a preggo stomach or kidney failure. The most you should take is 1.5-2g of protein for 1lb of your bodyweight.,

I have a lot less body mass/muscle than you, so you would probably know better. All I know is these guys were f_uckin huge and I said to them, I bet you can't drink beer? And they say, I drink and eat whatever I want, when I want. So I say, you can't eat big macs and s_hit I bet? and they tell me, bro I can eat WHATEVER I want!

Then I say, how much protein do you take in? and they tell me somewhere around 800. and there's been roughly a half dozen dudes. But they were f_uckin huge.

But according to the article even Kurt only drinks a few hundred grams a day. How many do you take in daily?

[flyingillini]

you're in no mans land hommes.

I am on 24th st right now, come save me big sureno

[King Mayan]

I am on 24th st right now, come save me big sureno

you don't need help with those putos. And why do all those chavalas up there talk like they are black.

[flyingillini]

you don't need help with those putos. And why do all those chavalas up there talk like they are black.

They are chavala's .... I miss the Sur atmosphere.

[jjgold]

I would love to be called Trimmer Corbin but that is never going to happen

[wquine]

i need to learn more about you jj, cost me some points not knowing where u were before sbr. what's your deepest fear?

[Ice House]

Try going by the 6 x 6 method. A woman's love bag can comfortably handle about 6" of penetration- give or take an inch or so. Girth not relevant for this topic, as long as you're between 4-6" circumference. She likes to be "filled up", but does not like to be "stabbed". So:

If your rooster is 6" or less, do the pile driver, unless her ass (jean size) is a 6 or less, then you can do doggie.

If your rooster is 6" or less and she's bigger than a 6, stick to the pile driver.

If your rooster is more than 6" you can do either, but try to be thoughtful enough not to "stab" in pile driver mode (thus misusing the term pile driving).

*We all know if you're hung like me, or JJ, or a field mouse, trying doggie style on a big ass takes a great understanding of geometry. Me, for instance, am close to 6 (w/i half inch), girlfriend is a size 0, so I can barely get away with doggy w/o falling out constantly. Before her if I were with a girl, say size 8 and wanted to go doggy, I had to stick a piece of velcro across the top of her ass crack, which would adhere to my pubes, thus keeping me within striking distance and inside the holy hole even if things got a little crazy.

It's all about math.

hahah yeah they don't like to be stabbed with it.... bigger ass def works better for doggy style

[wildbill044]

hahah yeah they don't like to be stabbed with it.... bigger ass def works better for doggy style

LOL I wish I knew. I probably couldn't hurt it with her legs pinned behind her ears and a pud collar with spikes on it (German style). I bet it would be fun to try, though. Seems like a good time to smack that ass and ride the wave in.

BTW- found another definition for trim in the slang dictionary that might fit: Slang for a woman with very small labia. I'm assuming those are the labia majora (outside lips), not the minora. Kinda the opposite of meat curtains. My buddy calls them side shutters when they're like that. Mine definitely has the meat curtains, the thick ones too. If I had her sit naked on a pane of glass I bet I could throw her over my shoulder and carry that shit around.

[wildbill044]

What the hell?? Are you in porn?? How do you know this??

Field mouse????? Its all knowing how to use it Son and I do

Ask an ye shall receive, my friend.

Since 75% of us are in the same boat size-wise, you are absolutely correct that knowing how to use it is key. I would not dispute a master such as yourself regarding technique.

am I in porn? that's funny. not unless you consider 15 minutes of home video porn (about 10 sessions including foreplay).

I do, however, like to educate myself. Much like Mr Powers, I'm a cunning linguist as well as a master debater. I've studied Kinsey and am a member of the ever-informative betterman.com . I really think that whole jelq thing might work, just too lazy to commit.

Besides, the chick I'm with has a sweetspot that would make most a-holes jealous. Shave a 1" ring around my rod and I feel like I'm Dirk Diggler. Like banging an 18 year old asian.

[jjgold]

Wildbill what can I do to go from 2.5 inches to 3 inches???

[wildbill044]

Wildbill what can I do to go from 2.5 inches to 3 inches???

couple different ways.

#1- If you're looking for temporary (in other words you know you're going to get some and want to bring your A game), go ahead and stick it in the vacuum cleaner or get a cockpump. The whole thing will swell eventually, but might make it sort of jelly-like. If you wait till the swelling goes down, then do it, you should notice it's harder. Just make sure not to use too much vacuum pressure for too long or you will permanently scar your member. You can use a rooster pump long term, and it will give you maybe an inch of growth (which you would have to keep up with or you would lose it), but will definitely make it harder.

#2- For more sustained long term growth, the jelq technique will build it up and keep it hard as nails. This takes longer and requires lots of discipline. You basically "milk" your rod without going to full staff. Warm up a hot towel and put that over ur schlong for about 5 minutes first- that gets the blood flowing into it. Use oil for lube, not vaseline or KY (too messy). Just like a workout start with about 20 reps, 2 sets, twice a day for 3-4 days, then 50 reps twice a day for a week. Add 50 reps per week till you're doing 200. Take 5 minutes off between sets and rewrap w/ hot towel. During the day do Kegel exercises (squeeze your taint like you're trying to stop a piss mid-stream). You can do those anytime, anywhere. Hold them longer and longer as you develop. Work up to 100 at a time, holding for 10 seconds per rep. The most important thing when you start this (and this is where I lose the willpower), is do not spank it and release. That puts your snake into the refractory mode and will negate everything you just did. Discipline, grasshopper, which I don't have.

#3- Traction devices. Like putting your dik in a halo. Requires some discipline and it can be a pain. Could also be embarassing if you're wearing it under ur pants out in public and it "pops off".

#4- Old school and will only effect length (the above stuff works your girth as well)- tie a rock to it and roll it off the end of the bed at night. Light weights (2-5 pounds) will do the same. Suggest using something thick to tie it off (not string for sure), maybe the belt on a terry cloth robe. Very important- do not do this too long at any one time or you will lose circulation to the bell head, have to go to the doctor and have it amputated.

#5- Surgery. Very expensive and very risky. They go in and remove your suspensory ligament, then reattach it to a different spot. Results are immediate, usually around an inch of growth for 12k, but there are risks of infection and a lot of guys end up with scar tissue that actually ends up retracting or deforming theirselves. Would avoid this one until it's perfected.

#6- New technology, but kind of morbid, is, to have cadaver skin grafted over the midsection of Mr Johnson. This requires surgery as well, but is better tolerated and can potentially give you much more gain- potentially up to three inches. I believe there is one doctor out there doing this- somewhere in CA. Think his name is Rothschild or something like that. I believe there is a website. Like #5 might want to wait a few more years to try this one. Think the costs are in the 8k range.


or you can do what I did:

#7- find a small chick with a tight box (make sure she's at least 18 JJ- or 15 in KY)

[High3rEl3m3nt]

When I was in college and personal training, pulling trim was way too easy. I am fortunate to have had some pretty crazy times, a few regrettable experiences, and some great learning experiences...thank you cougars (not Gilfs). I also want to thank my Dad for purchasing a cabin, which created some great situations. Dad, if you weren't so religious, I would have made you proud ten times over.

[High3rEl3m3nt]

JJ...why am I your avatar?

[bigboydan]

JJ...why am I your avatar?

[DemoralizdDreamr]

King Mayan, impressive bro

[jjgold]

couple different ways.

#1- If you're looking for temporary (in other words you know you're going to get some and want to bring your A game), go ahead and stick it in the vacuum cleaner or get a cockpump. The whole thing will swell eventually, but might make it sort of jelly-like. If you wait till the swelling goes down, then do it, you should notice it's harder. Just make sure not to use too much vacuum pressure for too long or you will permanently scar your member. You can use a rooster pump long term, and it will give you maybe an inch of growth (which you would have to keep up with or you would lose it), but will definitely make it harder.

#2- For more sustained long term growth, the jelq technique will build it up and keep it hard as nails. This takes longer and requires lots of discipline. You basically "milk" your rod without going to full staff. Warm up a hot towel and put that over ur schlong for about 5 minutes first- that gets the blood flowing into it. Use oil for lube, not vaseline or KY (too messy). Just like a workout start with about 20 reps, 2 sets, twice a day for 3-4 days, then 50 reps twice a day for a week. Add 50 reps per week till you're doing 200. Take 5 minutes off between sets and rewrap w/ hot towel. During the day do Kegel exercises (squeeze your taint like you're trying to stop a piss mid-stream). You can do those anytime, anywhere. Hold them longer and longer as you develop. Work up to 100 at a time, holding for 10 seconds per rep. The most important thing when you start this (and this is where I lose the willpower), is do not spank it and release. That puts your snake into the refractory mode and will negate everything you just did. Discipline, grasshopper, which I don't have.

#3- Traction devices. Like putting your dik in a halo. Requires some discipline and it can be a pain. Could also be embarassing if you're wearing it under ur pants out in public and it "pops off".

#4- Old school and will only effect length (the above stuff works your girth as well)- tie a rock to it and roll it off the end of the bed at night. Light weights (2-5 pounds) will do the same. Suggest using something thick to tie it off (not string for sure), maybe the belt on a terry cloth robe. Very important- do not do this too long at any one time or you will lose circulation to the bell head, have to go to the doctor and have it amputated.

#5- Surgery. Very expensive and very risky. They go in and remove your suspensory ligament, then reattach it to a different spot. Results are immediate, usually around an inch of growth for 12k, but there are risks of infection and a lot of guys end up with scar tissue that actually ends up retracting or deforming theirselves. Would avoid this one until it's perfected.

#6- New technology, but kind of morbid, is, to have cadaver skin grafted over the midsection of Mr Johnson. This requires surgery as well, but is better tolerated and can potentially give you much more gain- potentially up to three inches. I believe there is one doctor out there doing this- somewhere in CA. Think his name is Rothschild or something like that. I believe there is a website. Like #5 might want to wait a few more years to try this one. Think the costs are in the 8k range.


or you can do what I did:

#7- find a small chick with a tight box (make sure she's at least 18 JJ- or 15 in KY)

lol...what info in here. I printed this thread out

Fukkin hard as a rock reading everything..I live my sex life through other sbr sex stories

[Ice House]

anybody get trim 3 times a day?

[jjgold]

I doubt it Icer

I doubt anyone gets once per day unless girl wild druggie or sex nut