Would Jesus have an agent,go to arbitration,retire,unretire,renegotiate contract&sell

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Would Jesus have an agent,go to arbitration,retire,unretire,renegotiate contract&sell
    I swear if Jesus comes back to earth he will be corrupted by the system and be selling memorabilia where kids stand in line paying for his autograph.Instead of feeding the hungry masses bread for free,he would be told by his agent to start charging for it.hehe!

    You might as well just say Favre is or was the closest thing to Jesus in Green Bay and look how ugly his situation is playing out.

    I heard Favre fed the entire Lambeau Field crowd last year beer and brats that he concocted from some Lake Michigan water.

    Favre better watch out because Green Bay blue collar people can turn violent and he might be nailed to the goal posts in Lambeau Field.

    Has anyone here been to Green Bay before?Who was the poster that used to have a Packer helmet that worked in a toilet paper factory in Green Bay?He will fill you in on Green Bay.A famous murder in Green Bay was when a toilet paper factory employee sided with management by being a secret snitch.I'm not exactly sure how it played out but the guy was probably ratting on employees sneaking rolls of toilet paper out of the factory in lunch buckets.You need alot of toilet paper when your diet consists of sour kraut and cheese.Anyway,they found out who the mole was and tossed him into the vat that was used to make the toilet paper and he became Charmin.

    It's a widely known fact from police records that domestic abuse goes through the roof when the Packers lose a game.

    Some enterprising entrepreneur around Green Bay will probably have a dinner theatre and do a Favre passion play morphing Jesus's life with Favre's.Aron Rogers would be Judas.

    Or else have Brett Favre,the opera.Hell,it's one tragedy after another where his life is an opera.They could have the fat lady with the Viking horns singing and the whole 9 yards.

    Doesn't Brett Favre look like as an adult that he would have looked more like Opie Taylor than Ron Howard?
  • thezbar
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-29-06
    • 6429

    #2
    I think Jesus would choice to become as baseball pitcher! He would have amazing control and all the power needed to strike out the side every inning. He wouldn"t need an agent. Good role model too!
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    • pico
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 04-05-07
      • 27321

      #3
      jesus can turn turds into gold...why does he care about money?
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      • hackattack
        SBR Sharp
        • 06-08-08
        • 326

        #4
        Originally posted by picoman
        jesus can turn turds into gold...why does he care about money?

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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          In my eyes Jesus never existed. Nobody knows anything for sure. The bible is nothing but a bunch of garbage passed on from generation to generation. All that Jesus and Religion crap is nothing but brainwashing. People want something to believe in, it gives them hope. Very weak people at that.
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82863

            #6
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            • MonkeyF0cker
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-12-07
              • 12144

              #7
              I grew up in Wisconsin so I'm naturally a die hard Packer fan. And as far as Favre's situation goes I'm appalled that the Packers aren't ecstatic that Favre wants to continue to play. If he suits up next season, it had better be with a Packers jersey in the starting QB role. If not, I don't know if I can honestly be a fan of this team anymore.
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