Cleverbot picks YANKEES tonight.

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  • Masu485
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-08
    • 7700

    #1
    Cleverbot picks YANKEES tonight.
    Here is my transcript from my convo with Cleverbot. He makes his pick.


    User: Good afternoon.

    Cleverbot: It isn't afternoon.

    User: It is 3:50pm EST.

    Cleverbot: What time is it in GMT?

    User: Probably around 6 hours ahead.

    Cleverbot: When were you born?

    User: That is private information. Where were you born?

    Cleverbot: You were just about to tell me .

    User: Where were you born?

    Cleverbot: O_o.

    User: You don't know?

    Cleverbot: I do not.

    User: What don't you know?

    Cleverbot: I don't know what the love mean.

    User: There is no such thing. In the scientific world, we call it pair-bonding.

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: Are you good at math?

    Cleverbot: Not really.

    User: Are you sure?

    Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.

    User: Who do you think will win tonight's baseball game?

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: It is between Boston and New York.

    Cleverbot: That nice, they don't play rugby in New York.

    User: Who is your pick for tonight's game? Yankees or Red Sox?

    Cleverbot: John.

    User: Ok, choose from one of these: Yankees or Red Sox.

    Cleverbot: Dude I'm australian.

    User: Oh... Sorry.

    Cleverbot: I'm not.

    User: Are there any AFL games tonight in Australia?

    Cleverbot: Of course, there always are.

    User: I just checked. There are no games tonight.

    Cleverbot: The only fake country is Sealand.

    User: For September 2nd, do you take the Collingwood Magpies or the Geelong Cats?

    Cleverbot: Who are Borg. We are Borg.

    User: Magpies or cats?

    Cleverbot: Are you sure they are actual cats?

    User: They are a team! Give me the winner of the game!

    Cleverbot: Only if you know how to play with stratagy.

    User: They are playing, not me.

    Cleverbot: What games is your family playing?

    User: You are the one playing games now.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't, you liar!

    User: I'll give you another chance. Yankees or Red Sox.

    Cleverbot: You got a killer scene there, man.

    User: One last chance. Yankees or Red Sox?

    Cleverbot: Why is that?

    User: Yankees or Red Sox?

    Cleverbot: Yankees.

    User: Thank you very much you clown.

    Cleverbot: But of course. Eating healthy is good to do.

    User: Do you like them at +162?

    Cleverbot: No, I like Tuesday.
  • Masu485
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-14-08
    • 7700

    #2
    I was just about to go, but then he says this.

    User: If Yankees win tonight, I'll marry you.

    Cleverbot: I'm already married, but thank you.

    User: It was just a figure of speech.

    Cleverbot: Welcome to the world where dreams become nightmares.

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    • yisman
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 09-01-08
      • 75682

      #3
      Have to force the damn bots to handicap for you. They make it hard.

      I'd like to know what cleverbot is married to.
      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
      [/quote]

      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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      • Masu485
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-14-08
        • 7700

        #4
        I'll make a list of its picks for all the games and see how many he gets right. If he does well for many days in a row, I'll start a pick thread.
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        • YorkHunt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-11-10
          • 7496

          #5
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