Fukk me! At a fukkin' Rodeo tonite.....

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  • opie1988
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-12-10
    • 23429

    #1
    Fukk me! At a fukkin' Rodeo tonite.....
    ......Please just go ahead and kill me now!

    A Bank that I'm trying to land as a client is sponsoring a Professional Bull Riders Tour event, so I came simply as a p.r. move. Big fukkin' mistake.

    Having to sit with a bunch of wanna-be cowboy rednecks and watch the fukkin' thing. Totally brutal.

    I'm wearing shorts and topsiders, every
    square fukk around me is in Wranglers and a fukkin' cowboy hat. No doubt they all think I'm a complete douche considering not a SINGLE OTHER GUY IS IN SHORTS. I feel completely gay.

    Please God....get me the fukk out of here!
  • WvGambler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-19-10
    • 11618

    #2
    What are topsiders?
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    • Cougar Bait
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-04-07
      • 18282

      #3
      Let's get some pics

      Yee-haaaaaw!
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      • opie1988
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-12-10
        • 23429

        #4
        Originally posted by WvGambler
        What are topsiders?
        Shoes, that at this moment, make me feel shockingly gay.
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        • onlooker
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-10-05
          • 36572

          #5
          There has to be some hot b!tches out there. Snap some pics.
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          • iceminers26
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-13-08
            • 15600

            #6
            Originally posted by WvGambler
            What are topsiders?
            shoes your grandpap would wear
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            • doublej95
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-26-10
              • 14094

              #7
              make a video of the hick fest
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              • Dirty Sanchez
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-01-10
                • 16031

                #8
                Wait for the Bull Riding portion....at least you can watch some dudes crash and burn while they get stomped by a pissed off bull
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                • sweethook
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-21-07
                  • 12667

                  #9
                  houston is the place opie ,
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                  • BEANTOWNJIM
                    SBR MVP
                    • 08-12-05
                    • 4610

                    #10
                    OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

                    OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11


                      I want to go to Texas and check out this place, it seems like another world
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                      • Br0nxer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-25-11
                        • 13665

                        #12
                        Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                        OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

                        OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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                        • Cougar Bait
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-04-07
                          • 18282

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                          OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

                          OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
                          POTM.
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                          • stevek173
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-29-08
                            • 27598

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                            OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS

                            OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
                            poty possibly.
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                            • opie1988
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-12-10
                              • 23429

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BEANTOWNJIM
                              OPIE HOW DO YOU THINK YOUR CLIENT FEELS HE GOES TO A RODEO A MANLY SPORT AND HIS ASSOCIATE IS A FA G WEARING SHORTS AND SANDELS OPIE WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO IF YOUR CLIENT WANTS TO GO TO A GAY BAR AFTER THE RODEO AND FONDLE YOU ALL THE GAY
                              COWBOYS WILL BE LOOKING UP OPIES SHORTS
                              OPIE IF YOUR CLIENT STARTS RUBBING YOUR LEG AFTER THE
                              RODEO JUST RELAX AND REMEMBER THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
                              I thought about the whole "what to wear" thing earlier today. The problem is that I own zero clothes that would fit in
                              at this shindig. None.

                              I wasn't going to go buy a bunch of cowboy stuff that I'll never wear again for a couple of hours.

                              Fukk 'em. I know I look like a homo.

                              I just keep telling myself that these rednecks aren't even SBR Pros.

                              Doesn't seem to really help.....
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                              • TEXAS MICKEY
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-14-10
                                • 1398

                                #16
                                Hey Opie, how's the weather out in Mesquite, fukking 110 degrees??????
                                Wait til you see the bull poker, last man sitting at the table WINS, with a 1500 pound Brahma bull tearing up shit all around them, chairs, table, cards fukking flying everywhere. You gotta stay seated to win the money. Funniest fukking shit I have ever seen. Don't leave Opie until you see the monkey, dressed like a cowboy, ride a herding dog. Poor bastard is tied to the dog in a teeny weeny saddle, and takes a ass whipping from hell.

                                You gotta love it JJ, only in Texas can you find entertainment like this.

                                TM
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                                • harlee71
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-02-09
                                  • 7202

                                  #17
                                  Just for Opie




                                  This is the kind of cowboy Opie rocks.
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                                  • doublej95
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-26-10
                                    • 14094

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold


                                    I want to go to Texas and check out this place, it seems like another world

                                    Coach remember when Walker sent you to Texas back in the spring on a business trip. You have already been to Texas.
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                                    • MarlinsFan2212
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-19-10
                                      • 1325

                                      #19
                                      Rule #76: No Excuses. Play like a champion.
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                                      • physed
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-29-09
                                        • 1176

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TEXAS MICKEY
                                        Hey Opie, how's the weather out in Mesquite, fukking 110 degrees??????
                                        Wait til you see the bull poker, last man sitting at the table WINS, with a 1500 pound Brahma bull tearing up shit all around them, chairs, table, cards fukking flying everywhere. You gotta stay seated to win the money. Funniest fukking shit I have ever seen. Don't leave Opie until you see the monkey, dressed like a cowboy, ride a herding dog. Poor bastard is tied to the dog in a teeny weeny saddle, and takes a ass whipping from hell.

                                        You gotta love it JJ, only in Texas can you find entertainment like this.

                                        TM
                                        Hey can you believe we had rain south of Dallas today. I smell Fall arriving soon.
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                                        • WvGambler
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 04-19-10
                                          • 11618

                                          #21
                                          Ohhhh opie
                                          Attached Files
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by WvGambler
                                            Ohhhh opie


                                            Mine are much cooler than that.
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                                            • nosniboR11
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 09-02-08
                                              • 10042

                                              #23
                                              were you in mesquite?
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                                              • firehoyt
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-02-10
                                                • 3569

                                                #24
                                                Monkies riding dogs!!!!!
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                                                • opie1988
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                  • 23429

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                                  were you in mesquite?
                                                  No. Tyler.
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                                                  • donkdown
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 07-09-09
                                                    • 4423

                                                    #26
                                                    the after party im sure was just like this..

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                                                    • Roadtrip635
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 12-07-10
                                                      • 6129

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by firehoyt
                                                      Monkies riding dogs!!!!!
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                                                      • Cuse4tw
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 03-16-10
                                                        • 2895

                                                        #28
                                                        hoping your rocking some sperrys opie....this frat star would approve
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                                                        • TEXAS MICKEY
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-14-10
                                                          • 1398

                                                          #29
                                                          Hey Roadtrip,

                                                          Can you post up a pic of that poker game they play with the bull too?????????? The monkey pic is great, people don't believe that shit when you tell them about it.
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                                                          • nosniboR11
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-02-08
                                                            • 10042

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                                            No. Tyler.
                                                            cool , they had one in mesquite this weekend also, just checking partner
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                                                            • Roadtrip635
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 12-07-10
                                                              • 6129

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TEXAS MICKEY
                                                              Hey Roadtrip,

                                                              Can you post up a pic of that poker game they play with the bull too?????????? The monkey pic is great, people don't believe that shit when you tell them about it.
                                                              I don't go to rodeos, but I did see a monkey riding a dog at Fiesta Oyster Bake last year. Guy had a small ring set up and let 3 dogs loose to "race" with a monkey riding one of the dogs. Wish I had gotten a pic.

                                                              Here is the Rodeo or Cowboy Poker




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                                                              • excel
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 03-25-10
                                                                • 4270

                                                                #32
                                                                opie at the rodeo wrestling SBR bull...
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                                                                • opie1988
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 09-12-10
                                                                  • 23429

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Cuse4tw
                                                                  hoping your rocking some sperrys opie....this frat star would approve
                                                                  Only ones i've ever worn.

                                                                  Good to see a fellow poster with some class. Unlike iiFold.....I don't wear shower shoes/thongs to restaurants. Who wants to look at peoples toes while you eat?
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                                                                  • opie1988
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-12-10
                                                                    • 23429

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by nosniboR11
                                                                    cool , they had one in mesquite this weekend also, just checking partner
                                                                    I feel 'ya, pal.
                                                                    Been to the Mesquite Rodeo many times when I was growing up.

                                                                    Good times.
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                                                                    • Cuse4tw
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 03-16-10
                                                                      • 2895

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by opie1988

                                                                      Only ones i've ever worn.

                                                                      Good to see a fellow poster with some class. Unlike iiFold.....I don't wear shower shoes/thongs to restaurants. Who wants to look at peoples toes while you eat?
                                                                      Amen brother.....class and comfort all in one.

                                                                      own a brown and white pair myself
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