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  • ZetaPsi808
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-18-08
    • 12119

    #1
    Alert: I Made It
    i got a job at a nursing home. i completed orientation last week. i had my first day of training today.

    i have not woken up at 7am since i was in college boys. i was exhausted all morning until i finally got my second wind around noon. it feels good to be a contributing member of society and work force. i get full benefits after 3 months service time.

    i will definitely miss waking up at noon every day and gambling all day, but it is time to start my career. i am going to choose the night shift (midnight - 8 am) for 2 reasons: less work to do b/c all the residents are sleeping and then i can be home and awake to gamble around 7 pm eastern.

    jjgold i might have you as one of my residents in 10 years, you bald motherfukker.

  • TR88
    Restricted User
    • 06-10-10
    • 9364

    #2
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    • iceminers26
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-13-08
      • 15600

      #3
      congrats on the new job Zeta
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      • tony_come
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-31-10
        • 21695

        #4
        Looking sharp

        did you read the SOP?
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45359

          #5
          don't lose your paycheck gambling pal!

          Salud on the job
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          • doublej95
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-26-10
            • 14094

            #6
            Congratulations Zeta. Best of luck to you at your new job.
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            • rsnnh12
              SBR MVP
              • 09-26-10
              • 3487

              #7
              You applied for this job so you could pick up more hot moms, didn't you?
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              • rsnnh12
                SBR MVP
                • 09-26-10
                • 3487

                #8
                Seriously though, congrats. Thats a very respectable job
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                • YorkHunt
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-11-10
                  • 7496

                  #9
                  This is like a field mine for zeta and his dick...guy is going to be sexing 10-20 moms and grandmoms at a time
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                  • Gee
                    SBR MVP
                    • 04-08-10
                    • 4547

                    #10
                    This is not good for sbr.

                    Zeta is a power poster who now has better things to do.

                    Good luck pal.
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                    • ZetaPsi808
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-18-08
                      • 12119

                      #11
                      Originally posted by tony_come
                      Looking sharp

                      did you read the SOP?
                      they gave me a packet of rules and protocol i have to memorize.
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                      • opie1988
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-12-10
                        • 23429

                        #12
                        Will you be able to get your "milf" from last week in at a friends & family rate??
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                        • ttrace35
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-30-10
                          • 10828

                          #13
                          Good work homie.
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                          • Jimmy0607
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 04-09-09
                            • 7785

                            #14
                            congrats bro
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                            • topgame85
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-30-08
                              • 12325

                              #15
                              Could personally never do this type of work. Congrats though pal.
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                If you can handle poo poo and dookie...you the right man for the job

                                good luck pal
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                                • Br0nxer
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-25-11
                                  • 13665

                                  #17
                                  congrats pal
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                                  • ApricotSinner32
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 11-28-10
                                    • 10648

                                    #18
                                    Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.
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                                    • Pete0
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 04-09-10
                                      • 3849

                                      #19
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                                      • Ninersnut
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 05-20-10
                                        • 3730

                                        #20
                                        Who took that picture?
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                                        • opie1988
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-12-10
                                          • 23429

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                          Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.
                                          .....or heaven??
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                                          • Sunde91
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-26-09
                                            • 8325

                                            #22
                                            I have never seen a male nurse in a nursing home. pal you made it doing wimmenz work cleaning up 90 yo shit
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                                            • Sanka
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-29-10
                                              • 2641

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by rsnnh12
                                              You applied for this job so you could pick up more hot moms, didn't you?


                                              Congrats on the new job Zeta
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                                              • ZetaPsi808
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-18-08
                                                • 12119

                                                #24
                                                i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no.

                                                i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.
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                                                • YorkHunt
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 12-11-10
                                                  • 7496

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                  i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no. i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.
                                                  Most nurses are filipina. The younger ones who were born here are all good looking!
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                                                  • ttwarrior1
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 06-23-09
                                                    • 28460

                                                    #26
                                                    rip nursing home members
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                                                    • ZetaPsi808
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-18-08
                                                      • 12119

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ninersnut
                                                      Who took that picture?
                                                      my co-worker
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                                                      • wtf
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-22-08
                                                        • 12983

                                                        #28
                                                        dont let trigger convince you start running dope into that place
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                                                        • Dad
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 11-26-08
                                                          • 23245

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ApricotSinner32
                                                          Imagine having zeta clean your balls for you? Those old men are in hell.


                                                          Congrats Zeta.
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                                                          • ttrace35
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 09-30-10
                                                            • 10828

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by wtf
                                                            dont let trigger convince you start running dope into that place
                                                            The thing to do is steal the dope from there
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                                                            • Dad
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-26-08
                                                              • 23245

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                                              i already saw this one Filipino chick thats a nurse. she looked hot in her smock and her scrubs were tight around her ass too. im not gonna act on it tho. i dont want to get involved in workplace drama. but if she pursues me i dont know how i can say no.

                                                              i have no way of taking a pic of her either without looking like a creeper.
                                                              Zeta, what you do is befriend her. Once you are friends and going out together in groups then you hit on her friends.
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                                                              • Dabeergod
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 04-30-10
                                                                • 5503

                                                                #32
                                                                Way to go gaylord facker
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                                                                • Roxxyfish
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-26-09
                                                                  • 12066

                                                                  #33
                                                                  good luck with your job, not easy to do this
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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388179

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I guess Congrats

                                                                    It is a start to re build your life
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                                                                    • Dad
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 11-26-08
                                                                      • 23245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Zeta, resist the urge to book the old timers' bets. They will fukkin bury you.
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