Tiger Woods needs to play from the ladies tees

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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Tiger Woods needs to play from the ladies tees
    Dude is a fuckin joke!

    Either let him play from the ladies tees or give him 100 white wimminz and let him regain his power so golf is watchable again

    Only reason Tiger played golf 12 hours a day was so he could spend the other 12 hours balls deep in some porn stars, dude has no motivation anymore, prolly hits a half bucket in the morning then jacks off for 11 hours
  • VegasInsider
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-12-10
    • 14593

    #2
    fly in some vegas hookers and he'll shoot 65 tomorrow.
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    • bettilimbroke999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-04-08
      • 13254

      #3
      No shit, if I was the PGA Tour commissioner I would send a Denny's waitress to his room for every par he makes and a porn star for every birdie

      Tiger might set the course record
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      • ACoochy
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-19-09
        • 13949

        #4
        Guy is a self made burial specialist on the golf course
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        • wtf
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-22-08
          • 12983

          #5
          hilarious, when i went to bed there was a story on wire he had the lead with three birdies
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          • Br0nxer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-25-11
            • 13665

            #6
            guy is done

            plain and simple

            research my threads

            i stated at least 6 months ago that the guy would never win another major. i would be shocked if he won 3 shit tournaments the rest of his career. my prediction is within the next year he calls it a day never to be seen again.
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            • jarvol
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-13-10
              • 6074

              #7
              The guy hit 5 fairways, 13 bunkers, and 2 ponds today. He couldn't win the club championship at Country Bumpkin Golf Club.
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              • ACoochy
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-19-09
                • 13949

                #8
                Roxxy had a good idea earlier. That being to put pussy hair around the holes...Guaranteed he'd hit it str8 everytime...
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                • alling
                  SBR MVP
                  • 05-13-10
                  • 1405

                  #9
                  he needs to get back on the roids
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                  • Roy Halladay
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-27-10
                    • 1074

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Br0nxer
                    guy is done

                    plain and simple

                    research my threads

                    i stated at least 6 months ago that the guy would never win another major. i would be shocked if he won 3 shit tournaments the rest of his career. my prediction is within the next year he calls it a day never to be seen again.
                    Lol. The only way this is possible is if he never gets healthy again. His knees stay strong and he actually gets to play consistently he'll win 5 more majors.
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                    • ACoochy
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-19-09
                      • 13949

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Roy Halladay
                      Lol. The only way this is possible is if he never gets healthy again. His knees stay strong and he actually gets to play consistently he'll win 5 more majors.
                      But he is healthy and playing pain free for the 1st time is years (according to tiger himself anyway)....
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                      • raydog
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-07-07
                        • 6984

                        #12
                        the 75 yr old women at my club have hit more balls and played more than he has since he wd'd from the tpc...give him some time...sure he is healthy, but that doesnt mean he has had the time he needs to get his game in gear... i get the jokes, but the guys who seriously think is is done are so clueless its laughable.
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                        • BEANTOWNJIM
                          SBR MVP
                          • 08-12-05
                          • 4610

                          #13
                          HE NEEDS TO FIRE THIS CLOWN FOLEY HE HAS F-CKED UP TIGERS MIND AND SWING.

                          IF TIGER COULD GET BACK WITH BUTCH HARMON OR HANK HANEY HE WOULD BE JUST FINE
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                          • doublej95
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-26-10
                            • 14094

                            #14
                            I still think tiger has a few wins left in him
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                            • bettilimbroke999
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-04-08
                              • 13254

                              #15
                              Im not trying to blame his new caddy but you have to admit firing Stevie and hiring this new girl was a little strange, heres a pic of Tiger at the PGA after gettin out of a tough lie

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