Who is the Biggest Degenerate Gambler On This Site??

[brahmabull117]

That's one obstacle you'd have to overcome if you want to be a tout. Just a thought.

Ive been helping a gentleman by the name of Duvel with my picks thru private message



he's currently 4-0, where as before he was a terrible gambler

[I/O]

Just a few observations..........

1) You've had a nice little run, I guess, but who really knows since you dont document your picks here (oh wait, you did and won like 30%) and assuming your "screenshot" isnt photoshopped, since no poster has ever been smart enough to try that before. But we'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

2) Your avatar is of a wrestler. Who watches wrestling? boys between the age of 9yr-13yr, grown men who live in their parents basement, sexually inexperienced males who have never been past 2nd base. The jury is still out on you, but I'm pretty confident you fall into atleast 2 of these categories.

3) You feel the need to always conclude your OP's with "discuss" at the end. It's annoying and pretentious. As if "Discuss" isn't already implied when a thread is created. Pal, your in an online forum. What do you think people do here?

4) Every week there's a drama queen on a little run trying to take over PT. We've all seen how this drama ends. Let me save you the suspense. By the end of the month you'll be barrelled in and blowing Broke Landers for rubberband plays.



discuss


Jackass

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[BookiesBernanke]

I pretty much always post my picks after like the first pitch or so


I dunno why, but my horrible luck posting picks on this site on baseball has really scared me off doing it. I'm a bit of a superstitious man


if you like, I can show you screenshots of my daily picks if you don't believe it

If you were really a good capper, you wouldnt start with this superstitious sh*t man

The only reason you are superstitious is because you have had a LUCKY run

Either man up, start a thread, and track your plays

or STFU

[Albert Pujols]

I thought this guy was just a douche at first, but I'm now convinced it's a ghost of a well known poster just screwing around to laugh at the replies. No way anyone can be this big of a tool.

[brahmabull117]

If you were really a good capper, you wouldnt start with this superstitious sh*t man The only reason you are superstitious is because you have had a LUCKY run Either man up, start a thread, and track your plays or STFU

lucky 7 week run???

[slapshot]

are you serious???....sample size two weeks.....gotta be kidding me.
come back again after 3 seasons or 1000 picks.

[stogies]

Yes become a tout since I am sure your parents never expected you would reach that level of slimey in your life.

[jjgold]

odds brahma is a fraud??

-340

I will not say anymore

[brahmabull117]

The possibilites are many...........especially if one lives in Vegas. One can make money gambling in an array of areas if they are willing to work hard and learn how to do so...................... Make no mistake about though, one must be willing to work their tails off...........and if they are not having fun with it, find another occupation and/or hobby. Personally, I enjoy the hell out of it, and have for many years.

so the government doesn't really give a sht about us making money as long as you pay taxes??

[ApricotSinner32]

Brahmabull do you like the redsox tonight?

[brahmabull117]

Brahmabull do you like the redsox tonight?

not really, no


they have a nasty habit of giving josh beckett zero run support. On the other hand, he usually keeps the game close and the red sox are very hard to beat in close games because of their great bullpen and offense




but I would still say it's a no play. A -145 line on the road against another great pitcher is almost never a good play

[bigbet1234]

pay your taxes and sleep well

so the government doesn't really give a sht about us making money as long as you pay taxes??

[Fa11en]

This is unreal, this guy is clueless. I'm surprised the thread went a whole page w/o him bringing up his 100K sales job to try and make himself feel better. He is an all around fraud at life.

[wtf]

you a top or bottom

[crustyme]

odds brahma is a fraud??

-340

I will not say anymore

all in on yes.

[ebbearsfb1]

post plays or shut it

[BeatTheJerk]

You're currently feeling the gambling high as far as winning goes. It will cause your brain to think you are invincible, but in actuality your not. You are just on a nice little run and that's all it should be. We are not gonna convince you to become tout, and to become a tout you need to have a bigger track record than one baseball season, and if you rebuttal with yeah I won in other years too it doesn't matter. It wasn't documented so it means dog shit. Words of advice ........... " Just keep your f u c k i n g mouth shut" during your streak of success. Cash in and be humble because you will not win like this for the rest of your life.

[ebbearsfb1]

all its gonna take is one or 2 loses to wipe him out... probably betting close to 80% or more of his roll each game

[CrimsonQueen]

I looked up his other threads ....and this is really just sad. I actually feel bad for the guy. Has no idea what's about to hit him. Just started betting baseball, didn't know that Bookmaker doesn't have 10 cent lines, is superstitious (aka, doesn't understand math)...has had 3 winning weeks and thinks he's literally the greatest handicapper in the world... obviously has no money management skills because he turned 300 into 3000 in a couple weeks...betting probably 80% of his roll daily...

Yeah... this is gonna end well...

[EaglesPhan36]

all in on yes.

x2!

[Djstucky]

This guy is a fukkn clown...the only thing that I can figure out aboutthis guy is his mom and dad are cousins...

[mikejamm]

You're currently feeling the gambling high as far as winning goes. It will cause your brain to think you are invincible, but in actuality your not. You are just on a nice little run and that's all it should be. We are not gonna convince you to become tout, and to become a tout you need to have a bigger track record than one baseball season, and if you rebuttal with yeah I won in other years too it doesn't matter. It wasn't documented so it means dog shit. Words of advice ........... " Just keep your f u c k i n g mouth shut" during your streak of success. Cash in and be humble because you will not win like this for the rest of your life.

Yeah and the Angels are losing 7-1 in the 5th, so I wouldn't move outta your parents basement just yet, tout boy!Post your record and picks or stfu!

[lolguy999]

wow guys seriously be nice... he's on a streak and feeling good he started this thread. Im sure most of you bragged creating a new thread when you guys hit your streak... JJ started two threads yesterday saying he went 4-1, come on people! He shares his picks if he wants to, we're all in this to make money together

[brahmabull117]

People Here Who Gamble For a Living

what do u guys put on your taxes as your occupation???







does putting "professional gambler" for your taxes while living in the US raise red flags????

[Dutch]

Taxes? What taxes?

[brahmabull117]

Taxes? What taxes?

[YorkHunt]

Taxes? What taxes?

[jjaycuny]

I have a friend who pays taxes in the US on the money he wins from overseas books. I'll have to ask him what he puts it down as. Something tells me it's not under "overseas gambling."

[brahmabull117]

I have a friend who pays taxes in the US on the money he wins from overseas books. I'll have to ask him what he puts it down as. Something tells me it's not under "overseas gambling."

I think if u just put it under gambling winnings, you're fine. There's no way the IRS can tell if you won that gambling at the boat or internet overseas gambling unless they audit you (and you will never get audited as long as u pay all ur taxes)


I'm just curious what occupation you put down if you just gamble for a living

[Tech N9ne]

self employed

quit making these stupid threads too

you will go bust w/ your bet halladay and lee
-250 strategy

[brahmabull117]

self employed

so u can just put in self employed without describing exactly what u do???



do u still put ur income under gambling category?

[Tech N9ne]

so u can just put in self employed without describing exactly what u do???



do u still put ur income under gambling category?

I pay taxes

I will leave it at that

[jarvol]

Gamble for a living?

Take your $300 bankroll and go watch some wrasslin' videos in your parents' basement.

[jjgold]

Guy is setting himself up to go tout
We are aware of it though and all posters have been warned via pm system

[jarvol]

Go tout? lol. Just take the heavy chalk plays everyday. What is he gonna call himself....Fantasy Sports Gametime 2?