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  • Panic
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-06-08
    • 10367

    #1
    Joke of the day
    I'm back. And let me give a hearty congrats to Kellen for the under on the second half of the Laker game that we bet a week of not posting on. So, on to the joke...

    A gynecologist was getting tired of her profession and decided to change careers. She thought long and hard and finally came up with one of her true loves and that was to be an auto mechanic.

    So being the determined person she was, she enrolled in college and studied harder than she ever had in her life. She stayed up late, reading text book after textbook. After all that, it was time for her final exam.

    After she took the test, a few days passed and she received her grade in the mail. It was 150. She couldn't believe it. So she went to her professor and said "I know I did well on your test, I studied and prepared for everything you had in mind, but I dont understand how I could get a 150 on a possible grading system of 100 on my test"

    So the teacher explained, he said "Look, you took the engine apart and I gave you 50 points for that. You put the engine back together again and I gave you another 50 points for that....Where you made the other 50 points is because you did it all through the muffler."
  • mofome
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-19-07
    • 13003

    #2
    hes back!!!




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    • Panic
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-06-08
      • 10367

      #3
      Originally posted by mofome
      hes back!!!





      Yes sir. I honor my word.
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      • BrUno0
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 03-30-08
        • 574

        #4
        how do you blindfold a chinese man?








































        DENTAL FLOSS
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        • Panic
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-06-08
          • 10367

          #5
          Why did they fire the blond from working at the M&M candy factory? Because she kept throwing away the W's.
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          • SBR Lou
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-02-07
            • 37863

            #6
            wb
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            • Panic
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-06-08
              • 10367

              #7
              Thank you.
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