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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    Golf is UNWATCHABLE without Tiger Woods
    I havent watched a golf tournament in over a year bc of Tiger's collapse

    He IS absolutely without question bigger than the PGA Tour, he is today's Arnold Palmer (okay well if Arnie ****** porn stars all day long on the side) and without him the only reason I would watch golf on TV is the scenery

    Watching Phil Mickelson play Stewart Cink is worse than watching grass grow

    Lets pool some SBR points together and send a quality hooker to Tiger's house so this **** will quit jackin off 24/7 and get back to playin some decent golf
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    of course it is

    network knows it
    media knows it
    players know it

    Golf is in serious trouble if he does not get his game back
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    • bettilimbroke999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-04-08
      • 13254

      #3
      100% agreed, the PGA tour without Tiger is like the Cavs without Lebron

      Im dead serious about that, golf needs exciting stars bc the game itself is ******* boring to watch, plain and simple

      I love to play golf but watching it just sucks unless Tiger is putting his game face on on Sunday in a big tournament

      Anyone who's ever been to a PGA tourney (I've been to Bay Hill Invitational) knows you've got a couple thousand ppl having a picnic on 17 holes and you've got an EVENT going on whatever hole Tiger is playing
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      • smitch124
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 05-19-08
        • 12566

        #4
        Arnie did fukk porn stars on the side, he just didn't get caught
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        • milwaukee mike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-22-07
          • 26914

          #5
          if it's boring for you then you're not betting enough on it
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            LOL thats the truth though, only thing that makes the Cavs or PGA tour watchable right now is a big bet

            I sweated the 2nd half of that Cavs/Rockets game like a motherfuker bc I went big on the over 104 1/2, luckily they fouled like 10 times in the last minute to go from a 100 with a minute left to scoring 120 in the half
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            • stevenash
              Moderator
              • 01-17-11
              • 65646

              #7
              I hear you, I watch the tour on TV rooting for Tiger fall on his face.
              Without him, there's nobody left to root for to fail
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              • bettilimbroke999
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-04-08
                • 13254

                #8
                Originally posted by smitch124
                Arnie did fukk porn stars on the side, he just didn't get caught
                Agreed, you can tell Arnie is a horny ************ like Tiger and has probably ****** 5000 women on the side, but he was smart enough not to have 10 porn stars texting him they want some more of Tigers wood and then leave the cellphone on the nightstand next to his wife while he slept
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                • VegasInsider
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-12-10
                  • 14593

                  #9
                  I disagree. If you follow the PGA Tour and European Tour on a weekly basis, it's very enjoyable to watch. If you just tune in on Sat/Sun afternoon to watch the final 9 holes on TV...then yes, it's probably not going to be that enjoyable.

                  I still enjoy watching very much. I'm a Woods fan, so I'd love to see him back in true form and I'll continue to follow until he's back.

                  He'll be back eventually.
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                  • bruceBRUCEbruce
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-20-09
                    • 2560

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                    the PGA tour without Tiger
                    did he retire?

                    I never thought that watching Tiger blow away the field by 10+ strokes was very compelling golf/TV.
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                    • bettilimbroke999
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-04-08
                      • 13254

                      #11
                      He hasnt retired hes just playin his absolute F game since his car uh "accident" and the way his life has collapsed since then, I mean yea hes still rich but hell never be looked at with that perfect PR image he loved to convince ppl he was before, his smoking hot piece of Swedish tail has taken the kids (and a 100 mil) and left him, he probably cant even bang porn stars out of fear itll end up in the media and finish off anything left of his public image

                      Tiger is one of the horniest guys in the world so he probably wore out that Swedish tail hourly while at home and porn stars hourly on the road, now hes emptyin a jug of vaseline after every round and he cant focus
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                      • bettilimbroke999
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-08
                        • 13254

                        #12
                        Originally posted by VegasInsider
                        I disagree. If you follow the PGA Tour and European Tour on a weekly basis, it's very enjoyable to watch. If you just tune in on Sat/Sun afternoon to watch the final 9 holes on TV...then yes, it's probably not going to be that enjoyable.

                        I still enjoy watching very much. I'm a Woods fan, so I'd love to see him back in true form and I'll continue to follow until he's back.

                        He'll be back eventually.
                        You just dont get it, golf has a STAR in Tiger Woods, not just a golf star (though he is the best in history) like Mickelson but a sports star, hes on TV more than the rest of the field when it comes to golf bc no one gives a shit about how anyone else is playing, they are not half as good or half as entertaining as Woods, they are just the guys trying to pull off a miracle to catch Woods as he plays near flawless golf and a huge percentage of the entertainment is watching whether this golf god will ever fall (as he did against Yang in the PGA)
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                        • stevenash
                          Moderator
                          • 01-17-11
                          • 65646

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                          You just dont get it, golf has a STAR in Tiger Woods, not just a golf star (though he is the best in history) like Mickelson but a sports star, hes on TV more than the rest of the field when it comes to golf bc no one gives a shit about how anyone else is playing, they are not half as good or half as entertaining as Woods, they are just the guys trying to pull off a miracle to catch Woods as he plays near flawless golf
                          Golf had a star in Tiger, past tense.
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                          • Stocks
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 11-01-10
                            • 569

                            #14
                            Its the PGA's own fault, the broadcast would be 90% Tiger Woods they would show him eating a fucken bananna instead of showing the other players and then they had those fucken f\*g anouncers sucken Tigers cock, once one of them even said Tiger had a sexy body. If they would had built up a few other players and not just Tiger they would'nt have this problem.
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                            • ehp6737
                              SBR MVP
                              • 12-11-08
                              • 4185

                              #15
                              For me golf is unwatchable with or without Tiger. But the numbers dont lie, when his game is in the toilet or when he's off banging Perkins waitresses and porn stars its worse for the PGA than Lebron leaving Cleveland.
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Tiger made so many golfers rich because of ad revenues

                                Players know they need him back on top or purses are going to sink
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                                • Jaug
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-11-09
                                  • 3087

                                  #17
                                  It's really fun to watch imo, especially when you bet it.
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                                  • The Seer
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 10-29-07
                                    • 10641

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by VegasInsider
                                    I disagree. If you follow the PGA Tour and European Tour on a weekly basis, it's very enjoyable to watch. If you just tune in on Sat/Sun afternoon to watch the final 9 holes on TV...then yes, it's probably not going to be that enjoyable.

                                    I still enjoy watching very much. I'm a Woods fan, so I'd love to see him back in true form and I'll continue to follow until he's back.

                                    He'll be back eventually.
                                    I agree and I am not a Woods fan. There's alot of good talent out there. Golf was here before Tigger and will be here after as it is now.

                                    Originally posted by Stocks
                                    Its the PGA's own fault, the broadcast would be 90% Tiger Woods they would show him eating a fucken bananna instead of showing the other players and then they had those fucken f\*g anouncers sucken Tigers cock, once one of them even said Tiger had a sexy body. If they would had built up a few other players and not just Tiger they would'nt have this problem.
                                    good post

                                    Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                    golf has a STAR in Tiger Woods, not just a golf star (though he is the best in history)
                                    fallen star just got beat by a 16 seed and Jack is still the best ever
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                                    • warriorfan707
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 13698

                                      #19
                                      Gold would be unwatchable even if it was Anne Hathaway putting in a french maid outfit

                                      fukk golf
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                                      • bettilimbroke999
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-04-08
                                        • 13254

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Seer

                                        fallen star just got beat by a 16 seed and Jack is still the best ever
                                        20 rounds of golf heads up Tiger from 2000, Jack from any year you want who do you think would be favored?

                                        Tiger holds all time scoring records in every major, had he not been so addicted to porn stars and Denny's waitresses and ruined his personal life passing Jacks all-time majors record and against 10x greater competition was all but guaranteed

                                        Saying Jack is better is retarded, if you think Tiger in 2000 would've been the underdog to any golfer you're crazy
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                                        • The Seer
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-29-07
                                          • 10641

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                                          20 rounds of golf heads up Tiger from 2000, Jack from any year you want who do you think would be favored? Tiger holds all time scoring records in every major, had he not been so addicted to porn stars and Denny's waitresses and ruined his personal life passing Jacks all-time majors record and against 10x greater competition was all but guaranteed Saying Jack is better is retarded, if you think Tiger in 2000 would've been the underdog to any golfer you're crazy
                                          so you re comparing one season to a career. It's obvious u don't watch much golf. Jck was beating hall of famers not David Duvals and doing it with much inferior equipment. He outdrove Tiger with wooden drivers and balatta balls lol. I love all these guys with no sense of the history of golf. http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ml#post8819928
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                                          • bettilimbroke999
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-04-08
                                            • 13254

                                            #22
                                            Yea Im sure he outdrove Tiger, they played alot of 600 yrd par 5s back in the 60s didnt they genius, **** there was a par 5 at Augusta that used to be 460, Tiger reached that with with driver/wedge, they altered the course after he set the all-time scoring record and pwned the field by 12 shots to accomodate that monster

                                            I can tell you're old as the hills and have no comprehension of where professional golf was in the 60s and where it is today, Jack won the Memphis Open in the late 60s and won 20k, the Memphis Open today pays over a million 1st prize hell it wasnt til 89 that a player made a million in an entire season, you have to make at least 700k nowdays just to keep your card that just on the course, in general a PGA tour card even for the worse player is an additional 300k in endorsements/year so if you're not pulling in a million a year you're not on the tour

                                            Snead won the British Open in 1946 and didnt make enough to pay his traveling expenses (1st prize was listed at only a 150 pounds) now do you really think the level of competition and depth is comparable if the 125 best player in the world makes a million a year now and 125th back then would starve to death?

                                            Beating his toughest competition which consisted of 5'6 Gary Player and Palmer who never even won a major after 66 only shows you how minimal the pool of talent was back then. Tiger beats up on 6'4 monsters like Els, Singh, Mickelson anyone of which would've won double digit majors against Palmer and Player
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                                            • INVEGA MAN
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 01-30-08
                                              • 6800

                                              #23
                                              if i have a bet on it, i will watch paint dry
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                                              • bettilimbroke999
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-04-08
                                                • 13254

                                                #24
                                                A good sized bet makes golf look very interesting

                                                Come on paint **** yeahhhh

                                                Go ************ dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy BOOOOOM!!!
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                                                • milwaukee mike
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 08-22-07
                                                  • 26914

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by warriorfan707
                                                  Gold would be unwatchable even if it was Anne Hathaway putting in a french maid outfit

                                                  fukk golf
                                                  i just got horny thinking about anne hathaway in a french maid outfit bent over putting.
                                                  can we make it a schoolgirl outfit on the back 9?
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                                                  • k13
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 07-16-10
                                                    • 18104

                                                    #26
                                                    Good, get it off TV forever.
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                                                    • tanner40
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-24-10
                                                      • 2129

                                                      #27
                                                      He will be back. He has gone through down stretches before. He is in the middle of another swing change. The biggest difference is this time he has more attention on him because of his personal life.

                                                      Too much talent and too young for him to be finished.
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                                                      • The Seer
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-29-07
                                                        • 10641

                                                        #28
                                                        I guess you didn't know that Jack hit 341 yd drive in 1963 with junk equipment that stood 20 years. It's funny how no players today can hit a 2 iron and jack was sticking pins with a 1 iron. The forgiving equipment today has given mediocre players chances to win that they would have never had back then not to mention the fitness routines. I couldn't imagine what Jack could have done with a 460cc headed driver and a graphite shafts with a Pro V 1 after working out for years in his prime. Let's not forget that TV has come along way and Tiger not only got the benefit of the equipment technology boom, he also got the benefit of the media boom just like happened in the NFL. According to your theory then Jamarcus Russell is better than Johnny Unitas since he's made more money. There really is no argument, Jack's majors record is safe. Tiger may never win another one ever. Too many players like Bjorn are beating him now. I don't think YE Yang is much over 5'6" & isn't Tiger 6'1" so what's the big deal about the height?
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                                                        • warriorfan707
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 13698

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                          i just got horny thinking about anne hathaway in a french maid outfit bent over putting.
                                                          can we make it a schoolgirl outfit on the back 9?
                                                          sure then I might even watch

                                                          That girl is ridiculous
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                                                          • bettilimbroke999
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 02-04-08
                                                            • 13254

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by The Seer
                                                            I guess you didn't know that Jack hit 341 yd drive in 1963 with junk equipment that stood 20 years. It's funny how no players today can hit a 2 iron and jack was sticking pins with a 1 iron. The forgiving equipment today has given mediocre players chances to win that they would have never had back then not to mention the fitness routines. I couldn't imagine what Jack could have done with a 460cc headed driver and a graphite shafts with a Pro V 1 after working out for years in his prime. Let's not forget that TV has come along way and Tiger not only got the benefit of the equipment technology boom, he also got the benefit of the media boom just like happened in the NFL. According to your theory then Jamarcus Russell is better than Johnny Unitas since he's made more money. There really is no argument, Jack's majors record is safe. Tiger may never win another one ever. Too many players like Bjorn are beating him now. I don't think YE Yang is much over 5'6" & isn't Tiger 6'1" so what's the big deal about the height?
                                                            Just believe whatever you want, it takes alot to convince someone that #1 has finally become #2 not bc he was bad but bc the new guy is fuckin incredible, I consider Jack to be #2 all-time, Im not trying to say that any random player could beat him Im saying one player in history could beat him, of course Russell is not better than Unitas your argument wouldve made more sense if you said Peyton, Im comparing #1 and #2 all-time, not #2 to the shittiest golfer on tour.

                                                            Yes Yang beat him in one tournament, but no one considers Yang to be his toughest competition as Player was during the mid to late 60s followed by another shorty Trevino

                                                            It doesnt matter that the equipment is better when they're playing entirely different courses, instead of 6800 yards Augusta what is it now 7600 yrds or something, Tigers playing 2 extra par 4s every round he plays and still setting all-time scoring records, the courses have been toughened and lengthened in accordance to technology, if Tiger or Jack played the old courses with modern technology they would both shoot 65 everytime but fortunately theyve added 800 yards to make up for it. Sure Tiger wouldnt have hit the ball as far with older equipment, fortunately they knocked off 800 yrds of the course to make up for his loss in distance. Tiger plays in an entirely different era (an era that produces better players) more money, more fitness, more instruction, more practice time, along with the fact that there are just alot more golfers trying to get on tour than there were in Jacks day bc the prize is so great, you dont have to be Tiger to be rich you just have to be able to play on tour and you're an instant millionaire, in Jacks day if you werent top 10 you were probably a golf pro at some country club to make ends meet, not true in today's world.
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                                                            • TigerWatcher
                                                              SBR Rookie
                                                              • 08-13-11
                                                              • 1

                                                              #31
                                                              Watching Atlanta tournament on Sat. as I write this - sans Tiger of course.

                                                              The boredom brings tears. The commentators bring more tears. The boner pill ads are the ultimate insult.

                                                              No more golf watching for me for this year......maybe He will be back next year.
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                                                              • doublej95
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-26-10
                                                                • 14094

                                                                #32
                                                                I enjoy watching it every weekend with or without Tiger.
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                                                                • linedrivr
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-04-10
                                                                  • 2223

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ehp6737
                                                                  For me golf is unwatchable with or without Tiger.
                                                                  what he said.
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                                                                  • HoulihansTX
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 02-12-09
                                                                    • 30566

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Only watch on Sundays if its a race to the finish.
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                                                                    • brahmabull117
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 11-08-10
                                                                      • 8622

                                                                      #35
                                                                      golf is unwatchable period



                                                                      stupid fcks on this site, u might as well watch paint dry
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