**** Valentines Day!

[bettilimbroke999]

Gayest fuckin holiday ever, just an excuse to spend 10x what a dozen roses are worth that will die in a week then take your gf to some overpriced restaurant, you've blown a couple hundred bucks minimum (they like to put pictures of beautiful flowers for like 60 bucks then you click on it and find out that was the "premium" level which is fuckin 110, your 60 level looks like a fuckin weed) on a fuckin date that was fuckin lame, I mean all you gave her was fuckin flowers and a burger or whatever

You coulda stopped by Walmart and got those flowers for 10 bucks and stopped by Applebees and both eaten for 20 bucks (2 for 20 special) and had just as good a date

What a fuckin scam!

Im not buyin into it this year, let the girl cry I dont fuckin care, this is a showoff brag at the office about how much your sucker boyfriend spent on worthless flowers holiday, **** it if she cant brag to her coworkers that she hates anyway

**** IT!!!!

[King Mayan]

As men we all know this shiit.. But women love it.. And you love their pussy....CASE CLOSED!!!

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

spent 150 to stay in the pussy for a few more months...well worth it

[konck]

Go buy a box of chocolates you dik and shut your whining hole

[odtw524]

valentines day fukkin retarted...just like woman

[bettilimbroke999]

Go buy a box of chocolates you dik and shut your whining hole

You dont fuckin get what this holiday's about. ITS ABOUT BRAGGING, ITS NOT ABOUT LOVE, ITS ABOUT WOMEN BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH THE GUY THEY GOT SPENDS ON THEM!

I cant just get a box of chocolates and give it to her. I have to get somebody to deliver flowers to her at her work so all the other girls dont have her beat when they're showing off their flowers. Of course some girl will be dating a doctor or something and get a 100 rose bouquet so it wont even matter how much I spend shell still be beat by the 20 yr old secretary thats suckin off some 50 yr old married doctor everyday so he pays her rent

**** THIS GAY ASS HOLIDAY IM PRETENDING LIKE IT DOESNT EVEN EXIST!

[bettilimbroke999]

I gave in like a pussy and gave her the 50 dollar "deal of the day" from teleflora, they dont even tell ya what itll look like but hopefully it looks aight

Anyone with a gf knows the 50 bucks is well spent bc shell have a fuckin fit when she comes over tonight if I didnt get her shit and turn it into some sign that our relationship sucks. Plus girls get flowers and shit every valentines so if youre the guy that doesnt get them shit you might as well tell the girl shes fukin worthless and means nothing to you (that may not be the case but thats how shell interpret it)

Anyway I sprung for the 50 buck flowers and a nice dinner as a payoff to keep whats left of my sanity for today anyway

[jjgold]

Do Bi guys celebrate it>

[hawk 5]

You tell us JJ.

[Junkyard Dog]

i with ya..fuk this fake ass made up holiday!

[Irish Lumberjack]

Nobody likes this holiday. It's pointless and rather meaningless. But I'm still going to buy my overpriced crap she'll forget about tomorrow.

[denn333]

pay the price, avoid the fall out.

[pgall08]

Thanks for the entertainment. This gave me a very nice laugh early in the morning!

[BrentCrude]

As Mr.T would say,Happy Valentime's Day!Kids used to say it that way back in grade school.I'm sure Valentine's Day in grade school ain't what it used to be when I was a kid in the 60's?If it was,there would be hell to pay.You had to give every kid in your class plus the teacher a Valentine's card.If you couldn't afford,or forgot to buy the 200 in a pack for 79 cents Valentine's,you had to make homeade ones.That could lead to sexual harrassment these days or even worse where corny well intended cards could be construed by the recipient of the Valentine as a threat.They would have to have a team of councilors show up for Valentine's Day nowadays.Same for candy where it was acceptable to be given away back then in school.Now Michelle ''Aunt Esther''Obama would threaten the school for allowing it.It would make the FOX news alert crawler that candy was given out in a school.God forbid the fruity lolipop was made in a factory that made peanut candy because that would kill a couple kids.

[pozzy]

It's an excuse to go out and have some fun with your girl.. I sort of like it..

[beerman2619]

hilarious reading some of these whipped bucks. If you have to go spend a ton of money on a women just to keep getting some how strong is the relationship to begin with come on man

[bettilimbroke999]

[jmush]

I agree its a bunch of crap..I could use the $150 I just dropped at Pandora

[bettilimbroke999]

Im gonna see how this works out today, if it works Im never buying anything but the teleflora "deal of the day" for the rest of my life, its 50 bucks and it includes free shipping and no taxes so Im out 50 flat instead of 100+ on any other flowers and since the gesture is going to be forgotten about an hour after she gets them theres no sense in wasting over 50 bucks. On the downside you dont get to pick the flowers so they could send fukin poison ivy for all I know its just whatever they have extra lying around they throw in a vase but of course thats pretty much what a florist does anyway, just throws a bunch of flowers they spent about 3 bucks on total into a vase and charges 100 bucks to hand it over to your girl so you're getting a blowjob that night instead of listening to a crazy bitching crying girl tell ya how awful you are and how she cant deal with this and blah blah blah, when all thats goin down youll wish youd just forked over the 50 bucks and had your cock in her mouth.

[bettilimbroke999]

Update: Even though she says she loves them she took a pic of the flowers and sent it to me and I feel like I got scammed, its only got 1 rose and a bunch of other shit like a sunflower and carnations and some other shit but wheres tha fuckin roses teleflora this is fukin valentines day you jackasses

Oh well I guess 50 bucks doesnt go as far as it used to

[Capybara]

Wow, zero posts from guys who can't get a girl or cant keep a girl??? I looked in here hoping to commiserate but you're all just bitching about the dough. Be happy you're GETTING SOME, ya fukkers.