American Idol: Elite Eight Night

[Robyn]

He didn't physically watch it with me, blondie. Plus, Bread would never allow that degenerate to spend any alone time with me.

[swede96]

He didn't physically watch it with me, blondie. Plus, Bread would never allow a degenerate to spend any alone time with me.

Soooo...who supervises Breads visits?

*runs*

[Robyn]

Ooooooooooooh, he's gonna GET YOU!

[Sportsgirl]

He didn't physically watch it with me, blondie. Plus, Bread would never allow that degenerate to spend any alone time with me.

***Sporty cancels trip to Tampa ***

[babaoriley]

I will always call Michael Johns out. He is at best a better looking version of Constantine Maroulis from season 4.

I'll skip the next few because I don't care enough about the contestants to comment.

I don't see David Cook as a Nickelback or Creed type of guy. Having said that, I don't see him as an Our Lady Peace kind of guy either. He made a bad song choice and it grossed me out. I thought the writing on his hand was extremely cheesy as well. But we are in the minority, you need to understand that. He is appealing to millions of women who just made a mess of their panties because he "cares".

Nice comparison to Secada and Archuleta!

Keep in mind, much like the viewing audience, the judges have a constant case of ADD. What is good one week is not good the next. Don't believe me, watch the last 6 seasons prior to this. They want someone who is original but when that person breaks the fourth wall, they want something familiar. There is no winning with these people.

Good post, but please explain the difference to me between those three bands.
Also, why doesn't Our Lady Peace have a number in their name. Eve 6, Third Eye Blind, Matchbox-20, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Blink-182... It's just common knowledge that you need a number in your band name if you want to truly, truly be a crappy post-grunge/pop-punk band whose annoyingly banal songs play in the background of every hack MTV reality show, "Blind Date", "Next", "Date my Mom, Rape My Sister", "Wear a Funny Hat and Cop a Fake Accent with Tila Tequila!!!" et al.

Creed=Nickleback=Our Lady Peace on the "Makes me want to light q-tips on fire and jam them in my ears so I can never hear again scale"

Although, yeah, Creed and Nickleback and more anthemic, obvious grunge ripoffs, whereas OLP is in another league of total doucheness.

[swede96]

Ooooooooooooh, he's gonna GET YOU!

LOL! That's what I was going for!

[Robyn]

Although, yeah, Creed and Nickleback and more anthemic, obvious grunge ripoffs, whereas OLP is in another league of total doucheness.

Creed and Nickelback are whores to production. Same with modern day Aerosmith.

Our Lady Peace is in the same category as all whiney Emo bands who wear eyeliner and paint their fingernails black. No thanks. Hey, maybe that IS up David Cook's alley.

[The Joey B]

He didn't physically watch it with me, blondie. Plus, Bread would never allow that degenerate to spend any alone time with me.

Degenerate?

WHAT?!

O.k... I guess you're right.

[Robyn]

The Joey B....where did that name come from? I miss Lord Douchebag.

[Bread]

LOL! That's what I was going for!

Kimmy you want me so bad it hurts, doesn't it?

[Sportsgirl]

Kimmy you want me so bad it hurts, doesn't it?

She can get in line

[Robyn]

Bread is moldy and stale and yeasty and...

(which other clever adjectives am I missing?)

[The Joey B]

The Joey B....where did that name come from? I miss Lord Douchebag.

Well... you know, it is my name and everything.

I may start up a Lord Douchebag persona again though.

[Robyn]

That would make me very happy.

[Robyn]

OR wait....maybe you should make a giant spoon persona. That is one hell of a spoon.

[swede96]

Kimmy you want me so bad it hurts, doesn't it?

Yes, Bread, in all my very deepest places. Whatever happend to that weekend we were gonna hook up--oops, I mean your "business trip"?


Robyn is going to kill me.

[Robyn]

I've got my eye on you two.

My good eye.

[Bread]

We can still do this. I happen to know for a fact that in a sea of saccharin players on this board, I am the only sugar that could tempt you away from your man.

Touch it.

[swede96]

I've got my eye on you two.

My good eye.

Holy sh*t, Robyn. I just choked on my own spit.

Your man is one smooth talker, you know....and he's right.

*runs*

[Robyn]

Hah nanc, David Cook is not in the bottom 3.

And Swede, I will hurt you. With my boobs.

[swede96]

Don't threaten me with a good time. *WINK*

[Robyn]

Is it mean that I don't care about starving children in Africa?

[Robyn]

LOL, Bread got quiet. Jordin Sparks is on tv. I bet he has his pants around his ankles.

[swede96]

LOL! Maybe it's cuz I'm not exactly sober...but you are in FIRE tonight, lady!

[Robyn]

I don't like being in fire, Swede. That would be the most painful way to die.

[Panic]

I think his pants are around his ankles 'cause he hasn't eaten in an hour and he's lost weight.

[The Joey B]

OR wait....maybe you should make a giant spoon persona. That is one hell of a spoon.

I'm saving my giant spoon for Swede.

[swede96]

I don't like being in fire, Swede. That would be the most painful way to die.

Whoopsie!! I'm so ashamed. Stupidcheapassjapanesekeyboard!!!

[swede96]

I'm saving my giant spoon for Swede.

How does this guy know I like to spoon?!

I like you Joey.

[The Joey B]

Syesha going bye bye.

[The Joey B]

How does this guy know I like to spoon?!

I like you Joey.

Wait until you see the spoon.

It's enormous.

[Bread]

My black queen better not go anywhere!! But I have a bet on Clarkson to out last Brooke too!

SEND THAT HOMO MICHAEL JOHNS HOME!!! NICE ASCOT!!!

[Robyn]

Swede, Joey's spoon is ridiculously large. I don't understand how anyone could use it. I think he has a picture of it on his myspace page.

Bread, Carly Clarkson isn't going anywhere.

[The Joey B]

By the way... Is she really just south of me?

Oh my.

[Bread]

This whole gay show is making me angry.