Cat tried to kill me

[stevek173]

Woke up to it clawing and biting my face

I have a bloody eye

The little fucker is insane

[chilidog]

My cats try to kill me all the time. It seems like everytime I'm walking down the stairs, they shoot down them, always timing it perfectly so that they are going under my foot just as I'm bringing it down to the next step. One day they'll succeed and I'll end up tumbling down the stairs. Evil lil fukkers.

[rfr3sh]

Get a dog.

[sickler]

Pussy definitely looks psycho.

Killer eyes...

[timmyboy34243]

see if the fukkin' thing can fly...........

[frizzelli]

He probably mistake you for a rat you fuk

[BatemanPatrickl]

Woke up to it clawing and biting my face I have a bloody eye The little fucker is insane

Stop inviting your Wal-Mart friends over to get high off it's catnip you degenerate.

[jmush]

thats a scary looken puss

[SpreadSniper]

Did you know cat owners who die in their homes often end up partially consumed when left unfound for a few days? Cats will often start with the soft tissues on your body including your lips, eyes/eye lids, tongue, cheeks etc. It's said that the moment your heart stops beating a cat somehow knows this and you go from being its companion to nothing more than dinner.

[stevek173]

Did you know cat owners who die in their homes often end up partially consumed when left unfound for a few days? Cats will often start with the soft tissues on your body including your lips, eyes/eye lids, tongue, cheeks etc. It's said that the moment your heart stops beating a cat somehow knows this and you go from being its companion to nothing more than dinner.

Hey if I am dead what is the difference?

To have the pleasure of passing through a pussy's digestive tract would be....

fitting.

[keyboarding]

We've all seen you place, now knowing you have a cat gives us a pretty good idea of what it probably smells like. If I had to live in that fukking mess you call a home I'd try and kill you, too.

God bless.

[onetrickpony]

^

[stevek173]

We've all seen you place, now knowing you have a cat gives us a pretty good idea of what it probably smells like. If I had to live in that fukking mess you call a home I'd try and kill you, too.

God bless.

[lemart5]

Woke up to it clawing and biting my face

I have a bloody eye

The little fucker is insane

That cat looks like its ready to plead no contest that or it dosent like the food you gave it.I cant stop laughing.

[urge2kill]

Cats will steal your breath while you sleep. They're evil little creatures.

[BatemanPatrickl]

Cats are just gay dogs.

[warriorfan707]

[stevek173]

I came out of the shower

Phone was ringing

I ran for the phone, possible client

Cat runs in front of my feet and trips me

I think I am Ok one of us won't make it out of here alive though and I honestly dont like my chances vs this ****

Pray for me boys

[warriorfan707]

I came out of the shower

Phone was ringing

I ran for the phone, possible client

Cat runs in front of my feet and trips me

I think I am Ok one of us won't make it out of here alive though and I honestly dont like my chances vs this ****

Pray for me boys

Steve you're crackin me up man this shit is hilarious

[urge2kill]

Cats are evolving. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Ratzz]

lol.. dude... lose that cat... you NEED eyes.

seriously..

i built up 5000 SBR pts.. and saw that my cat had logged in and blew it all on a 10-team parlay!!

couldn't believe it... bastard

[Richards]

I think an average cat attempts murder about once every two weeks. Some more often, some a little less. Some like to suffocate babies, some trip adults down stairs. Some just go psycho and claw your face off.....

[shari91]

Stevie, is this Oscar???!!!!

If you ended up keeping him after you started that thread swearing you wouldn't, I'm going to laugh my ass off! I gave you until March before you moved him upstairs.

[stevek173]

Stevie, is this Oscar???!!!!

If you ended up keeping him after you started that thread swearing you wouldn't, I'm going to laugh my ass off! I gave you until March before you moved him upstairs.

the situation is out of hand. Completely out of hand.

[BatemanPatrickl]

I came out of the shower Phone was ringing I ran for the phone, possible client Cat runs in front of my feet and trips me I think I am Ok one of us won't make it out of here alive though and I honestly dont like my chances vs this **** Pray for me boys

Not smart to do meth deals via your cell phone.

[keyboarding]

Not smart to do meth deals via your cell phone.

He could be blowing guys for meth money.

[HotStreak]

Stop using his litter box.

[YorkHunt]

Looks evil

[shari91]

the situation is out of hand. Completely out of hand.

I knew it!!

[bradthebloke]

Did you know cat owners who die in their homes often end up partially consumed when left unfound for a few days? Cats will often start with the soft tissues on your body including your lips, eyes/eye lids, tongue, cheeks etc. It's said that the moment your heart stops beating a cat somehow knows this and you go from being its companion to nothing more than dinner.

dogs too. a few years back this old lady died in her apartment. when they found her, the dog was eating at her throat

[Ace_of_Spades]

That cat has kill in its eyes.

[Slim]

If a cat did that to me I'd hang the fukker.