SSK's NBA Thread

**Cobra Kai** · 01-29-11, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

How can I blame my teams? The last 35 one was my own play without asking my teams. And Bad Beats are bad beats and player injuries that happen right before the game are gay.(If Wade had played, I guarantee Miami would've won by more than just 1 and the unit diff. there would make all the difference for many bets). I guess it's just bad luck on top of that I couldn't handle losing.

Exactly why you limit the amount of units staked, so unexpected circumstances don't bury you. 35 units on warriors, nice.

**ssk13809** · 01-29-11, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by Doc JS

On the plus side...I guess the CIA & FBI won't be looking for you for winning too much!!!

Doc

I'm turning myself in. Have nothing better to do now. There was a 100k reward on me. I'll let someone close to me turn me in so they can get 100k. My teams can have it.

**Doc JS** · 01-29-11, 01:35 AM

And look at all the money you will save not having to fly to the site of your next LOCK!!!

**Doc JS** · 01-29-11, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

I'm turning myself in. Have nothing better to do now. There was a 100k reward on me. I'll let someone close to me turn me in so they can get 100k.

Great idea! Turn yourself in, collect the reward, and use the reward to stake your next run at 70% in the NBA !!!

Doc

**jpot34** · 01-29-11, 01:39 AM

Why close the thread, you completely broke????? Get your $ mgt. back and you'll profit.

**ssk13809** · 01-29-11, 01:40 AM

76ers were up by 21 in the 2nd half and got outscored 42-21 in the 4th right in front of my eyes. Same to Miami yesterday, and Atlanta the day before (they started off the 4th on a 3-22 run). Tough losses

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 01:41 AM

Bankroll gone, busted in 5 days.

Hilarious.

**jpot34** · 01-29-11, 01:42 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

76ers were up by 21 in the 2nd half and got outscored 42-21 in the 4th right in front of my eyes. Same to Miami yesterday, and Atlanta the day before (they started off the 4th on a 3-22 run). Tough losses

Get back on the saddle with better $ mgt.

**Doc JS** · 01-29-11, 01:42 AM

I know Cubes and LBJ will miss partying with you!!!

Doc

**ssk13809** · 01-29-11, 01:44 AM

Guys I am going to go to Greenland and live with my dog for the rest of the year. My dog lives there alone, and I want to be alone too.

I'm out

Good luck to all of you. And try to avoid bad luck.

**phillybadboy** · 01-29-11, 01:50 AM

i lost that warriors game as well, ssk you put out a good effort

**SprayBoy** · 01-29-11, 01:52 AM

"""The Best NBA Handicapper is here""""

if you weren't the cockiest/muffiest person I've ever heard in my life I'd feel bad for you. But ssk this wasnt luck, this was a combination of your calls just being straight up wrong and an example of the worst money management I've ever seen. Usually hate seeing players lose, but after seeing 100+ of the cockiest/ridiculous things you said on here I couldn't care less. You should learn from ppl like Dad who post picks and aren't assholes about it. Good riddens

**Pete0** · 01-29-11, 01:52 AM

LOL.

insane.

ssk, straightwinners, smackdownV, are they all the same guy ?

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 01:56 AM

Originally posted by Pete0

LOL.

insane.

ssk, straightwinners, smackdownV, are they all the same guy ?

Yes.

The exact same guy.

**BetterBizness** · 01-29-11, 02:20 AM

I am sad...

Can't say this was as much fun as the NFL thread... but still... Very sad...

**nyed1010** · 01-29-11, 03:07 AM

**raydog** · 01-29-11, 03:30 AM

you guys assume there was ever a bankroll....son, when you go from betting 2-3 units to betting 18, you are full of fukking shit and make yourself look ridiculous with obvious airbets....but carry on, its good entertainment pal...how many more days will he keep posting after days like this... im guessing not many...maybe the next couple of days he will airbet 25-50 units a game...cus thats what the pros do...

martin, i need you to make us line on how many days until he ditches this screen name and comes up with another one claiming the same things??

**JohnnyD4916** · 01-29-11, 06:58 AM

Ssk, I am good friends with Bill Gates me and him go way back. I helped invent some of Microsoft, but I've talked to him and he said he would give me 2 million to get back on my feet. I'm going to bet it on some sports, send me some locks!

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 08:42 AM

How funny is this now?

Originally posted by ssk13809

The Best NBA Handicapper is here

I talk and then back it up.................I can shift my attention to the NBA. I am projected to hit 65% Long-Term here, 80% Long-Term on LOCKs, and more profits on Parlays/Teasers/MLs. Of course one can't do all this alone, I can't either. I have the support of my teams behind me.
Now let me get some things out of the way here

3) The rules of the thread. I will have 100 units to start out with, just like the NFL one. I will bet and display units next to each bet, or my Money Management Team will. 1 unit = 1/(Total Units) of your bankroll. So if I bet now, 1 unit = 1% of my bankroll. If I have 200 units (I eventually will), 20 units = 10% of my bankroll. And so on.

4) Shout out to my Money/Pick Management Team, my Team of Analysts, my Teaser Team, my Parlay Team, and of course my LOCK team. They deserve credit as I go winning.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-29-11, 08:59 AM

100% complete and utter fraud this guy was.

I hope he's gone for good.

**FourLengthsClear** · 01-29-11, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

100% complete and utter fraud this guy was.

I hope he's gone for good.

My LOCK team assures me that he will be back. Probably with a different screen name, mind you.

**wquine** · 01-29-11, 09:03 AM

SSK, move near my ass and we'll do a comedy show together, besides cappin', its your other calling brah.

**turkstock** · 01-29-11, 10:13 AM

wow, what a dud, ha ha

**LChruscial85** · 01-29-11, 10:18 AM

lol this was a hilarious thread! Bye SSK, let me know when Lebron or Cuban call you for another party to lift your losing spirits!

**Doc JS** · 01-29-11, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by ssk13809

Guys I am going to go to Greenland and live with my dog for the rest of the year. My dog lives there alone, and I want to be alone to

Your dog lives alone?

Your dog fixes his own food?

And lets himself out of the house when he needs to go to the bathroom??

How does he change the channel on the remote without an opposable thumb???

Doc

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 10:21 AM

Anyone remember this quote from SSK?

Originally Posted by ssk13809
Sorry maybe a newbie question.
But I'm wondering, how can being good with math help you in sports betting? Like what aspects of math are used in what aspects of sports betting? Basically, how is math used in sports betting?
And you could talk any level of math you want. I just want to see where it might be useful in sports betting.

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by Doc JS

Your dog lives alone?

Your dog fixes his own food?

And lets himself out of the house when he needs to go to the bathroom??

How does he change the channel on the remote without an opposable thumb???

Doc

Brian's his dog.

**BeatTheJerk** · 01-29-11, 10:42 AM

This guys a "re" (tard). Hint Hint Hangover ....

**Doc JS** · 01-29-11, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Brian's his dog.

Martin,

Explains everything!

Doc

**Grits n' Gravy** · 01-29-11, 01:29 PM

looks like you are going to have your first losing week ever. sucks for you. loser.

**GoCougs!** · 01-29-11, 01:29 PM

Wow.....I am away for 1 day and the whole thing crashes.
What a spectacular FAIL this thread turned out to be.
I'll be honest, I didn't expect it. His NFL thread was just as entertaining, but provided solid picks.
I hear Greenland is nice in January/February.

**rfr3sh** · 01-29-11, 01:31 PM

**Grits n' Gravy** · 01-29-11, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

All-In

Warriors -4
Risk 35 Units (should have that much left)

Chase Team gave me the play. Didn't even ask my Money management team how much to put on it.

kind of refutes the post where you say the warriors play was your own and none of your teams advised you. go back to jv tetherball you clown. so to sum it up: you suck at basketball capping, are a horrible liar and your mom took your internet access away. adios maricon.

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 02:18 PM

Where'd SSK go?

Did he really leave?

Whose ghost was he anyway?

**MartinBlank** · 01-29-11, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by ssk13809

2 other good news

1. MartinBlank won't be around this thread as the games start and finish

2. I will finally get to sleep

Oooops.