SSK's NBA Thread

[MartinBlank]

You're speaking way too early. You know my day is made or broken based on the Clippers game. Don't be caught talking too early like you were earlier when Dallas beat LAC.

Says the guy who lost 70% of his bankroll in one night.

[ssk13809]

OHHHHH.

I saw this on Jeopardy TOO!!

"Things delusional degenerate gamblers say".

Weird how all these gambling answers keep coming up tonight.

I already told you the event that occurred to me that brought me down had a probability of .05% of occuring.


I don't need to say anymore. I'll take my chances with all those teams leading in the 4th again.

[MartinBlank]

Actually-----the Clippers game is simply going to give you a life raft.

A Clippers win for you may earn you a whopping 2 units for the entire night. WOW.

Athough considering you lost 70% of your bankroll in one night, that may actually be a reason for you to throw a parade.

[LChruscial85]

you know what? I just bet a $100 with my bookie on Georgia Southern +10...they were down by 11 with a minute to go...and I got very lucky forcing turnovers and Dayton missing free throws.....I think i'm gonna call my bookie and tell him I don't want his money because I got really lucky covering that game.

[ssk13809]

Says the guy who lost 70% of his bankroll in one night.

You realize the main reason I put so much on the Warriors game is because of you? You kept getting on my nerve and I was like "I have to be up at the end of the day so I can shut up MartinBlank" and that's why I made that big bet .


Don't make me go all in on the Clippers

[ssk13809]

you know what? I just bet a $100 with my bookie on Georgia Southern +10...they were down by 11 with a minute to go...and I got very lucky forcing turnovers and Dayton missing free throws.....I think i'm gonna call my bookie and tell him I don't want his money because I got really lucky covering that game.

Well you don't deserve it. You know that. I don't know about you, but I have honor and pride. And money I don't deserve I don't take. Be a man.

[ssk13809]

Actually-----the Clippers game is simply going to give you a life raft.

A Clippers win for you may earn you a whopping 2 units for the entire night. WOW.

Athough considering you lost 70% of your bankroll in one night, that may actually be a reason for you to throw a parade.

2? Someone has math problems.

[MartinBlank]

2? Someone has math problems.

Really?

A Clippers win.

ATS= 5 units
1st H= 2 units

Losses
Raptors 2 units
Miami 2.2 units
Wizards (they will lose) 2 units.

What did I miss? If I missed something, point it out. I just don't see it.

[ssk13809]

Really?

A Clippers win.

ATS= 5 units
1st H= 2 units

Losses
Raptors 2 units
Miami 2.2 units
Wizards (they will lose) 2 units.

What did I miss? If I missed something, point it out. I just don't see it.

They call it a "Parlay"

Nets ML
Clippers ML
Heat ML
Risk 2


look it up.

[dugdogg]

the heat ML in that parlay will make your winnings from a 3 team parlay risking 2 to win 0.1 units

[ssk13809]

the heat ML in that parlay will make your winnings from a 3 team parlay risking 2 to win 0.1 units

I think you're confused

Adding things to a parlay can only help not hurt.

[MartinBlank]

They call it a "Parlay"

Nets ML
Clippers ML
Heat ML
Risk 2


look it up.

And how much do you think your -6000 Heat Parlay is going to pay?

[ssk13809]

And how much do you think your -6000 Heat Parlay is going to pay?

More than my

Nets ML
Clippers ML

parlay

[ssk13809]

And for those still wondering


"Does SSK even bet?" or "How much does he bet"


This thread should give you a good idea. Check my post in it.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/919571-bookmaker.html

I didn't post any numbers, but I've helped out some posters trying to bet. I good inside friends in all the major books. After all, I help them out quite a bit by telling my leans on each game and they make sharper lines based on that. So in return, they let me in on all the inside things.

[face]

i watched that indiana game, and i had indiana -9, and it was so unlucky that indiana even turned it over for toronto to get their spread beating shot. And then there was tons of time left, i was glad as hell indiana took a spread beating shot. but i thought indiana would win by 20, so i guess i had the wrong side? anyway, i had the "right side" with the nuggets over the nets and got my ass kicked.

[MartinBlank]

More than my

Nets ML
Clippers ML

parlay

And how much is that?

[ssk13809]

And how much is that?

More than 5

[ssk13809]

i watched that indiana game, and i had indiana -9, and it was so unlucky that indiana even turned it over for toronto to get their spread beating shot. And then there was tons of time left, i was glad as hell indiana took a spread beating shot. but i thought indiana would win by 20, so i guess i had the wrong side? anyway, i had the "right side" with the nuggets over the nets and got my ass kicked.

You had right side on Nuggets?

They were losing the WHOLE WAY. That's not hte "right" side. The only time you can claim you were on the "right side" when you lose is when you catch a bad beat. For example, a collapse at the end. Otherwise, you are a loser. Indiana was not a "wrong side win". It was close all the way and they won. Good win. Denver? Stupid stupid stupid bet. I had Nets ML so you should know that was a stupid bet.

[MartinBlank]

You had right side on Nuggets?

They were losing the WHOLE WAY. That's not hte "right" side. The only time you can claim you were on the "right side" when you lose is when you catch a bad beat. For example, a collapse at the end. Otherwise, you are a loser. Indiana was not a "wrong side win". It was close all the way and they won. Good win. Denver? Stupid stupid stupid bet. I had Nets ML so you should know that was a stupid bet.

And how dumb was the Toronto bet?

They never led.

[ssk13809]

And how dumb was the Toronto bet?

They never led.

It was a low probability ML bet. I didn't expect to win it. ATS bets, +200 or less ML bets, those you should bet if you think you have a good shot at winning.

[ttrace35]

This kid is a dickhead. Hope you go on a losing streak and go the fukk away.

[ssk13809]

Adding some units


Clippers -2.5
Risk 6 to Win 5


Clippers -1.5 (half)
Risk 2.2 to Win 2



Vegas has dropped the line. Might as well add more. Not a LOCK or anything, but I feel good about it. Blowout.

[dugdogg]

More than 5

if you actually did place the bet you would know what it pays. maybe it pays 5.1 units....it's peanuts with -6000 come on bud

[BetterBizness]

Wow I missed this thread!

SSK maybe the greatest Reality Villain ever .. if this was reality...

ssk u need a *hug*

way too many haters here.... You're handling them well...

[ssk13809]

Alrite 6th straight game I got the spread covered entering the 4th...

[Hanlidin]

Alrite 6th straight game I got the spread covered entering the 4th...

Stfu scrub! Basketball is a game of 48 minutes, not 36. Why don't u make quarter bets then, u dumb fcuk!!

[ssk13809]

Stfu scrub! Basketball is a game of 48 minutes, not 36. Why don't u make quarter bets then, u dumb fcuk!!

If I could have a cover going into the 4th of every game I'd take it and so would you. That's all. It's more likely for u to cover given u lead comin into the 4th than not covering coming into the 4th.

But despite odds with me on each bet...

[Hanlidin]

If I could have a cover going into the 4th of every game I'd take it and so would you. That's all. It's more likely for u to cover given u lead comin into the 4th than not covering coming into the 4th.

But despite odds with me on each bet...

You're retarded, linesmakers makes the game spread for the EnTIRE game! Not just for 3 quarters... wow you're horrible at handicapped nba, a blind man flipping coins would be better at picking games than you ROFL

[ssk13809]

You're retarded, linesmakers makes the game spread for the EnTIRE game! Not just for 3 quarters... wow you're horrible at handicapped nba, a blind man flipping coins would be better at picking games than you ROFL

Lol u 4? All I'm saying is would you be covering entering the 4th or not? That's all. And why?

And answer is yes I'd want to be covering because it helps my odds to win. And the fact it hasn't at all is bad luck.

[Hanlidin]

Lol u 4? All I'm saying is would you be covering entering the 4th or not? That's all. And why?

And answer is yes I'd want to be covering because it helps my odds to win. And the fact it hasn't at all is bad luck.

Rofl is rather not cover for the whole 47 minutes and 59 secoonds, and get a last second cover for every one of my bets... stop making excuses scrub!!

[ssk13809]

Rofl is rather not cover for the whole 47 minutes and 59 secoonds, and get a last second cover for every one of my bets... stop making excuses scrub!!

Did I say it was? Tell me, did I say it was? Did I say that the odds maker make the line for 36 minutes and not 48? Did I say only 3 quarters count and not 4?


Or are you just stupider than my dog's sh*t?



Real life might not be your strong subject. But it says given you are covering entering the 4th quarter, you have a higher chance of a cover for the game. Dispute that if you want. Nothing else nothing more.

[emoney]

Nice call on the Clippers game ssk, I don't know how these books stay in business with guys like you out there.

[ssk13809]

Nice call on the Clippers game ssk, I don't know how these books stay in business with guys like you out there.

Yeah books weren't going to keep coming back in the 4th and taking money from me for long. Odds way too low for them to keep beating me like that. Finally what should happen happens.


The comeback has started.

[ssk13809]

So game over

Clippers -3.5
Risk 5.5 to Win 5

Clippers -2.5
Risk 6 to Win 5

Raptors +355 ML
Risk 2

Wizards +475 ML
Risk 2


3 Team ML Parlay
Nets +135
Heat -6000
Clippers -165
Risk 2


Clippers -2
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

Heat -10
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

Clippers -1.5
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

So with those bets I go up +11.3 Units for the day


Like I said guys, it's comeback time. The bad beats and 4th quarter collapses weren't going to go on forever.



New Unit Count: 43.1 Units



Like I said, I will be past 100 by Mid-February. I am the best NBA Handicapper, and 31 or 43 units is way too much for me to work with.


6-6 ATS on the year now with most those losses being 4th quarter collapses/bad beats.

[ssk13809]

My 1 and only play tomorrow


3 Team Teaser
Hornets -2
Lakers -0.5
Blazers +13.5
Risk 12 to Win 10

Pending any injuries again, this is final.

Hornets will beat the tired Wizards who gave all their efforts in Dallas. Not to mention, awful 0-24 on the road.
Lakers at home NEED a win and will do so against the average Rockets.
Blazers are overall a good home team and will not get blown out even against the Spurs. Possible win.


I'll be over 50 units tomorrow. And the comeback will continue.