SSK's NBA Thread

[Doc JS]

Oooops.

IDK, Martin...he may have been right about #2 !!!!!

Doc

[BetterBizness]

He will be back... He better be... you donkeys who care about his "bankroll"... Does it really matter... You realize this is EVERY thread he makes right...

[thadchr]

Anyone remember this quote from SSK?

Originally Posted by ssk13809
Sorry maybe a newbie question.
But I'm wondering, how can being good with math help you in sports betting? Like what aspects of math are used in what aspects of sports betting? Basically, how is math used in sports betting?
And you could talk any level of math you want. I just want to see where it might be useful in sports betting.

Not sure why anyone ever cared about this guy so much to begin with, since he never was picking basketball winners, but I think the above quote pretty much sums up this entire thread.

[ssk13809]

So I'm up here at Greenland. And then my Dog reminded something I myself had forgotten.

The Best NBA Handicapper is here

Though it's true I'm buried because of some bad beats (just checked, 76ers turned it over 11 times in the 4th lol), and some bad money management calls from my side (not my team's)....

But if anyone can comeback from this huge burial, it's me. The Best NBA Handicapper. If it can be done, then I should be able to do it since I am the best.

That's basically a summary of what my dog told me.






Returning to action tomorrow. I still have some bankroll left.


It's comeback time!

[ssk13809]

Why close the thread, you completely broke????? Get your $ mgt. back and you'll profit.

Good call bro

[ssk13809]

My LOCK team assures me that he will be back. Probably with a different screen name, mind you.

I started this forum with 1 account and I'm going to stick to it. If I was someone else, I would've come back with a new fresh start hoping to make myself look good. But no that's not me. I am going to bring myself out from the dead and work from the negatives.

[ssk13809]

So let's calculate what I have left to work with.


I was -1.7 coming in to Friday the 13th (or 28th).

My plays:

76ers -2.5
Risk 18 to Win 15


Bulls +1
Risk 7.7 to Win 7


Warriors -4.5
Risk 5.5 to Win 5


Hedge Bet:
...combine
3 Team Teaser
-- Heat -2.5
-- Thunder -2.5
-- Jazz -0.5
Risk 12 to Win 10

&
TimberWolves +265 ML
Risk 5 to Win 13.25


2 Team Teaser
-- Knicks +11.5
-- Suns +8.5
Risk 5.5 to Win 5


3 Team Teaser
-- Heat -2.5
-- Thunder -2.5
-- Nuggets -1.5
Risk 6 to Win 5

And add to these 2 a Pistons 2H +7 Win 5 that I won, and a 3 Team Parlay risk 2 I lost...and of course the stupid Golden State bet losing 35 units.

Which gives me about....

31.8 Units to work with if I did my math right.


More than enough to work with.

[ssk13809]

So yeah it's comeback time. I am the best NBA Handicapper so I should be able to do this. So far I'm 5-6 ATS, and trust me I've had worse 11 game stretches just last year on NFL yet still hit 70% ATS for the year. So not too concerned right now about that. Definitely recoverable and should not have bee season-ending.


My approach will be different. I will be rejoining all my teams. And since it's "comeback mode", my MM team will have aggressive plays. Nonetheless, from my side, there will be more PLAYS and less BS.




Comeback starts tomorrow

[JohnnyD4916]

THE BEST BASKETBALL HANDICAPPER IS BACK

I'm ready for some

[ChileCheese]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Welcome back buddy.
What happened to you and your football picks??
Good Luck buddy... just dont run too soon... NBA is a different beast.

[ssk13809]

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Welcome back buddy.
What happened to you and your football picks??
Good Luck buddy... just dont run too soon... NBA is a different beast.

Nothing happened in football. I was banned from SBR for a month for no reason. Finished 70% ATS for the year. 5-6 so far in NBA, so in comeback mode.

[ChileCheese]

What do you mean no reason??
You must have said something to someone.

[ssk13809]

What do you mean no reason??
You must have said something to someone.

Read my NFL thread

[lenahanj]

welcome back i tailed your picks on that deadly night your broke f*ck you better make up for it

[ssk13809]

welcome back i tailed your picks on that deadly night your broke f*ck you better make up for it

Bad Beats happen. 76ers were in control for 3 quarters, up 20+ points in the 3rd, and in the 4th they get 11 TOs, at home, score 12 allow 30+, and so on on a total collapse. Like I said before, this collapse was comparable to the WTC collapses in 2001.

And my other big loss was Wade getting scratched at the last second for the Miami game. Miami was supposed to win by 3. They won by 1. No doubt they would easily win by 3+ at home against the Pistons with Wade. And that breaks many teasers, forcing a stupid play on GS.


Bad beats happen. Though not very often (though I have witnessed 3 days in a row of 4th Q collapses on my biggest bets).





But it's comeback time. I will surely comeback. The rest is up to you.

[Pete0]

[ssk13809]

As a timeable, I should be over 100 units at latest by March. Earliest by Feb.10.

My goal is to be at 200+ units by playoff time, when I shine the most with my World-Class Playoff team, and I will have the most units to wager.


So this comeback is the real deal. Yes horrible start and odds against me, but after all, I am the best NBA Handicapper and if it's possible then I can do it.

[Full Time Hobo]

Good Luck.
welcome back.
I hope your talking dog helps you pick some winners

[LChruscial85]

[quote=ssk13809;8605739]Bad Beats happen. 76ers were in control for 3 quarters, up 20+ points in the 3rd, and in the 4th they get 11 TOs, at home, score 12 allow 30+, and so on on a total collapse. Like I said before, this collapse was comparable to the WTC collapses in 2001.

And my other big loss was Wade getting scratched at the last second for the Miami game. Miami was supposed to win by 3. They won by 1. No doubt they would easily win by 3+ at home against the Pistons with Wade. And that breaks many teasers, forcing a stupid play on GS.


Bad beats happen. Though not very often (though I have witnessed 3 days in a row of 4th Q collapses on my biggest bets).

SSK stop comparing one of your losses to the world trade center collapses...it's disgusting! teams go on runs, teams turn the ball over, stop acting like crap like this doesn't happen in sportsbetting. comparing a national tragedy to the 76ers losing to the Grizzlies is fukking sick. The Sixers have a losing record for a reason. You aren't the best handicapper....you can't even have a winning record after one week. So just keep posting plays, if you lose....you lose...just deal with it like everyone else...but don't compare a fukkin loss to 9/11, it's disgraceful. Cut that crap out

[BeatTheJerk]

[QUOTE=LChruscial85;8608069]

Bad Beats happen. 76ers were in control for 3 quarters, up 20+ points in the 3rd, and in the 4th they get 11 TOs, at home, score 12 allow 30+, and so on on a total collapse. Like I said before, this collapse was comparable to the WTC collapses in 2001.

And my other big loss was Wade getting scratched at the last second for the Miami game. Miami was supposed to win by 3. They won by 1. No doubt they would easily win by 3+ at home against the Pistons with Wade. And that breaks many teasers, forcing a stupid play on GS.


Bad beats happen. Though not very often (though I have witnessed 3 days in a row of 4th Q collapses on my biggest bets).

SSK stop comparing one of your losses to the world trade center collapses...it's disgusting! teams go on runs, teams turn the ball over, stop acting like crap like this doesn't happen in sportsbetting. comparing a national tragedy to the 76ers losing to the Grizzlies is fukking sick. The Sixers have a losing record for a reason. You aren't the best handicapper....you can't even have a winning record after one week. So just keep posting plays, if you lose....you lose...just deal with it like everyone else...but don't compare a fukkin loss to 9/11, it's disgraceful. Cut that crap out

Spot on.

[dvb02]

This thread is very entertaining!

[LChruscial85]

[quote=BeatTheJerk;8608197]

Spot on.

Lol someone had to say it! The fact that he compares a basketball game to 9/11 really pisses me off.

[ssk13809]

[QUOTE=LChruscial85;8608322]

Lol someone had to say it! The fact that he compares a basketball game to 9/11 really pisses me off.

Calm down. Wade was saying the same thing about if the Heat lose it will be like the WTC collapse all over again

[LChruscial85]

[quote=ssk13809;8608393]

Calm down. Wade was saying the same thing about if the Heat lose it will be like the WTC collapse all over again

Oh I forgot, if D-Wade says it, it's ok.

[big0mar]

[rfr3sh]

Guys going to the Pacers Game Tonight
I will be wearing a pacers jersey..so you KNOW i am there
it is a LOCK in fact that I will be there just ask my team
anyways my LOCK team told me the pacers ML are a LOCK
so we will go all in

[ssk13809]

Guys going to the Pacers Game Tonight
I will be wearing a pacers jersey..so you KNOW i am there
it is a LOCK in fact that I will be there just ask my team
anyways my LOCK team told me the pacers ML are a LOCK
so we will go all in

You really on Pacers ML?
That's not a LOCK. Go to Miami and take their ML if you want a real lock.

[BeatTheJerk]

You really on Pacers ML?
That's not a LOCK. Go to Miami and take their ML if you want a real lock.

He's making fun of you ............. you short yellow bus passenger.

[LChruscial85]

He's making fun of you ............. you short yellow bus passenger.

[ssk13809]

He's making fun of you ............. you short yellow bus passenger.

What is that supposed to mean?
You realize you're talking to SSK?

[ssk13809]

My plays today:


Clippers -3.5
Risk 5.5 to Win 5


Raptors +355 ML
Risk 2

Wizards +475 ML
Risk 2


3 Team ML Parlay
Nets +135
Heat -6000
Clippers -165
Risk 2








Also hired a halftime team. They tell me halftime bets. This is to insure me from late collapses in case they happen. This record will be "Half Time ATS" and will be kept separate from the actual ATS. Though I expect it to better possibly.


Clippers -2 (1st Half)
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

Miami -10 (1st Half)
Risk 2.2 to Win 2

[GoCougs!]

Already back.
Good luck on your plays.

[Grits n' Gravy]

yes. more plays to fade. thanks for making me money shortbusspecialk.

[BeatTheJerk]

yes. more plays to fade. thanks for making me money shortbusspecialk.

[MartinBlank]

Anyone else notice how SSK can't calculate what the parlay payout would be?

I love those.