Patrick how big is your cock?
JJ why am I so hated at SBR?
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#36Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388179
#38nice
Another reason everyone fukkin hates you
Most guys here are about 4.3"Comment -
bradtheblokeSBR MVP
- 07-26-09
- 3175
#39are you banging that trim in your avatar? if so, I hate you.Comment -
KingKolzigSBR Hall of Famer
- 02-02-10
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#40bateman is the fkn man. this guy has chicks (fkn 8's and 9's) all over his sh1t. but this fker doesnt even care, what does he do instead? this fker blows them off and posts here every fkn weekend instead. fkin rebel.
and this mother'fker refreshes the players talk page over 800 times a day. who else has the fkn stamina to do that?
he also makes a fkn thread every 30 minutes, whatever pops in his head. call a friend maybe u say, chat about it? fk that bateman doesnt need real life friends they only hold him back.
and about that weird call in show where the atmosphere was just damp with awkwardness and loshak was like "oh geez" and jj was like "poor guy". that sh1t was planned by bateman for views. dude has the world by the fukkin short hairsComment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
- 18772
#41bateman is the fkn man. this guy has chicks (fkn 8's and 9's) all over his sh1t. but this fker doesnt even care, what does he do instead? this fker blows them off and posts here every fkn weekend instead. fkin rebel. and this mother'fker refreshes the players talk page over 800 times a day. who else has the fkn stamina to do that? he also makes a fkn thread every 30 minutes, whatever pops in his head. call a friend maybe u say, chat about it? fk that bateman doesnt need real life friends they only hold him back. and about that weird call in show where the atmosphere was just damp with awkwardness and loshak was like "oh geez" and jj was like "poor guy". that sh1t was planned by bateman for views. dude has the world by the fukkin short hairs
1) Is 32 and still lives with mommy and daddy in a retirement community in Central Florida
2) Stiffs and slowpays SBR points
3) Does not work
4) Lies about going to Florida State
5) Claims he has a girlfriend yet sexually harasses Shari91 and blames it on his ADD meds
6) Posts a prop threads and stops when he loses
7) Never graduated college and basically lives off his parents
8) Last night claimed he was in the armed forces
The lies and craziness that comes from this stalking sexually harassing little boy are disturbing. His parents must be so proud of their 32 year old baby boyComment -
36mafiaRestricted User
- 11-08-09
- 2389
#42youre everything i want to be when i grow up
<3 my heroComment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#43Good looks? Money? Young women? Well to do parents? Paid for college education and house in Florida? Nice clothes?
Or is it my perfectly surgically enhanced nose? Maybe my smooth skin due to some Botox?
Big unit?
How about my witty banter and the ability to always win a fight? I am also funny?
Clearing 5 figure bonuses at the age of 27?
Why JJ please tell me
Bateman retort- Go have gay sex with the gay clubkids, you gay stiff. Try and plagiarise some more blogs.
I think people are jealous because you think of killing yourself and getting your gorilla prick hard about oxy's.
Your perfectly enhanced nose was probably a result of someone knocking you out and breaking your nose.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#44I would love to see Patrick kick like 20 guys asses here
I doubt many can take him in a fightComment -
will2surviveSBR Hall of Famer
- 11-26-09
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#45Patrick: you're not hated. Some people are going to dislike people and some people get along....simpleComment -
HousemoneySBR MVP
- 09-17-09
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#46I used to dislike you, until I realized how much you hated TTaylor. I can never dislike my enemies enemy. Batemen is now cool with me.
Why hasn't the Savior Dog pic been posted from your meet with Bread yet?Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#47You get f'in botox injections. That is very gay. Do you have camelion skin? Too much tanning? Get your head out of your ass because there are nobody's clearing 5 figure bonuses working for Valpak in your area.Bateman retort- Go have gay sex with the gay clubkids, you gay stiff. Try and plagiarise some more blogs. I think people are jealous because you think of killing yourself and getting your gorilla prick hard about oxy's. Your perfectly enhanced nose was probably a result of someone knocking you out and breaking your nose.
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#48
Guy, lets get things straight here. Your parents own a home there. That is great. Really, it is a great thing. Did you do a thing in your entire life to help them get that home? No. Like I said, I know nobody's who get that every 1/4 working for f'in Valpak. Retards could work for them.
Again, botox at 27/ You are reallly, really gay or say high (I love oxy's) to skin cancer when you are 50.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
- 18772
#49Guy, lets get things straight here. Your parents own a home there. That is great. Really, it is a great thing. Did you do a thing in your entire life to help them get that home? No. Like I said, I know nobody's who get that every 1/4 working for f'in Valpak. Retards could work for them. Again, botox at 27/ You are reallly, really gay or say high to skin cancer when you are 50.
You're a joke. Always have been and always will be.
5 FigureComment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#50Funny, you are good friends of the owner of the Claw, but you know as well as I do, that is where you got in a fight and got kicked out. Of course your fraud ass will say it happened somewhere else. Great friend you have in the owner.Comment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#51Same story, same retort with Flakeman. Called it earlier. Everyone is jealous here. What is funny is when your parents go, as all parents do, and your life is still in shambles. You will lose everything and then call the Gangplank motel in Seaside your home.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#52Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#53Go home BennyComment -
onetrickponySBR Hall of Famer
- 08-23-10
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#56soulja boy- turn my swag on, should be batemans personal anthem
these lyrics are perfect for this thread
i got a question, why they hatin' on me?
i got a question, why they hatin' on me?
i ain't did nothin' to em, but count this money
and put my team on, got my whole clique stuntinComment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#57Trickster this clown tried passing his second cousin's home off as his ownComment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#59
Based on my geographical knowledge of the area and the time of year and where you said you, oh sorry, your parents own a beach house, I would say it was at the claw. The way you come off, I don't see you going anywhere else. You said you were walking home. Were you walking home from Seaside? Don't think so and if so, you are a loser.
Hmmm, family. Family consists of a mother, father, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins. I said a cousin owns a house on Kerr Ave, bayside. I don't own a house, but we are welcomed anytime.
I don't give a rats ass if your dad owns the dam white and blue water tower. Be happy about the house. I'm sure you have great memories as do I.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#61
Go for it suicide/oxy king/let her walk out of the door/ botax () guy.
Find it. Back up your words gorilla dong. I'll wait.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
- 18772
#62Lets break it down for 5 figs kid...........
Based on my geographical knowledge of the area and the time of year and where you said you, oh sorry, your parents own a beach house, I would say it was at the claw. The way you come off, I don't see you going anywhere else. You said you were walking home. Were you walking home from Seaside? Don't think so and if so, you are a loser.
Hmmm, family. Family consists of a mother, father, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins. I said a cousin owns a house on Kerr Ave, bayside. I don't own a house, but we are welcomed anytime.
I don't give a rats ass if your dad owns the dam white and blue water tower. Be happy about the house. I'm sure you have great memories as do I.So sad your daddy was a ditch digger and could not buy his creepy stalker son a house.
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#63Moment of truth Patrickfakeman. Where is it? Where did I say I had a house?
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robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
- 13205
#64
To add, my parents didn't have to buy me a house. I work and pay for my own house.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#65Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#66Comment -
marcolocoSBR MVP
- 07-05-10
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#67i like the name bateman patrickComment -
robmpinkSBR Posting Legend
- 01-09-07
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#68PatrickBrackmanbaitandtackle, where is the post? I'm sure your searching for it. Guy gets kicked out of the Claw, yet he is very good friends with the owner. Hahaha. Sure my botox buddy.Comment
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