Quite possibly the meanest text I have ever sent

[stevek173]

OK so I dumped this bird; she was doing God knows what and not taking my calls or responding to texts so I had my good friend call her. She called my friend right back, then said she was asleep the whole time so I said I am always here as a friend and broke it off.

I had to get a shot in though so I sent this:

"I want to break up with you ten more times. Then again. And again."

Kind of proud of it to be honest. She will always remember me for that.

Anyway.

Good day to you all.

[OmgUrMom]

actually that just makes you seem kind of jealous/heart broken imo.

If you really just didn't give a sh1t about here you wouldn't have felt the need to text her anything after breaking it off

[Jimmy0607]

actually that just makes you seem kind of jealous/heart broken imo. If you really just didn't give a sh1t about here you wouldn't have felt the need to text her anything after breaking it off

Exactly

[Cuse0323]

steviek, the master of what not to do.

[chilidog]

The best thing to do is just leave her alone. No texts, no phone calls. Even if she does text or call you, don't respond, don't answer. Ignore her. The best revenge is for her to see you happy.

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

The best thing to do is just leave her alone. No texts, no phone calls. Even if she does text or call you, don't respond, don't answer. Ignore her. The best revenge is for her to see you happy.

[stevek173]

Agreed on all points.

I am clearly not on point right now.

That simple.

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Trust me, shes thinking about you just as much as your thinking of her. I went through enough b.s. like this in my earlier years.

You'll find someone great in the end just like I did. Never let a bitch bring you down.

[zam77]

Mind over matter stevie. Mind over matter.

[stevek173]

This whole thing got screwed up.

That ass was a good time though.

I'm glad it went down how it did and I come out prego and VD free.

Sodomy is pretty fun to be honest, I recommend it.

[cant call it]

bang her sister

[stevek173]

Her ex husband actually has a hot little gf in her early 20's. He is a total geek and is useless. I might have to take a run at her.

[maersksealand]

OK so I dumped this bird; she was doing God knows what and not taking my calls or responding to texts so I had my good friend call her. She called my friend right back, then said she was asleep the whole time so I said I am always here as a friend and broke it off.

I had to get a shot in though so I sent this:

"I want to break up with you ten more times. Then again. And again."

Kind of proud of it to be honest. She will always remember me for that.

Anyway.

Good day to you all.

i think she left you for a real man

[Ninersnut]

steviek, the master of what not to do.

Exactly.

[stevek173]

Exactly.

Said the guy who gets drunk and runs over his gf

[OmgUrMom]

Said the guy who gets drunk and runs over his gf

nice comeback steve

[Ninersnut]

Didn't run her over more like a clip. She can still make dinner so it's all good.

[stevek173]

Haha that was a decent burn I threw at you there.

I had an itch on my buttcheek so I scratched it.

There was blood - I looked in the mirror and it is a laceration of about 4 inches and it is bleeding purfusely.

I bought a bandaid and some vasaline.

WTF happened to my ass?

sigh.

[OmgUrMom]

lool