This morning I woke up...

swede96 · 03-18-08, 10:54 AM

You are SO lucky that wasn't my front yard.

Deuce · 03-18-08, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by swede96

You are SO lucky that wasn't my front yard.

If it were, I wouldn't be at work right now, possibly would be warm too.

swede96 · 03-18-08, 10:56 AM

Possibly still sleeping whilst I cook you up a nice breakfast.

swede96 · 03-18-08, 10:57 AM

OR you would have woken up cuddling with my stinky dog with a penis drawn on your face.

Deuce · 03-18-08, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by swede96

Possibly still sleeping whilst I cook you up a nice breakfast.

Deuce · 03-18-08, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by swede96

OR you would have woken up cuddling with my stinky dog with a penis drawn on your face.

jjgold · 03-18-08, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Deuce

Found myself laying in the middle of a front yard with only my boxers on. Asshole feels fine so I am alright. I was freezing, still am, it was raining and about 36 degrees. I had to walk a few miles in only my boxers to find my car. Drove home, washed up, drank some Irish coffee. I am now at work so I can gamble tonight. This shit never ends.

Deuce ever think of enrolling in AA??
You and Quebbler are fukkin drunks

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:01 AM

Deuce, I feel ya, dude. My avitar is from Saturday. About an hour after that was taken, I was falling down, crying hysterically (not about falling, that was FUNNY!), then throwing up, then crying more, then falling more, then my boyfriend had to change me and carry me to bed, then I puked again....or so I've been told...everything after that picture was a blur.

jjgold · 03-18-08, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by swede96

Deuce, I feel ya, dude. My avitar is from Saturday. About an hour after that was taken, I was falling down, crying hysterically (not about falling, that was FUNNY!), then throwing up, then crying more, then falling more, then my boyfriend had to change me and carry me to bed, then I puked again....or so I've been told...everything after that picture was a blur.

Not funny...you need help

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:03 AM

It actually IS pretty damn funny if you ask me.

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:04 AM

I do feel bad for my BF, though. He thought he ws getting laid...instead he had to listen to me bitch and puke for a few hours only to have to go out and get me ginger ale in the morning...then come back and make me breakfast. I am the luckiest girl in the world.

jjgold · 03-18-08, 11:05 AM

man..............I am glad I do not date

Quebb Diesel · 03-18-08, 11:08 AM

jj i got too hammered last night i skipped my classes today!

OLGC_Slayer · 03-18-08, 11:11 AM

I had a rough night last night too bro. I finally got rid of the butter face I picked up last night. Nice girl but she can't take a hint.
Always use a jimmy hat fellas.

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:13 AM

I hate that expression. HATE it. That's what the tough girls called me in high school. You should have SEEN some of them!

Personally, I like my face (yes, even the one in this picture), but shit...I felt like saying to a few of them: "Well, at least I have a body."

OLGC_Slayer · 03-18-08, 11:18 AM

OK what do you call it when a girls body is way way way better than her face? I mean I am one ugly motherphucka but she came along willingly. Im sure she is telling all her friends today how she phucked some ugly short fat buzzcutted and bearded dude she picked up at the Brunswick House.
Anyways, again, glad I used and always use protection. I'm so hungover I'm seeing sideways.
Yeah there is nothing wrong with your face. Your not a butter face.

Quebb Diesel · 03-18-08, 11:19 AM

i have neither swede...i think im about to jump!

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:20 AM

No, that's what you call a girl with a better body than her face...I'm just still a little bitter for being falsely accused just because I rarely wear make up and when I do, it is less than 10 pounds worth. Carry on. I just had to vent.

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Quebb Diesel

i have neither swede...i think im about to jump!

Shut up...you have both and you know it.

Quit fishing for compliments.

Sportsgirl · 03-18-08, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by OLGC_Slayer

OK what do you call it when a girls body is way way way better than her face? I mean I am one ugly motherphucka but she came along willingly. Im sure she is telling all her friends today how she phucked some ugly short fat buzzcutted and bearded dude she picked up at the Brunswick House.
Anyways, again, glad I used and always use protection. I'm so hungover I'm seeing sideways.
Yeah there is nothing wrong with your face. Your not a butter face.

that was you?

j/k ... it was out there and I couldn't resist ....

Quebb Diesel · 03-18-08, 11:22 AM

hooked one!

swede96 · 03-18-08, 11:29 AM

That you did, you little stinker.

OLGC_Slayer · 03-18-08, 11:35 AM

well my story is true, if less dramatic. i keep forgetting this site is full of degenerates.

Deuce · 03-18-08, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by OLGC_Slayer

well my story is true, if less dramatic. i keep forgetting this site is full of degenerates.

My story is true, embarassing yet true.

JJ, I was drinking from 11am til 1am. I dont remember anything after about 8pm. I can't wait til next year already.

Chi_archie · 08-14-12, 10:28 PM

Deuce, glad you cut back

King Mayan · 08-14-12, 10:29 PM

I think chi wants to get banned?

mathdotcom · 08-14-12, 10:30 PM

Now Deuce wakes up on his sofa with a donut in one hand and his prikk in the other

The Kraken · 08-14-12, 10:32 PM

Sounds like your cholesterol dropped under 500. Probably put your body into shock and you became disoriented. Glad you're doing better Deuce.

Brock Landers · 08-14-12, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by mathdotcom

Now Deuce wakes up on his sofa with a donut in one hand and his prikk in the other

Deuce · 08-14-12, 10:36 PM

I drink a few times a month now. I was 22 years old then. Man, where does the time go?