Things to be concluded from Shari involvement on the forums

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  • mrmarket
    SBR MVP
    • 01-26-10
    • 4953

    #1
    Things to be concluded from Shari involvement on the forums
    1)Male gamblers as a whole are sexually starved social maladroits. You could walk a garbage can attached with two balloons and lubricated baseball mit into a sportsbook/poker room and 75% of people there would have sex with it. The same holds true for forums related to the subjects.
    2)Attraction of the female is expressed in two forms:
    a)Insulting, stalking and cajoling the female in question
    b)Defending her honor at every opportunity while decrying the actions of group a by calling them derivatives of point 1.
    3)No consideration is given to the quality of personal candidacy. Unemployed, broke, criminal record,burnout, no personality = orgasm inducing casanova
  • Grandmaster B
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-05-09
    • 6035

    #2
    Originally posted by mrmarket
    1)Male gamblers as a whole are sexually starved social maladroits. You could walk a garbage can attached with two balloons and lubricated baseball mit into a sportsbook/poker room and 75% of people there would have sex with it. The same holds true for forums related to the subjects.
    2)Attraction of the female is expressed in two forms:
    a)Insulting, stalking and cajoling the female in question
    b)Defending her honor at every opportunity while decrying the actions of group a by calling them derivatives of point 1.
    3)No consideration is given to the quality of personal candidacy. Unemployed, broke, criminal record,burnout, no personality = orgasm inducing casanova
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    • hhsilver
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-07-07
      • 7374

      #3
      Shari : Bebe (when she got boobs ) :: the boys of SBR : the boys of South Park

      If you haven't seen it, google "bebe got boobs"
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      • Boner_18
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-24-08
        • 8301

        #4
        4) the best way to get attention and generate threads/hits is to ghost as a female.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82624

          #5
          It's amazing what kind of breed SBR posters are. All year long they bragg about how good in bed they are with their girlfriends or how many chicks they can pull every weekend when going out but when a female posts in a forum they all harass her like dogs in heat.
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          • BeatTheJerk
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-19-07
            • 31794

            #6
            This just in. Shari has a vagina ............ Hopefully it is kept trimly.
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            • no1here
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-09
              • 5914

              #7
              I do not believe Shari to be a ghost and I appreciate her here greatly. A ghost of who as only a handful here are on her level and JJ is not one of them. Not disputing the sex part and going to Australia would be live long dream.
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              • milwaukee mike
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 08-22-07
                • 26914

                #8
                shari is awesome, always well spoken and interesting
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                • shari91
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-23-10
                  • 32661

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Boner_18
                  4) the best way to get attention and generate threads/hits is to ghost as a female.
                  If I'm a ghost, then whomever's ghost I am needs to look into making a profit from this whole posting thing. Between talking about my life candidly, having a tennis thread, talking in the subforums and PT, talking in Chat and talking to several long-term posters on the phone, whomever created me deserves to at least be POTY, if they're managing to have another account at the same time??

                  Maybe, just maybe, Shari does exist. Hard to believe I'm sure for a few of you ding a lings but it just may be true.
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                  • jjgold
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-20-05
                    • 388179

                    #10
                    Great post marketman
                    I do not defend her though
                    Not insecure
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                    • obamaismyuncle
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-31-08
                      • 17801

                      #11
                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                      It's amazing what kind of breed SBR posters are. All year long they bragg about how good in bed they are with their girlfriends or how many chicks they can pull every weekend when going out but when a female posts in a forum they all harass her like dogs in heat.
                      you are talking about yourself here, right? You're more infatuated with Shari than any other male poster is.
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                      • MBENZ
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-07-07
                        • 5238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                        It's amazing what kind of breed SBR posters are. All year long they bragg about how good in bed they are with their girlfriends or how many chicks they can pull every weekend when going out but when a female posts in a forum they all harass her like dogs in heat.
                        What are you saying Pavy,some of these guys might be embellishing the truth?
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                        • shari91
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-23-10
                          • 32661

                          #13
                          Originally posted by obamaismyuncle
                          you are talking about yourself here, right? You're more infatuated with Shari than any other male poster is.
                          No, Pavy is a sweetheart as are the majority of the guys on here. He was inquisitive about my existence on another forum and a simple, and lovely, phone conversation answered his questions. (I hope.) There's a lot of funny business that happens in forumland but I can honestly say I'm not part of it. Like me or not, I am indeed a woman who gambles and will continue to post here. I'm no longer going to worry about proving it anymore because I feel I've done that enough and quite frankly I'm a bit bored of it.

                          And this isn't directed at you Obama. I'm still laughing my ass off at all of these threads and some of the tinfoil hat posts contained within.
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                          • stealthyburrito
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 05-12-09
                            • 21562

                            #14
                            75%?? more like 90%.

                            market stop giving us the benefit of the doubt with your low estimation.
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