I mean come on. Coming into the year I can't lie, I thought the Giants were mediocre. But as the games passed I began to like the defense more and more and the passing defense got better and better and my hopes were at an all time high after dominating the Vikes in tough conditions. Now, if you would have asked me two weeks ago if the Giants would beat Philly I would have said no. We just don't beat Philly. But they showed a ton of heart in the first game and I really thought coming in we had a good chance. Fast forward to half time, 24-3. I am on cloud 9. I think we have a big year in store for us and then slowly but surely any true blue Giants fan felt the wheels falling off way before they actually did. What the **** happened today? Let me start with maybe my most hated Giant ever (before today even).
Matt Dodge you motherfucking piece of shit. I mean come on. You look at the guy sure he has a cannon leg but he just isn't a football player. Whether he is dropping the ball, shanking it, or kicking low liners the guy is a misery. Go watch his reaction to the one punt this year he placed inside the 5. It was like he won the Super Bowl. The true epitome of a loser. That is your job, stop celebrating. This guy can't be on the Giants by Wednesday for his own safety. He has been public enemy number one all year and when your own coach calls you out for not being able to trust you to directional kick it that is the writing on the wall. The guy is a bum and I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with his punts in the future. Sure there is the glimmer of hope his tremendous leg will one day bring him this confidence and accuracy. But, until then this guy belongs punting on the practice field. He has no confidence and for good reason. He looks confused. Jeff Feagles we miss you. We know you would have placed it nicely out of bounds 35 yards down field like any normal punter would have. **** it Dodge, you can't directional kick? Kick it into the stands, just don't kick it to the man that terrorizes the Giants in all types of ways. I was at the game last year on SNF where DeSean killed us with a big pass and punt return. I know, Matt Dodge wasn't there but someone could have told him.
Next my fury turns to the special teams coordinator. Look, your job involves what? Like 4 plays per quarter on a good day excluding field goals and extra points? How about on the god damn kick return against an aggressive Eagles team that needs to find ways to score quick how about you say "**** the kick return, we will take it at the 20, front line, stay home for the onside kick." Thats all! If they kick it over your head sure your blocking isn't set up but up 14 it doesn't need to be. Absolutley ridiculous that not one Giants player was thinking onside kick in that spot. Nothing else to say.
Then playcalling. I swear to god you give this guy a lead and his asshole tightens up tighter then BobbyFks. I mean from the time the 2nd half kicked off this guy had no intentions of scoring. **** the Eagles, run the offense and if you run up the score then you run it up. They are the biggest douche bag team on the planet. They built the lead picking on Patterson (he is terrible) throwin the ball 25 times and running 15. The 2nd half they just wanted to run every play. He blew the Chargers game last year in similar fashion. Eli was on fire in first half and we come out and run the 1st 3 plays to go three and out. It's not like 21 points is insurmountable.
And a big **** you to DeSean Jackson. You are extremley fast, extremley elusive, and with your small frame it is impressive you made it to where you are but!!!!!! Why not just cross the goal line? Every ******* time this guy scores a touchdown he has to backpedal in, run sideways, drop the ball before he crosses, or around and fall in. Seriously the NFL wants to nit pick shit I feel like this is one of the biggest acts of disrespect you can do on a football field. Yet the will fine you if you celebrate in the end zone too much. How about you cut the shit with this guy. Thats backyard shit, not grown men stuff. One day someone is going to cheap shot him and then we will see if they do anything. I hope he gets his head knocked off. I know I sound like a whiny bitch Giant fan but **** you too.
Matt Dodge you motherfucking piece of shit. I mean come on. You look at the guy sure he has a cannon leg but he just isn't a football player. Whether he is dropping the ball, shanking it, or kicking low liners the guy is a misery. Go watch his reaction to the one punt this year he placed inside the 5. It was like he won the Super Bowl. The true epitome of a loser. That is your job, stop celebrating. This guy can't be on the Giants by Wednesday for his own safety. He has been public enemy number one all year and when your own coach calls you out for not being able to trust you to directional kick it that is the writing on the wall. The guy is a bum and I feel bad for anyone who has to deal with his punts in the future. Sure there is the glimmer of hope his tremendous leg will one day bring him this confidence and accuracy. But, until then this guy belongs punting on the practice field. He has no confidence and for good reason. He looks confused. Jeff Feagles we miss you. We know you would have placed it nicely out of bounds 35 yards down field like any normal punter would have. **** it Dodge, you can't directional kick? Kick it into the stands, just don't kick it to the man that terrorizes the Giants in all types of ways. I was at the game last year on SNF where DeSean killed us with a big pass and punt return. I know, Matt Dodge wasn't there but someone could have told him.
Next my fury turns to the special teams coordinator. Look, your job involves what? Like 4 plays per quarter on a good day excluding field goals and extra points? How about on the god damn kick return against an aggressive Eagles team that needs to find ways to score quick how about you say "**** the kick return, we will take it at the 20, front line, stay home for the onside kick." Thats all! If they kick it over your head sure your blocking isn't set up but up 14 it doesn't need to be. Absolutley ridiculous that not one Giants player was thinking onside kick in that spot. Nothing else to say.
Then playcalling. I swear to god you give this guy a lead and his asshole tightens up tighter then BobbyFks. I mean from the time the 2nd half kicked off this guy had no intentions of scoring. **** the Eagles, run the offense and if you run up the score then you run it up. They are the biggest douche bag team on the planet. They built the lead picking on Patterson (he is terrible) throwin the ball 25 times and running 15. The 2nd half they just wanted to run every play. He blew the Chargers game last year in similar fashion. Eli was on fire in first half and we come out and run the 1st 3 plays to go three and out. It's not like 21 points is insurmountable.
And a big **** you to DeSean Jackson. You are extremley fast, extremley elusive, and with your small frame it is impressive you made it to where you are but!!!!!! Why not just cross the goal line? Every ******* time this guy scores a touchdown he has to backpedal in, run sideways, drop the ball before he crosses, or around and fall in. Seriously the NFL wants to nit pick shit I feel like this is one of the biggest acts of disrespect you can do on a football field. Yet the will fine you if you celebrate in the end zone too much. How about you cut the shit with this guy. Thats backyard shit, not grown men stuff. One day someone is going to cheap shot him and then we will see if they do anything. I hope he gets his head knocked off. I know I sound like a whiny bitch Giant fan but **** you too.
