Read my blog later tonight if you want to make yourself feel better

[ttwarrior1]

I am gonna blog my life story. Nobody can beat it. you will feel great about yourself afterwards

[Quagmire27]

I only enjoy comedies, no drama, make it funny too

[Powderguy]

This is gonna be classic

[Jrod124]

looking forward to it. warrior always has interesting stories

[Tuna Fish Riot]

Sure. Why not. Can't go wrong with a guy named tittywarrior.

[Brock Landers]

Lets see it guy

[ttwarrior1]

be up in a few minutes, not sure how long it can be. I will start from birth till now

[GiveMeaBJ]

Just use proper grammar.

[Powderguy]

Oh man, top 10 thread of the year coming up

[Michaelmakesit]

this should be classic

cant wait

[ttwarrior1]

my blog is up. Its only a rough draft. It will take me days to complete it to the way i want. I haven't even really gotten started yet. Mainly just my childhood to the age of 16 so far.

If you read the end , that will be what i post next.

[onetrickpony]

story tellin at its finest

[lyon804]

Wow, I am speechlees. Can't believe your life is that bad, or can't believe you would share.

[Jrod124]

looking forward to part 2 warrior. Hopefully your luck will change

Sad stuff here

[iifold]

Post a link...

[Mikail]

definitely a good read. ready for more.

[ttwarrior1]

click under my name, and click my sbr blog, i think

[ttwarrior1]

don't worry, im a happy person 90 percent of the time. Wouldnt mind if we all died in 2012 or whenver that is though on mayan calander

[maxcraft]

here's the link...

http://ttwarrior1.mysbrforum.com/blog/34735-my-life-story-birth.html

[Jrod124]

"How i lost a Fantasy football league with 11 id's , all being me and the 1 other real manager wins the league, when i promised
the winner 10 thousand dollars"


that is insane man, u may be the unluckiest guy alive

[shari91]

This is a very remarkable story and I think many of us couldn't imagine experiencing half of what you have already in your life. The fact that you have decided to share this with us will help to put many things into perspective whenever I question how good of a parent I am to my son. Thank you tt. It was very brave of you to put yourself out there like that but I'm grateful you trust us enough to do so. I look forward to reading the rest of what you have to say and I truly wish you a lifetime filled with happiness from this point forward.

PS - If you ever want to practice talking to a female before doing so IRL, just let me know and I'll be happy to have a chat with you whenever you like.

[iifold]

The King is ready to practice talking to a chick....

[iifold]

crazy stuff here warrior..

your due to hit a 9 teamer it looks like..

keep pluggin away...

[bobbyfk]

Born on august 31st 1972 in morganfield, ky. Dad was in the army back from vietnam. He was shot in vietman but would never talk
about it. We moved to switzerland when i was around 1 and lived there and in france, germany and england up to the age of six,
On the way back home. We where at the airport and i refused to get on the plane and was scared and crying. They said why. I said that
the plane looks different then the others.I even remember seeing a flame shooting out of the engine. I called it the big round thing
on the back. I then took off running. They could not find me so we had to take another flight. Guess what happened? The other plane crashed
with no survivors. Too this day, i don't even remember what city i was in, i never even asked my parents ever. All i know is that it happened.
Im stunned to this day, ive never done a web search for plane crashes in the early 70's from europe. I almost did once but for some reason
I don't.
After dad was discharged from the army we moved back to a little city in kentucky. As a baby i was told i cried, cried
and cried, and that i was cursed by the devil. I know this because anytime a baby was around,, people would always say
that i cried and believed i was cursed by the devil.

One of my earliest childhood memories was in kindergarten and we had to color a picture of abe lincoln. She
said we could color it anyway we wanted so i colored him black. After i handed it in, she twisted my ear and asked
why i colored him black. I said he doesn't look white too me, looks kind of dark complected. She then said there
will never be a black president. The only black kid in class laughed his ass off when i showed him the pic.
I then went to a catholic school and when i was in the first grade, some guys from the 8th grade tied me up in the bathroom and said
they were gonna hang me to death. yes a real hanging. Yes they really did try to kill me. Not sure why, i was six years old.
I was in the bathroom stall hanging and choking to death. I have no idea how but after a few seconds or minutes. I can't really remember
but i got myself done and out of it. I then remember the stunned looks on there faces as i walked back to class as i had to walk by
there class to get to mine. Too this day, anytime i see one of them, they give me this look and i give them one back. Doesn't happen to often
that i bump into one but the look i give them is kind of like, yep I'm a bad ass and you'll pay for what you did for the rest of your life.

I was a great athlete when i was young. I was the all star baseball player and was a good tennis player from the very first time I played. One of the
jealous kids in the 3rd grade then started a rumor that i was gay. Everyone liked him and he was very popular. I thought i was also, but up until
the 9th grade i was tagged as gay boy. My parents didn't even know and i never once talked to a girl during school. Hard to talk
to someone when they won't talk to you. I continued to kick ass in baseball , tennis , football and basketball. I was the best basketball player in school
and everyone knew it. I couldn't play though, because i was the gay boy. I forgot to mention i was beat up everyday even though
i was the tallest and the biggest. I didn't care. I could take it and nothing i can do and i would never let my parents know.
I remember one day i was very sick . In catholic school you went to church 2 days a week at 9 am till 10. One day after taking
communion , i went outside and threw up.
The nun sister, then grabbed my ear and twisted it around and said i was cursed by the devil. She then told me all catholics
are right and everyone else in the world was wrong. I knew right then and there that she was wrong and i would fake being catholic perhaps
for the rest of my life. I even knew the pastor or Father was gay. But who am i to say, im suppovely the gay boy..
From the age of 9 till the age of 11 , i don't think i said more than 500 total words. I only speak unless im spoken too and after
being hit over and over , i started to develop some speech trouble and i still have today,. I sometimes get tongue tied
and stutter.
I was the star lineman and defensive end on the little league football team. The coaches all said there sons were, but i knew and
so did everyone else that i was the best. I never played another game after the 6th grade till my senior year. I will talk about that late.
My mom had affairs as a child . Before taking me to the football game, she would drive out to the woods and had an affair with a certain guy,
while i was in the backseat burning up. I then missed the van that would take me to the game. I ended up missing the last game as
I know believe i had a heat stroke and my mom didn't even take me to the doctor in fear i would say something to dad.
I lived next to a bar as a child . The bar closed down when i was 16 because it was close to town and the cops wanted the area to be
clean and would pull over too many people. My millionaire grandpa that wouldnt give a dime to anyone also closed down because his
grandkids were getting close to an age where they could start drinking and he would return to full time farming.

One day i was driving down the road with my dad and i accidently waived at the guy my mom was having an affair with. My dad also
waived, they knew eachother from school and also went to the same bar. My dad bartended there on weekends after his regular job
during the week. I would be there almost eveyday playing pool and pacman.
After i waived, my dad turned to me and said how do i know him. He said you saw him with your mother , he kept saying it over and over and screaming until i started to cry and say yes.

When we got home , my parents got into an argument. My mom didn't deny it and she said that he went out with bar women after the bar closed also and he didn't say much after that. Even though they were still married, it was pretty much all over at that point until they finally divorced in 94.
That nite, my mom stabbed my dad and it was one of the most horrific things ive ever seen. He didn't even go to the hospital even though i seen it
go in about 2 or 3 inches. Im still stunned over it till this day.
A week doesn't go by i don't think about it.
When i was in the 4th grade, me and my cousin was having an argument about a beer can. A crushed beer can was across the road. I said it was a pabst blue ribbon, he said it was something else.
I then crossed the road to see what it was and bam. A car going about 30 mph hits me and i fly up in the air according to witnesses and even broke
the windshield. I then got up and ran. People thought i was dead. I was crying, because my mom and died got out of the house and started screaming at me because i broke a windshield and didnt see the car.
They didn't care about me, just that persons car and if they owed any money for it. I guess i didnt' receive any damage from it even though as i somehow
convinced most people that it didn't even hit me and it only hit my hand and i fell down. No idea how i did that.
people said i hit the car hard and ground hard. I still say to this day,, that car pulled out at the restaurant about 100 feet away and didn't see me. No idea how she could of hit me . She was an old lady on top of that. At least 60 back then seemed old.
My teacher at school then forced me to get in front of the class and talk about my experience of getting hit by the car.
WTF???????????????????/ Why did she do that to me.
I have a sister that was born blind and 5 years younger then me. She is also mentally handicapped but not as bad as someone
that looks mentally challenged. Most blinds are cross eyed or you can tell by looking. You can't tell at first glance that she is blind. She knows basic stuff
and loves to sing and listen to music.
Is it any wonder why my dad got drunk everyday and i never once remember him being sober? He was sober the first hour he was awake i guess but then i wanted him drunk. I liked him better drunk.
When i was in the 6th grade he shot at me with a bow and missed me by a half inch maybe. How can someone do that?? The arrow went right into the wall.
I don't even think he remembered it. It was never mentioned and i never told anyone until now.
I finally graduated from catholic school and now going to high school. Not sure how or what happened, but i was no longer gay boy and everyone in the catholic school was cool to me, even the babes.
I still never even kissed a girl yet.. In fact to this day, i haven't kissed or had sex with a women since 1993. Why?? I don't know. I get
too choked up. Im broke, no money, live with mom. I also think nobody wanted to date anyone that has to take care of a blind sister
and uncle with alzhieimers everyday. I talk to women all the time. It doesn't help being 350 pounds and no job.
The last time i tried to talk to a women, i almost hyperventilated

I will finish this later. This may take days as i get it all straighted out

In my next posts i will talk about getting busted on 3 way calling with all 3 women i was talking too. Jumping off the ohio
bridge in evansville indiana. Getting drunk and getting laid for the first time. The first time i drank tequila. When the social workers
tried to take my sister away. Jumping a fence and running with the lineman on the bengals. Standing barbell curling 230 pounds and losing
my hearing.. Going from 230 pounds to 195 to 280 in 3 months, to 350, down to 280 and how i got to almost 400 pounds.
How i saved my life with cayenne pepper powder and apple cider vinegar. How ive lost almost 100 k at the casinos in the last ten years,
How i lost a fantasy football league with 11 id's , all being me and the 1 other real manager wins the league, when i promised
the winner 10 thousand dollars.

thank you for sharing

[Mikail]

Never lose hope. God has a plan for all of us. Some are rewarded in this life and the hereafter. Some are rewarded in this life but are punished in the hereafter. Some are dealt hardship in this life but have a great reward in the hereafter and some are punished in this life and in the hereafter. Be the best person you can be. You choose your destiny. God is gracious and merciful. This life is just temporary the hereafter is eternal. Perhaps you are being tested with hardship by God. My point is develop a relationship with the creator and you will find peace if God wills it.

[shari91]

The King is ready to practice talking to a chick....

Whenever you're ready to learn foldie, let me know.

You're calling me though!! My call to Wally was expensive enough for me to have learned my lesson.

[iifold]

PM me the details..

[ApricotSinner32]

Shari is looking for love. Who will give it to her?

[AribaAriba]

interesting, what a way to start the day

[shari91]

Shari is looking for love. Who will give it to her?

I have enough love in my life as it is. But I'm pretty content and secure with who I am and what my life is all about so I see nothing wrong with talking to certain people on here. I've accidentally made some great real life friends thanks to SBR. In fact one is coming over this week for a glass, or 8, of wine.

[iifold]

if youre gonna be chirpin like songbird about what goes on... were not gonna work out shizzle...

[stevek173]

Nice one Warrior. i enjoyed it. Stick to you guns man you'll be OK.

[shari91]

if youre gonna be chirpin like songbird about what goes on... were not gonna work out shizzle...

Loose lips sink ships foldie. I promise yours, and everyone else's secrets are safe with me.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Wow, I am speechlees. Can't believe your life is that bad, or can't believe you would share.

It is called honesty and a show of character. Not at all suprised you not understanding, as you have none.

[ttwarrior1]

the good stuff comes later. Hmm i have a chance to talk to sharii