2008-Convenience store gambler/square a$$ people/total a$$hole

[JBC77]

I get up to go to work. Hit the local ghandi mart for a coffee, maybe a newspaper,snack....daily. I swear to f!@#ing God, there is always some a$$hole in the store getting his gamble on. From what I can gather there is three main types of convenience store gambler/a$$hole.

1. The poor black guy who brings his play 3/play 4 numbers on a hand written sheet. Usually plays back up. Holds the line up by an average of 10 to 15 minutes. By the time you get to pay for your snack.....you want to kill the guy.

2. The scratch ticket a$$hole. This person can be black or white. Usually white. Plays a million 2 dollar ACES HIGH games....gambles in store. May scratch tickets on the coffee machine area. You thank him for filling the state coffers.

3. Old lady. Prefers scratch tickets. Like....a million different f!@#$ing tickets. Plays numbers. Feels bad about blowing the SS check.

I always feel like schooling these a$$holes on odds. Read the back of the ticket a$$hole.

[SBR Lou]

1. The poor black guy who brings his play 3/play 4 numbers on a hand written sheet. Usually plays back up. Holds the line up by an average of 10 to 15 minutes. By the time you get to pay for your snack.....you want to kill the guy.

Careful, we have some ultra sensitive types on board who may misinterpret this comment.

Either way good post bro. Usually always an old lady scratching something off at the corner deli I go to.

[rake922]

I think about winning the lottery every single day at least once...


It's ironic because I never even play the lottery... AT ALL

[dodif]

I get up to go to work. Hit the local ghandi mart for a coffee, maybe a newspaper,snack....daily. I swear to f!@#ing God, there is always some a$$hole in the store getting his gamble on. From what I can gather there is three main types of convenience store gambler/a$$hole.

1. The poor black guy who brings his play 3/play 4 numbers on a hand written sheet. Usually plays back up. Holds the line up by an average of 10 to 15 minutes. By the time you get to pay for your snack.....you want to kill the guy.

2. The scratch ticket a$$hole. This person can be black or white. Usually white. Plays a million 2 dollar ACES HIGH games....gambles in store. May scratch tickets on the coffee machine area. You thank him for filling the state coffers.

3. Old lady. Prefers scratch tickets. Like....a million different f!@#$ing tickets. Plays numbers. Feels bad about blowing the SS check.

I always feel like schooling these a$$holes on odds. Read the back of the ticket a$$hole.

after reading this I am never coming to this site again.

[rake922]

after reading this I am never coming to this site again.

see ya....

[capitalist pig]

I get up to go to work. Hit the local ghandi mart for a coffee, maybe a newspaper,snack....daily. I swear to f!@#ing God, there is always some a$$hole in the store getting his gamble on. From what I can gather there is three main types of convenience store gambler/a$$hole.

I always feel like schooling these a$$holes on odds. Read the back of the ticket a$$hole.

LOL, I love that term "convenience store gambler" I see them everytime Im paying for gas. Something Ive noticed is all the losing scratch off tickets in the parking lots, maybe even surpassing cig butts, not only are they losing but they are leaving their trash as well.

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