Ex Girlfriend tried to write herself a $85000 check today.

Brock Landers · 11-17-10, 10:31 PM

85K huh LOL

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by Brock Landers

85K huh LOL

Guess she didnt think I was gonna notice.Stupid ass goes to a neighborhood branch that dosen't have over $25000 in the drawer.

NrmlCurvSurfr · 11-17-10, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

Glad they put that bitch in jail,she stole my checkbook though it was misplaced somewhere until today when I got a call from the bank .They said a young lady was their trying to cash one of my checks for $85000 .She stayed at the bank until me and the police showed up.

DrStale · 11-17-10, 10:33 PM

They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.

Theres more than $12 in that one.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 10:38 PM

Guess she thought it was "Help Yourself Wednesday."

Extra Innings · 11-17-10, 10:41 PM

Story Telling Down

BatemanPatrickl · 11-17-10, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

Guess she didnt think I was gonna notice.Stupid ass goes to a neighborhood branch that dosen't have over $25000 in the draw.

Anyone else see the irony in this sentence?

flyingillini · 11-17-10, 10:42 PM

Does she like ya to the yo?

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Does she like ya to the yo?

I have no idea she never did that shit around me.

Lint Pockets · 11-17-10, 10:44 PM

that was an entertaining story even though it was fiction.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by Lint Pockets

that was an entertaining story even though it was fiction.

I wish it was fiction Lint Pockets.

jeffksu · 11-17-10, 10:48 PM

Write a check and go bail her out...She wants and needs you and only you tonight...You may want to check the draw** in your chest of draw's to make sure all your stuff is still there...

Brock Landers · 11-17-10, 10:50 PM

Hot checks that size draw the feds, not local pigs

dtp · 11-17-10, 10:50 PM

haha there's no way this is true. you should have tried a more reasonable amount.

pavyracer · 11-17-10, 10:51 PM

Here is my advice to you. Find the nearest cliff in your area and jump off from it head first.

mtneer1212 · 11-17-10, 10:55 PM

85K? I guess 50K wasn't enough.........

paco · 11-17-10, 11:00 PM

Duff85 · 11-17-10, 11:00 PM

Even Taylor's fictional girlfriends are borderline retarded, suppose they would have to be to like him.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by mtneer1212

85K? I guess 50K wasn't enough.........

I guess she wanted to round off the account.

MartinBlank · 11-17-10, 11:01 PM

Go easy guys.

Taylor cashed out of the market for millions a few years ago. He rolls like this.

Someone give him points for a pizza.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:02 PM

I really dont get it her parents own a potato chip company.

sneak-a-peak · 11-17-10, 11:02 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

They must have been tipped off when they checked the account and found 12 dollars in it.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

Go easy guys.

Taylor cashed out of the market for millions a few years ago. He rolls like this.

Someone give him points for a pizza.

I have not ,and never will order a SBR pizza.

pavyracer · 11-17-10, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

I really dont get it her parents own a potato chip company.

She found a hamburger for sure like yourself to eat her chips with.

Tree Rollins · 11-17-10, 11:07 PM

No one tries to 'cash' a stolen check for 85K. It doesn't make sense on so many different levels.

Deuce · 11-17-10, 11:09 PM

85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.

Patrick McIrish · 11-17-10, 11:10 PM

harlee71 · 11-17-10, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.

You two are are too much.

One was having a chat with a billionaire CEO in a bar last night and the other has a GF stealing 85k from her today. DAMN. I need what these guys are drinking! Sounds like a nice place to visit!

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

85k in a checking account? LOL you're clueless. Probably 8.50 you fukking dick jockey.

You were sucking Home Depot balls last night buddy how did that go?

Deuce · 11-17-10, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by harlee71

You two are are too much.

One was having a chat with a billionaire CEO in a bar last night and the other has a GF stealing 85k from her today. DAMN. I need what these guys are drinking! Sounds like a nice place to visit!

Sad part is, I really was. 85k cmon.

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:20 PM

tltaylor89 · 11-17-10, 11:22 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Sad part is, I really was. 85k cmon.

You really thing thaat guy hastime to talk to you about a fuking 24 cent dividend.Check fraud happens everyday son.

firedawg · 11-17-10, 11:24 PM

too funny to see broke landers in a bad check thread