Should I tell her I lost kids college fund tonight?

[pavyracer]

Guys this is serious. I have lost 20 dimes tonight following Winnie the Pouch. I went 2-5 and I practically wiped out my kids college fund. My wife is out on a business trip and will not be back till the 13th. I have 3 days to come up with a believable story (not like Baus). What should I do?

File for divorce before she comes back?
Make up a story about losing it on the stock market?
Hire a lawyer to defend me?
Make a video?

Please help me,

pavyracer

P.S. Please do not be deceived by my nice looks. I am a bad liar.

[MadCapper]

sarcasm at its finest.

valuable lesson here.

[Deuce]

Another barreled in degenerate.

[pico]

Guys this is serious. I have lost 20 dimes tonight following Winnie the Pouch. I went 2-5 and I practically wiped out my kids college fund. My wife is out on a business trip and will not be back till the 13th. I have 3 days to come up with a believable story (not like Baus). What should I do?

File for divorce before she comes back?
Make up a story about losing it on the stock market?
Hire a lawyer to defend me?
Make a video?

Please help me,

pavyracer

P.S. Please do not be deceived by my nice looks. I am a bad liar.

dude, who is this pooch? you risked 20k because of his picks? damn. btw, nc covered, you're 3-4 tonight.

[robmpink]

Didn't you hit mad 3 mad futures that would keep you ok?

[brock]

The kids can always be professional dishwashers when they grow up

[Wrigley]

Call JJgolds Aunt

[pokernut9999]

Astrive has student loans up to 40k

[babaoriley]

Pavy,
Make a video in which you are kidnapped. Obviously the kidnappers would be friends of yours, preferably friends that have access to semi-automatic weapons, black ski masks and possibly a wild desire to spend some time in confined areas for 2-4 years. So, you get kidnapped on tape and it's time to request, no... demand a ransom. Anything over $100k looks greedy (trust me, I know) so you'll probably want to shoot for something around $60,000. Enough to make her think for a second, but not enough that she'll decide she's better off without you and with her cash. I think $66,666 should show her that your "kidnappers" not only mean business but that they are blatant satanists who enjoy some casual bloodletting as a hobby. So, you have your cash and your friends have fled the scene (to Rio). Now, time to pay the monkey. Find a good line and hammer it. I'm thinking NY Jets to win the SB (a bargain at 100-1). Good luck.

[LT Profits]

That's ok, I'll have my "Win Back The College Fund You Lost on Southern Illinois Monday Lock of the Week" tomorrow.

Guaranteed to win, or you just chase on Tuesday.

[Wrigley]

That's ok, I'll have my "Win Back The College Fund You Lost on Southern Illinois Monday Lock of the Week" tomorrow.

Guaranteed to win, or you just chase on Tuesday.

[babaoriley]

That's ok, I'll have my "Win Back The College Fund You Lost on Southern Illinois Monday Lock of the Week" tomorrow.

Guaranteed to win, or you just chase on Tuesday.

May I recommend a play on Maryland-Eastern Shore/Hampton? Those two teams are easy to read and it's a crucial game for both.

[Wrigley]

Pavy,
Make a video in which you are kidnapped. Obviously the kidnappers would be friends of yours, preferably friends that have access to semi-automatic weapons, black ski masks and possibly a wild desire to spend some time in confined areas for 2-4 years. So, you get kidnapped on tape and it's time to request, no... demand a ransom. Anything over $100k looks greedy (trust me, I know) so you'll probably want to shoot for something around $60,000. Enough to make her think for a second, but not enough that she'll decide she's better off without you and with her cash. I think $66,666 should show her that your "kidnappers" not only mean business but that they are blatant satanists who enjoy some casual bloodletting as a hobby. So, you have your cash and your friends have fled the scene (to Rio). Now, time to pay the monkey. Find a good line and hammer it. I'm thinking NY Jets to win the SB (a bargain at 100-1). Good luck.

I may have to use this ideal at a later date

Thanks!

[BurtRapp]

First of all if it was true you wouldn't be on a forum... And if you did lose that fund who gives an F tell her to mind her business. If she has a problem with that tell her to pick up her teeth. We need gamblers like my dad back in the industry. If he lost he took it out on everybody. You stayed away from him after a loss. I knew he lost when he'd be up late drinking HI-Balls when he had work at 5 AM. For us Irish Catholics when Notre Dame had some of those bad years you didn't get mch for X-mas.

[RageWizard]

Hey you look like that and you can't lie well. Common dude. Well how many years do you have before the kids go to college?

If you have time maybe you can start with a good money management system and build it back up with prudent investments this time.
If you really don't have time, then it is time to go for broke. It is not going to make a difference if you lost half or even three quarters. The old lady will probably have you ass for that one. Take it all out for one last big chance, pick your best shot and let it fly.

[thebigguy]

Hey you look like that and you can't lie well. Common dude. Well how many years do you have before the kids go to college?

If you have time maybe you can start with a good money management system and build it back up with prudent investments this time.
If you really don't have time, then it is time to go for broke. It is not going to make a difference if you lost half or even three quarters. The old lady will probably have you ass for that one. Take it all out for one last big chance, pick your best shot and let it fly.

Giddy Up!

[Cabo]

I like the video idea, be creative.

[purecarnagge]

Slap your bitch around and tell her if she leaves she'll never see the kids again then go get some pussy. Weather hers a whore or jj's aunt.

[thebigguy]

JJ does your aunt have any spare dollars?

[dodif]

First of all if it was true you wouldn't be on a forum... And if you did lose that fund who gives an F tell her to mind her business. If she has a problem with that tell her to pick up her teeth. We need gamblers like my dad back in the industry. If he lost he took it out on everybody. You stayed away from him after a loss. I knew he lost when he'd be up late drinking HI-Balls when he had work at 5 AM. For us Irish Catholics when Notre Dame had some of those bad years you didn't get mch for X-mas.

and there it is

[buztah]

No worries, pal. Just go all in on the Red Wings Tuesday. They've lost 3 in a row and the odds of them losing 4 in a row are slim. If it fails just get a second job. LOL!

[ipickwinners]

being a gambler, once a gambler always a gambler, u should lay it all on magic whatever the number is with the cavs having many many injuries, including lebron i believe. the magic kill ppl at home too btw

[jjgold]

JJ does your aunt have any spare dollars?

This is not funny true or false. I really believe there are guys here in similar situations maybe not as high dollar amounts. Be careful, Jan and Feb are the most dangerous gambling months after foots.

[dodif]

jj what does the meat in a cockmeat sandwich taste like?

[thebigguy]

This is not funny true or false. I really believe there are guys here in similar situations maybe not as high dollar amounts. Be careful, Jan and Feb are the most dangerous gambling months after foots.

JJ you should listen to your own advice.

[rugbybdyb]

jj what does the meat in a cockmeat sandwich taste like?

Thats funny.......I dont know for a fact but Im guessing it tastes like cock...........And Im sure thats like chicken..........

[HAPPY BOY]

Wife love you she will stand by your side. Come clean. tell her you are sick and seek help. Gambling is no longer fun but a sickness when you do dumb shiit like you just did. Good luck with your therapy pal, always remember also your looks will be gone one day. Have you seen Paul Newman now a days or Robert Wagner.

[thebigguy]

PavyRacer Happy Boy is right take his advice.

[Sportsgirl]

Guys this is serious. I have lost 20 dimes tonight following Winnie the Pouch. I went 2-5 and I practically wiped out my kids college fund. My wife is out on a business trip and will not be back till the 13th. I have 3 days to come up with a believable story (not like Baus). What should I do?

File for divorce before she comes back?
Make up a story about losing it on the stock market?
Hire a lawyer to defend me?
Make a video?

Please help me,

pavyracer

P.S. Please do not be deceived by my nice looks. I am a bad liar.

From the female perspective:

Enroll in Gamblers anonymous immediately as taking money from your kids is a serious problem.

If you were my husband there are only two things that would stop me from killing you:

1. I do not look good in orange prison attire.
2. I do not wish to be cell mates with Big Moma the Woman lovah.

[capitalist pig]

Tell her the kids decided that college wasnt for them. They were really impressed by the new Army, Navy commercials, and that they want to join the military and be proud servers of the USA.Then when they get out Uncle Sam will pay their way through college, win win situation if yo ask me.

later

[brock]

From the female perspective:

Enroll in Gamblers anonymous immediately as taking money from your kids is a serious problem.

If you were my husband there are only two things that would stop me from killing you:

1. I do not look good in orange prison attire.
2. I do not wish to be cell mates with Big Moma the Woman lovah.

[INVEGA MAN]

Tear the house up and tell her somebody broke into the house and robbed you. Stab yourself but dont kill yourself. good luck but ou need to go to the big G.A.

[RageWizard]

From the female perspective:

Enroll in Gamblers anonymous immediately as taking money from your kids is a serious problem.

If you were my husband there are only two things that would stop me from killing you:

1. I do not look good in orange prison attire.
2. I do not wish to be cell mates with Big Moma the Woman lovah.

See I told ya, you're woman is gonna have your ass for this one. You need to bite the bullet and tell her, or if you like, go deeper because it is not going to be any worse at this point. Let it fly and then ask for forgiveness if you lose it all.

[Always_Over]

I agree with SportsGirl

goto
GA

set aside a small amount that you can afford to gamble
set a limit, if you keep breaking it you have to stop

Get honest with her, dont pile on more bullshit
Work a way to pay it back

[The Seer]

Wife love you she will stand by your side. Come clean. tell her you are sick and seek help. Gambling is no longer fun but a sickness when you do dumb shiit like you just did. Good luck with your therapy pal, always remember also your looks will be gone one day. Have you seen Paul Newman now a days or Robert Wagner.

or Robert Redford and Elvis before he died...