My buddy is leaving for the Army soon so I sent his hot girlfriend this

[stevek173]

She is a forest fire.

"Oh sweet Court it can finally be us. Give me the word as soon as he leaves and I will send someone for you. You can live with me in my one bedroom Mansion and feed me grapes while I watch porn and lose sports bets and sit and goes. Yes he is more hung than me but I am like Dirk Digler in the sack now. And yes it is admirable what he is doing but a woman has needs. Oh Court you have no idea how we could be. Bring your friends too I will set them all up with studs like myself. They can all sleep in my tiny basement. Oh court we can we can finally get there. When he comes home you can be his I don't care as long as he doesn't give you any weird Taliban shit. Oh Court give me the word. The world can be ours."

[BatemanPatrickl]

They call me Big John Studd middle name mud.

[stevek173]

I think she might buy into it

[BadNina]

I bet 174 sent it

[sickler]

Steve, you need help with courtship & seduction techniques.

[stevek173]

I bet 174 sent it

If I say he did he throws me down the stairs

[stevek173]

Steve, you need help with courtship & seduction techniques.

The more hung thing was a bad move huh

[MEATHEAD]

Old Army Saying "Trust me with your life, but never your money or wife."

[rem sleep]

girls like guys with money, if your living in a one bedroom spending all your time online losing sports bets she's gonna leave you especially if shes really hot

[stevek173]

girls like guys with money, if your living in a one bedroom spending all your time online losing sports bets she's gonna leave you especially if shes really hot

I would pull a Roethlesberger and not let her leave

[BadNina]

If I say he did he throws me down the stairs

He is mean that way. But he does seem to get the ladies.

[stevek173]

He is mean that way. But he does seem to get the ladies.

I heard he steals them from douchebags then leaves town.

[ACoochy]

I would pull a Roethlesberger and not let her leave

classy

[opie1988]

I would pull a Roethlesberger and not let her leave

There you go. Remember Steve....50 no's & 1 yes means.......YES!!!

[stevek173]

There you go. Remember Steve....50 no's & 1 yes means.......YES!!!

ah haha