Mathy got buried... like a bear into a twinks ass sans jelly.
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Deuce, had a good day today.
Deuce I bet you do not even know what it means to be jellyrolled. It is a sick game where usually two Bears take a Cub and throw him on a bed or the ground and try to roll him onto his stomach with the goal of Triangular Penetration. Sometimes the Bears are just too strong for the Cub so first they spray him with bark oil to make him more slippery as a challenge. Of course the oil loosens up the Cub and there is jelly everywhere. Once the Cub has been pumped with jelly, he has been what's called jellyrolled as if you jumped and fell on his back jelly would spray everywhere like if you squished a jellyroll.
Deuce you don't get out much do youComment -
goal of Triangular Penetration.
afraid to ask, but what the fuk is that?
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atta boy mathy...quawwiddy thread...not overly mintyComment -
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You do not count the figures after the periodComment -
Not a polish middle, good call math.Comment -
Mathy you're a sicko.
Mathy, jellyrolls here are what the bears do to each other to find each others assholes. Mathy, let me educated you on something. Mathy, bears with lots of fat, big asses, it is very difficult to find their assholes. You take the jelly, start at the top of the crack, if they aren't obedient just whip them in the ass with milkweeds, anyway, start at the top of the ass crack. Take an entire bottle of jelly and squirt it down the bears ass. Let it sit there for a minute, take a bag a flower and dumb it all over the mattress. Roll the mother fukker in it and you will will see the imprint of his asshole now.
Mathy, another technique is called hammer hole. Strap the twink down, sometimes take a few bears to do so, twinks can be very strong although appearing otherwise. Use your fukkin hand, make sure to jelly up the hand and ass. The hand enters the ass slowly while the fingers are straight and together, straight as a fukkin arrow, then balled into a fist once fully inserted. "Punching" is the term used when the hand is forcefully inserted while initially in a fist.
Also, last but not least, usually takes place at bug chasing orgies. Usually POS or positive specimen hold orgies for bug chasers, usually a full crowed of twinks, bears, bottoms, tops, you name it. Anyway, at the POS parties, grab a "down low" twink, usually guys that think they are big shots like jjgold, say they bang hookers, say they are straight as a fukkin arrow, etc. Grab a down low twink, make sure a wolf grabs him though, wolves are ferocious, basically they are otters, or a thin built bear, tend to me the more aggressive tops. Take the down low twink and embarrass him. Smack his ass, hand-balling, milkweeds. He will submit eventually to the POS bears and become one of the specimen.Comment -
This is a stupid ass thread all around the board.Comment -
Deuce
Numbers up, story telling downComment -
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mathy I.will be at mink FridayComment -
Hmmm, I can't help but wonder how much "juice" was at stake?How much, if they lose that major side of the juice?
6 figures sounds like plenty of juice?
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Anyone who laid Colts -3 should be shot. Colts -2.5 were out there and at Matchbook the moneyline was in the -135 range.Comment -
where were the colts -2.5?Comment -
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I just closed Mink down... we are renovating currently and will be re-opening with a new nameComment -
mathy I know you are not part ownerComment -
Justin7 had Colts -2.5 for +110 and Redskins +3.5 for +110 for 10 dimes each. He is that good!!Comment -
Truth be told, I owe it all to Lo$t. He taught this old dog a new trick with the Desmond Too Too. Incredible plus expectation bet. Thanks Lo$t. As a show of gratitude, I will give you a $5 rebate on my 'Conquering Risk' book if you purchase Desmond Too Too copies for yourself and Cwissy.
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Cwissy wants to learn how to bet the Desmond Too Too too?
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Lost....
Time for you to goComment -
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