Now WTF would u do about this voicemail?

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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #1
    Now WTF would u do about this voicemail?
    Holy Christ I am in deep shit

  • BatemanPatrickl
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-21-07
    • 18772

    #2
    White trash ballin...you're a superstar.
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    • tltaylor89
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-19-09
      • 19610

      #3
      Why is your kitchen in your bedroom?
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      • BatemanPatrickl
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-21-07
        • 18772

        #4
        Steve let's have a threesome. Your girl can watch as I pound your ass or vice versa. We can form a daisy chain as long as I get to be on the end of it. Plow jelly up your tight cannon.

        I'm not gay you freak.
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        • sideloaded
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-21-10
          • 7561

          #5
          Is that the girl with the clit ring?
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          • stevek173
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 03-29-08
            • 27598

            #6
            Me neither
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            • stevek173
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 03-29-08
              • 27598

              #7
              Originally posted by sideloaded
              Is that the girl with the clit ring?
              Yes and it ******* smells GREAT. Not good. GREAT.
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              • tltaylor89
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-19-09
                • 19610

                #8
                Fuk I would like to make a sandwich when banging a broad.
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                • Brock Landers
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 06-30-08
                  • 45359

                  #9
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                  • BatemanPatrickl
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-21-07
                    • 18772

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tltaylor89
                    Fuk I would like to make a sandwich when banging a broad.
                    I am sure you would be happy with just banging a broad Ted.
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                    • whatsgood5
                      Restricted User
                      • 10-13-09
                      • 15359

                      #11
                      Hahaha I lol'd when you told her to stfu, "just stop"

                      You're livin' the dream Stevie
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                      • ZetaPsi808
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-18-08
                        • 12119

                        #12
                        steve, i dont udnerstand this voicemail. who is the girl having sex with?
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                        • acarmelo1
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-29-09
                          • 6321

                          #13
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                          • beerman2619
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-09
                            • 7752

                            #14
                            looks like a nice place
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                            • ProfaneReality
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 04-14-09
                              • 7607

                              #15
                              put some sheets on your bed you dirty fukk
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                              • sideloaded
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-21-10
                                • 7561

                                #16
                                If the chick has a clit ring your in for a 100 % herpes infection.
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                                • stevek173
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-29-08
                                  • 27598

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ZetaPsi808
                                  steve, i dont udnerstand this voicemail. who is the girl having sex with?
                                  was masturbating into my phone I think
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                                  • stevek173
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 03-29-08
                                    • 27598

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by sideloaded
                                    If the chick has a clit ring your in for a 100 % herpes infection.
                                    my penis feels OK
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                                    • BatemanPatrickl
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-21-07
                                      • 18772

                                      #19
                                      Steve stop teasing me and get the jelly out you fuk.
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                                      • opie1988
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 09-12-10
                                        • 23429

                                        #20
                                        Classy thread. All the above posters are obviously white trash. My favorite things are the mattress in this one-room "studio" tool shed.(You could at least spring for a set of sheets), and Brock Landers' avatar. Does it get anymore white trash than wanting to be represented by some 50 year old trailer park has-been flipping everyone off?? Threads like this make me sad to be a degenerate gambler.
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                                        • firedawg
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 10-08-08
                                          • 39219

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by ProfaneReality
                                          put some sheets on your bed you dirty fukk
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                                          • stevek173
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 03-29-08
                                            • 27598

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                            Classy thread. All the above posters are obviously white trash. My favorite things are the mattress in this one-room "studio" tool shed.(You could at least spring for a set of sheets), and Brock Landers' avatar. Does it get anymore white trash than wanting to be represented by some 50 year old trailer park has-been flipping everyone off?? Threads like this make me sad to be a degenerate gambler.

                                            Do it.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              What was that??

                                              I do not get it??

                                              Stevey talk to me
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                                              • stevek173
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-29-08
                                                • 27598

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                What was that??

                                                I do not get it??

                                                Stevey talk to me
                                                It's HER

                                                Holy ******* shit JJ.

                                                Almost Prego - then not

                                                Almost a soul mate then not.

                                                i think she is back around for round 4 now.

                                                and i won't stop it.

                                                she said she plays for keeps and would always play a game that ended in our love.

                                                i cannot stop drinking, thinking or smoking.

                                                i think i am a goner this time buddy.
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                                                • Dirty Sanchez
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-01-10
                                                  • 16031

                                                  #25
                                                  Seeing the craphole you're living in...you were a goner a long time ago I would get a Hepatitis shot immediately
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                                                  • BatemanPatrickl
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-21-07
                                                    • 18772

                                                    #26
                                                    Steve where do you live let's go out like champs. I will relapse one last time so you and I can go out with a bang.

                                                    Steve I will bring the $$$ you get the drugs, booze and women. Steve we will go on a binge for 3 days straight. **** everything in our path. At the end I will give you a hot dose and afterwards will do myself in with a pistol.
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                                                    • stevek173
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 03-29-08
                                                      • 27598

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                      Steve where do you live let's go out like champs. I will relapse one last time so you and I can go out with a bang.

                                                      Steve I will bring the $$$ you get the drugs, booze and women. Steve we will go on a binge for 3 days straight. **** everything in our path. At the end I will give you a hot dose and afterwards will do myself in with a pistol.
                                                      no on the pistol

                                                      love the rest
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                                                      • BatemanPatrickl
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 06-21-07
                                                        • 18772

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                                        no on the pistol love the rest
                                                        Stevie I will e-mail you a photo of my kok. Show this to Nookie and she will leave you for good. Let me know you cork popping top.
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                                                        • stevek173
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 03-29-08
                                                          • 27598

                                                          #29
                                                          ROFL sounds like a plan!
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