BTP Week 5: Cornholed, Hornswoggled, Stovepiped

[sportsfanatic]

damn you Prick. one more win and nobody wins this week.

[thadchr]

Alright Prick, just go ahead and lose one now and things are looking alright. I'm +2 units already... would love to hit it big when you're lucky ass goes 3-1.

[Irish Lumberjack]

The prick could finish up 4-0 and I like his pick for Monday night.....

[thirtytwo]

strong bounce back from the prickster

[sportsfanatic]

only jets to cover is left for the prick

[The Prick]

Back for another week an hot damn i'm fackin long overdue boys. i aint got paid in workin on two years. can one a you math geniuses figger the odds on not goin 4-0 in twenty three consecutive shots? i got my mojo goin with the chicken bones an the santeria an the voodoo mumbo jumbo so fade away if yer feelin froggy.


thanks again DSI for fundin BTP. gonna make it easy on yer accountant-types this week, all the dough is goin inta my account. an now that im back home i gotta say the hospitality DSI showed was mostly good 'cept for that little heart-to-heart with that big boy what had the brass knuckles an the pistoles.

got my kharma straight an am feelin good about these picks. the sun don't shine on the same dogs' ass everyday, it's my asses turn. pretty sure i'm going 4-0 but worst case scenario im startin my charge to the top of the leader board right here. feel free to take a shot fellers, but pretty sure this week you are just wastin time.....


OSU -24 this might be the most chalk i ever fuggin laid. an on the road no less. dont matter this is a fargin massacre. dont let that number scare ya none


Wake +5 you shittin me Clark? navy layin point on the road? they cant fuggin score. the middies are takin more than 21 yards per point ta score an averagin less than 18 pts per game. an they are a friggin favorite? huh....call me a retard but that dont seem even close to the right number

Utah -6 Cyclones gettin way too much credit in this one. reckon thats all based on beatin a crappy texas tech team. utes better on both sides of the ball, better coached, and got better lookin uniforms. no-brainer here squares, lay the road chalk.

Jets -4 man i hate brett fuggin farve. yeah he prolly got some crazy MNF stat shit but it aint like his dad is gonna kick the bucket again. mebbe this time when he's cryin on TV it'll be cause the Jets busted him in half insteada cause he retired again.

aint gonna be a good week ta fade me boys. i know some of you lazy bastages made a coupla nickles usin that system but yer gonna get yer feelins hurt this week. im broke an im needin some cash if DSI don't come through i'm sellin a chunk of my liver

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[forsberg21]

It's about time you had a winning week Prick. Now let's see how you conduct yourself.

[kickenchicken]

stay sorry prick... misery loves company

[stealthyburrito]

solid work thus far prickster.

[ahayes]

[madrian]

I like it

I liked the poket tournier...

[magynuck]

well done prick
u and the other blind squirrels had a good week

[proaviator]

Check your Shockras, there 'ol Prick, I think they are blocked again. You got a long way to go to crawl out of the cellar. A LONG waaaaayyyyyyyy up. I wish you would have a few good weeks.

Uh...Farve to Moss...2 to 3 times for 6 tonight. I'm just sayin'...betch'a didn't account for that.

31 Minnesota 21 New york

[Robber]

congratulations on a good week. you got me

[Gio21]

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[Junkyard Dog]

prick needs the jets for a 4-0 week

[whatsgood5]

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Man you're really passionate about this topic, huh?

[70kgman]

Guess if prick gets the sweep, I will feel a lot better about my one loss this week being a really bad beat that lost in the final couple seconds.

[biggamer3]

Wow 4-0 guys got screwed

[msubulldog]

you are a lucky asshole to go 4-0 this week; did not matter tonight to me as was out of running early yesterday.

nice week hope you keep killing them when I have a 1-3 week.

[spurginobili]

Two guys had more units than the Prick.

[Extra Innings]

Congratulations Pal

[Extra Innings]

Two guys had more units than the Prick.

And?

[spurginobili]

And?

And they should be rewarded Holey.

[msubulldog]

rules state if prick goes 4-0 no one wins.

[spurginobili]

rules state if prick goes 4-0 no one wins.

Yes, yes, yes. I know, but they should get some bonus points or a cookie right?

The Prick goes 4-0 so units don't count. I get it. Just saying they did beat the Prick.

[Arsenal]

Nice job this week Prick

[Extra Innings]

Yes, yes, yes. I know, but they should get some bonus points or a cookie right?

The Prick goes 4-0 so units don't count. I get it. Just saying they did beat the Prick.

[yisman]

EI, he makes a good point.

People beating a 4-0 prick do deserve a cookie.

[spurginobili]

You must like being a company man; getting it up the ass everyday.

[hawkeye76]

congratulations prick

[The Prick]

thanks Brett, gonna have ta send ya pics of my lil' feller as a token of my preciation

[proaviator]

How'd that work out for you this week? Fadin The Prick?

[proaviator]

And I retract previous statement. Farve Dollar Footlongs for sale; see your nearest Subway for details.