BTP Week 5: Cornholed, Hornswoggled, Stovepiped

[The Prick]

Back for another week an hot damn i'm fackin long overdue boys. i aint got paid in workin on two years. can one a you math geniuses figger the odds on not goin 4-0 in twenty three consecutive shots? i got my mojo goin with the chicken bones an the santeria an the voodoo mumbo jumbo so fade away if yer feelin froggy.


thanks again DSI for fundin BTP. gonna make it easy on yer accountant-types this week, all the dough is goin inta my account. an now that im back home i gotta say the hospitality DSI showed was mostly good 'cept for that little heart-to-heart with that big boy what had the brass knuckles an the pistoles.

got my kharma straight an am feelin good about these picks. the sun don't shine on the same dogs' ass everyday, it's my asses turn. pretty sure i'm going 4-0 but worst case scenario im startin my charge to the top of the leader board right here. feel free to take a shot fellers, but pretty sure this week you are just wastin time.....


OSU -24 this might be the most chalk i ever fuggin laid. an on the road no less. dont matter this is a fargin massacre. dont let that number scare ya none


Wake +5 you shittin me Clark? navy layin point on the road? they cant fuggin score. the middies are takin more than 21 yards per point ta score an averagin less than 18 pts per game. an they are a friggin favorite? huh....call me a retard but that dont seem even close to the right number

Utah -6 Cyclones gettin way too much credit in this one. reckon thats all based on beatin a crappy texas tech team. utes better on both sides of the ball, better coached, and got better lookin uniforms. no-brainer here squares, lay the road chalk.

Jets -4 man i hate brett fuggin farve. yeah he prolly got some crazy MNF stat shit but it aint like his dad is gonna kick the bucket again. mebbe this time when he's cryin on TV it'll be cause the Jets busted him in half insteada cause he retired again.

aint gonna be a good week ta fade me boys. i know some of you lazy bastages made a coupla nickles usin that system but yer gonna get yer feelins hurt this week. im broke an im needin some cash if DSI don't come through i'm sellin a chunk of my liver

[Jrod124]

Good Luck Prick, I am already buried this week thanks to Middle Tennessee.

Hope u go 4-0 and get out of this slide your in

[nosniboR11]

good luck prick, not doing to good in the contest yet, been getting screwed

[CarpeDime]

FUKKKKK

I hit the Wake opener pretty big

fuk

I can hedge out now at no loss

I should probably go do that

[SBR_John]

I'll give The prick credit, he don't go getting all humble.

[BeeMore]

You're awful

[stealthyburrito]

don't like any of your picks but gl to you sir.

[JDUB07]

The only problem I have is no late registration on tournaments. Give us a 15 min late registration!!!!

[forsberg21]

Alright boys, I have 4 picks of the week for everyone!

Fade all 4 picks The Prick has made and you're guaranteed to be in the money!

[The Prick]

You're awful

Herman how did Rogue Scholar pay ya for that phone sex, paypal? or was that a freebie?

[southie]

Where did you get the +5 for Wake today?

[Sunde91]

Who the fuk makes these picks?

This is stupid.

[Deuce]

Better go apply at the local coal mine. You're a square you jerkoff.

[fury]

Thanks for the fades Prick

[THE PROFIT]

looks like 0-4 again for this sorry bastard, 1-3 at the best with Wake but dont count on it.

[DeluxeLiner]

I hope Prick goes 4-0 ...this is getting embarassing

[hawk 5]

I know cold, pricker. I've been so cold this year that I can't even beat you. This is my week.

[vgarmy]

I hope better this week for you, once

[sandylinch]

worse is impossible!!! LOL

[Fishhead]

Guy cost me 100 pts

[BeeMore]

Prick can't even pick his nose

[Robber]

i wish i could just take the opposite and not have to spend time breaking it down

[whatsgood5]

i wish i could just take the opposite and not have to spend time breaking it down

Well whatever you're doing, you're doing a pretty damn good job at it.

[tltaylor89]

I am cheering for Pricks BB play have OkST in parlays.

[Skidcom]

Great coin flip Prick!

[jackpot269]

Mr. Prick why all the hate fur ya round hear ? sh!t you got dsi giving out 12K a week and seems like most want to bust your balls I think your great !! Not only this year but last three wear nice also !!

GL and congrats on a win tonite 1-0 is looking good fur ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BobHarvey]

I say the Prick delivers a 3-1 week. I love his Utah play.

[Goat Milk]

hopefully otherwise its not even a real competition

[southie]

The prick pulled the +5 Wake number out of his prick. It didn't exist at post time.

[Marathon Hound]

the prick is horrible god bless him

[aca]

Best of Luck Pricker!

[sharpcat]

24.10% chance of not going 4-0 in 23 weeks

[vasyok]

good link

[TheLock]

24 point nationally televised road fave miracle cover

[The Prick]

The prick pulled the +5 Wake number out of his prick. It didn't exist at post time.

hey ein-fuggin-stein, coulda got 6 an a hook if i was a little quicker. check out the DSI line history on sbr odds an see if i coulda got 5 or not