Two of the hottest broads in the Aussie Open made it to the finals...*pics*
Maria Sharapova Vs. Ana Ivanovic
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Your thoughts gentlemen? What do the bookies have to say?
diogee
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01-11-08
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#2
No opinion on the match...but I would let them both take advantage of me
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Scorpion
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09-04-05
7797
#3
Maria is not SEXY!
She is not attractive at all!
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2Pac
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12-12-07
1474
#4
Pova has a great body, but I'm just not that into her face.
That said, I'd **** her in a heartbeat.
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rjt721
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02-06-07
7929
#5
Sharapova's way overrated. Ivanovic is much hotter. So, too, is Maria Kirilenko.
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mofome
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12-19-07
13003
#6
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minet123
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02-17-07
10280
#7
Hubba Hubba
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jjgold
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07-20-05
388179
#8
Sharpova looks like a real cold bitch too
Well most euros are
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brock
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01-07-08
8284
#9
Maria has great long legs
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Dark Horse
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12-14-05
13764
#10
Sharapova is bossy.
Ivanovic is sweet. <=
I hope Ana wins, but she won't. Sharapova is playing out of her mind.
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RageWizard
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09-01-06
3008
#11
When is this match? I like to her the ladies grunt with the "aaahhhh" or how ever you spell it when they hit the ball.
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TexansFan
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09-06-06
3365
#12
I've always thought Sharapova was average looking at best but blessed with great legs. I would take Ana over her anyday.
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Cee
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12-24-07
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#13
I think both ladies are amazing. If they happen to read this................. Call cee for the best 2 seconds of your life.
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Deuce
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01-12-08
29843
#14
you're all faggots...
I fail to see a problem.
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Diddy
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01-23-08
43
#15
I prefer the brunette!
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Tchocky
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02-14-06
2371
#16
Sharapova is a huge favorite at -458. Small play on the Serb to pull off the upset.
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DrunkenLullaby
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03-30-07
1631
#17
Originally posted by Cee
Call cee for the best 2 seconds of your life.
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sean72
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07-07-07
109
#18
Sharapova is a stuck up mole Take it from me I work in a casino she regually visits
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#19
Originally posted by sean72
Sharapova is a stuck up mole Take it from me I work in a casino she regually visits
I don't want to cuddle with this whore, I want to bang her pal. I could care a less if she is a cunt after. I am just saying that I wouldn't kick her out for eating crackers in bed. That simple.
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Stumpage
SBR MVP
09-21-05
2906
#20
Man.....Now Maria Sharapova is ugly? Aretha aside, I think the usually high standards of the "Rate the Chick" threads have permanently damaged our appreciation of fine female flesh around here.....
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TexansFan
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09-06-06
3365
#21
She's average at best. You must live in a city of ugly women. You can find better looking women just walking down the street.
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EaglesPhan36
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12-06-06
71662
#22
You know how I know you're gay ....
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TexansFan
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09-06-06
3365
#23
Originally posted by EaglesPhan36
You know how I know you're gay ....
Because you're an expert?
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EaglesPhan36
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12-06-06
71662
#24
Calling either of these chicks "average" is among the dumbest things I've heard and I do live in TX, I hear 100 dumb things a day.
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cobra_king
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08-07-06
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#25
After watching Ana play her semi the other nite, i have switched over to her side. She is unbelieveably hot! Not that Sharapova isn't, but Ivanovic has it all.
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#26
Originally posted by TexansFan
She's average at best. You must live in a city of ugly women. You can find better looking women just walking down the street.
I never said these broads were 10's pal. I agree there is probably hooter waltzing down the street in front. I said the two hottest broads in Tennis at the moment were in the finals. That effin simple. I would like to see the broads you bang if she is average at best. I bet it wouldn't compare pal.
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RageWizard
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09-01-06
3008
#27
Originally posted by cobra_king
After watching Ana play her semi the other nite, i have switched over to her side. She is unbelieveably hot! Not that Sharapova isn't, but Ivanovic has it all.
I've got a semi just think about her.
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TexansFan
SBR MVP
09-06-06
3365
#28
Originally posted by Deuce
I never said these broads were 10's pal. I agree there is probably hooter waltzing down the street in front. I said the two hottest broads in Tennis at the moment were in the finals. That effin simple. I would like to see the broads you bang if she is average at best. I bet it wouldn't compare pal.
My mistake then. If strictly in tennis then ok. Ana is imo better looking than Maria. Maria is average at best imo. Not everyone is ugly like you and has to jack off to pictures to get laid.
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Scorpion
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09-04-05
7797
#29
Maria means nothing to me!
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Deuce
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01-12-08
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#30
Originally posted by TexansFan
My mistake then. If strictly in tennis then ok. Ana is imo better looking than Maria. Maria is average at best imo. Not everyone is ugly like you and has to jack off to pictures to get laid.
Send a pic of yourself and the hottest broads you have banged along with ways to contact them to JJ. He will decide. I already know I am better than you. I am above average looking and have never banged anything under an 8.
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Scorpion
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09-04-05
7797
#31
I am looking at Maria and feel nothing!
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bigboydan
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08-10-05
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#32
Heres a few more of Maria Sharapova.
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Stumpage
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09-21-05
2906
#33
We interrupt this critique of Sharapova and Ivanovic to announce breaking news. The first annual "Cock Fight" has been arranged between TexasFan and Deuce, most likely as an undercard to the next UFC Title Night.
In one corner, we have TexasFan. Little is known about this combatant, apart from the fact that he lives in a city of gorgeous women and despises jacking off to pictures.
In the opposing corner, we have Deuce. Again, personal details are sketchy, but he is apparently a fan of one "JJGold", and, quote: "Has never banged anything under an 8."
Sounds like it will be an epic match.....
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RageWizard
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09-01-06
3008
#34
hey texasFan, where in texas do you reside? If all the bitches are hotter that the pics on this thread, I visiting your town with a case of Viagra and a box of condoms.