you have done while being fuuuuuuucked up. 
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i sharted once
im kidding, but on a serious note, nothing really worth postingComment -
Sometimes dumb can be smart. I bet $1000 on-line on the Cavs game, passed out in the middle woke up the next morning to see they lost and then, after going to the site to see that my last grand had been spent, I came to find that I hadn't entered the bet at all ... and I was able to take that thousand and gamble over the next month ...
Just like White Men Can't Jump. Sometimes when you win, you lose ... and sometimes when you lose, you win ... and ...Comment -
too many to name just one. jumped out of a car without looking at where i was jumpin...that wasnt good. actually, i dont know if i was drunk that time, but there have been some poor decisions made.Comment -
Didn't pull out.Comment -
Was 16 at the time.
Was at a wedding party with a lot of family members from both sides and I Drank everything in sight=wine,mixed drinks,shots etc.
For some reason the booze made me speak in a jamacian accent all night it was crazy I was speaking with that accent non-stop to everybody. Acted stupid all night.Comment -
Cheated on my gf at the time when we were both at the same party together. Took a girl into the laundry room took care of business...Comment -
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I'll have to write a book.....gimme a year to get back to youComment -
Nothing stupid yet from me, give me timeComment -
Being born in a monogamous society.
Who the hell came up with that idea?Comment -
didn't use protectionComment -
Called a bookie and asked the broad to have phone sex with me.Comment -
What's the worst/dumbest thing you have done while being fuuuuuuucked up
Got in my car and drove home.Comment -
Good answer Willie..Comment -
Way too much to list, most of them I don't find out until the next day. . . So only one can imagine how many things I never found out i didComment -
when I was in high school my friend and I were going to visit a couple chicks. On the way I managed to down 3/4 a .750 bottle of Smirnoff vodka. At a red light ,I jumped out of the passenger door, took of my shirt, and pants, and began to hump a fire hydrant. My friend jumped out and threw me in the back seat while all the cars at the light were beeping. (the rest iof this story was told to me the following day) We arrived at the chicks house. When the girls came out, they said wheres Happy? My friend opened the back door and I was passed out my feet on the rear window my head on the floor mat in a pool of puke in my under wear. Needless to say no action from those chicks. it took me 10 years before I could smell vodka again! P.S. I never found my pants or wallet. ouch!Comment -
fell/rolled down the stairs@cayuga speedway,taking out a opp officer a beer vendor and numerous other fine folkComment -
way too many. how thick is the yellow pages?, thats about what i would need to write them all down.Comment -
im lucky. ive done nothing. well, i dont drink so thats the reasonComment -
i have many many many things i could put here. I'll just start with the most recent, at dave and busters I broke my phone. on sunday night.
that was a bummer. but i have a new one and its way better,
so its all good now.
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were you
it on something when you lost a bet IceQueen?
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Most recent one...I slept with my moms friend at @ christmas party
why why why
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I wish I could remember the answer to any of these questions but was way too wasted. If I was sober enough to remember though, there was no way I would have done itComment -
i was just real hammered and i dropped it. so it was not as awesome as you would think.
i've done some pretty ridiculous stuff while i was wasted tho.
im over it now tho, and just break phones. so if thats the worst, then ill deal with it.
i lose my wallet. ID or money every time i go out tho. so that sucksComment -
Oh my Ice queen, if I wasn't married. Id show you how a 45 year old man with experience (and in shape) treats a lovely young phillie.Comment -
if i may add one more(i could add 150+)..i was doing sound for a concert in cleveland,we we stayed just out of town i believe it was richfield..we got all FUNNED up and went to a mall courtesy of a local radio station..we then filled the water fountain with powdered soap..it bubbled up good ,real good i might add,after some bartering with the local constabulary..we gave them tickets,they gave us tickets to a indoor soccer game so all was well..exept i had to watch indoor soccerComment -
Walked onto the poker room floor during the World Series of Poker Main Event ($10K buy-in) last year and approached my friend to tell him the dinner plan. I did not notice that he had live cards and a big pot when I began talking to him. (Technically, this can get his hand folded.)
He righteously backhanded me in the nose to shut me up, and alert me to what was happening. I bid a hasty retreat to the rail, and all turned out well.
Damn that free Jim Beam concessionaire!
I woke up next morning in my room with an unexplained $450 in my pocket and a rum and coke on my nightstand with a $5 chip in it. My friends tell me I was on fire at the table games, that I'd won close to $1,000, but the cocktail waitresses LOVED me for my generosity.Comment
