Have some balls, call your biggest sports surprise of 08

[Cee]

mofo lasts more than 60 seconds with a lady....

5 Star actually gets off the bench in womans softball to play an inning in mop up duty

Cee hits his max of 100 on bench press

Ball Rash gets on Real World/Road Rules Challenge and loses to Puck in gauntlet challenge

[robzilla]

Brock Lesnar will be UFC heavyweight champion by the end of 2008

[Joeyfitzclick]

Jim Furyk wins a major
Portugal or Croatia wins Euro' 08
Texans win a play off game
Seahawks finish 6-10 or worse

[wtt0315]

jacksonville goes to superbowl
but surprise of the year
atlanta hawks upset boston in the eastern conference..
wishful thinking from a hawks fan. I have been in years of torture.

[rmcaj]

Nationals prevail through being out of the Wild Card race as much as 12.5 games to comeback and clinch the Wild Card in the last game of the season, inevitably piloting them to World Series Champions.

[rugbybdyb]

Baltimore O's make the playoffs in MLB
Redskins beat the Cowboys both games
Dale Jr. wins Nextell cup
Texas Rangers still suck.
Texas Christian University ranks in the top 25 AP rankings football.
Chase Daniel wins Heisman

[teazeman]

Red Sox no better than .500 in 2008...you heard it here first and yes you can thank me later.

[mofome]

Baltimore O's make the playoffs in MLB

im in

[IDENTITY]

bonds comes clean about doping.

[onlooker]

Pinnacle starts accepting US clients again.
Dale Jr. Wins the Nextel Championship with Hendricks.
ESPN will be on the Yankees and Red Sox nuts.
The Lions won't draft a wide receiver in the draft.

[Roach23]

Tiger gets divorced cause he is cought punnishing a sista

[Willie Bee]

Feb 3, Glendale, AZ – Jaguars quarterback David Garrard throws three TD passes and sneaks for a score in Jacksonville’s 37-19 thumping of the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLII.

Mar 30, Houston, TX – In the South Regionals of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, Texas A&M tops Memphis by a 78-70 final. The Aggies go on to beat the Georgetown Hoyas in the Final Four semis a week later before topping Tennessee in the championship game to capture the schools first NCAA Title since their 2003 Women’s Rodeo Championship.

Mar 25, Tokyo – David Ortiz strokes a mammoth homer and a double to pace the Boston Red Sox to an 8-2 win over the Oakland A’s in MLB’s season opener at the Tokyo Dome. The A’s jumped to a 1-0 lead in the first on an Eric Chavez blast, but Ortiz negated that with an RBI double in the second. It was Papi’s home run in the fifth, a three-run job, that still has the fans buzzing as it ricocheted off the roof in dead center before landing in the right field stands. Josh Beckett pitched six, 3-hit, 1-run innings for the win, and immediately after the game Buddah statues featuring Ortiz' likeness were on sale at all exits.

May 17, Manchester, England – In an upset of monumental proportions in FA Cup history, Chelsea completed a dream season with a two-nil score over Manchester at Old Trafford. Man U’s Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal received a red card early and the momentum was all Chelsea after that. Italy’s Carlo Cudicini, starting in place of their usual goalie Petr Cech, was magnificent with six credited saves while Romford’s Frank Lampard setup London’s Joe Cole on Chelsea’s first goal at the 28-minute mark of the first half before kicking in the dagger with just a four minutes to go in the game. It marked Chelsea’s fifth cup title in club history.

Jun 8, Paris - Justine Henin wins her fourth straight French Open, topping Jelena Jankovic in straight sets 6-4, 7-6. Except for those with the wine and cheese concessions at Roland Garros, and Henin’s parents back in Liege, Belgium, nobody seems to notice.

Jun 9 Detroit, MI - Dany Heatley enjoys the game of his life with three goals and an assist as the Ottawa Senators crush the Detroit Red Wings 6-1 to win the Stanley Cup in six games. Jason Spezza set Heatley up on his scores in the first, with Heatley, Spezza and Daniel Alfredsson each scoring within the first 2:31 in the third to put the game out of reach.

Jun 20, Phoenix, AZ – Steve Nash scores 22 points, including 10 in the final quarter, and dishes 16 assists as the Phoenix Suns top the Orlando Magic 115-93 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals to win the 2007-08 title. Amare Stoudemire scores a game-high 36 for the Suns while Rashard Lewis leads Orlando with 27 points.

Jul 15, New York – At the 79th All-Star Game, the American League’s 6-1 win over the National League is upstaged by Bud Selig and Roger Clemens. In a planned break during the seventh inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, Bud Selig announces that Roger Clemens’ name as been expunged from the Mitchell Report after all civil suits in the matter were settled out of court and the US Government was convinced that enough asses had been kissed while most of the dirt was swept under the rug. Clemens immediately announces his plans to un-retire and return to the Yankees, hoping to get in a couple of warm-up starts before September. In the All-Star Game itself, Miguel Cabrera homers and doubles to drive in half of the AL’s runs in their 11th-straight win, plus the infamous tie in ’02.

Jul 22, Southport, England – American Tiger Woods wins his fourth Open Championship and third in four years, coming from three strokes back in the final round at Royal Birkdale with a sizzling 65 on the final day to catch South Korean KJ Choi, the third-round leader, who tied with Australian Geoff Ogilvy for second.

Aug 8, Beijing – Buckled by political controversy with riots back in the US well in advance of the party conventions in Denver and Saint Paul, the US chooses to boycott the XXIX Olympiad in China. In protest of the US protest, China says it will also not send athletes to its own Olympics. Showing solidarity for the US, both the UK and Israel pull out while the whole of the Middle East and most off the rest of Europe backs China’s boycott. The Opening ceremonies are held anyway with just three countries showing up: Egypt, Cuba and Canada. The Cubans pull of the gold medal lead thanks to a large effort in the canoeing finals.

Sep 4, Detroit, MI – In the NFL Thursday Night season opener, LaDainian Tomlinson runs for 188 yards and three scores to pace the San Diego Chargers to a 34-14 win over the Lions in Detroit. Found roaming in the stands during the game with a small digital camera was Patriots coach Bill Belichick who is fined $50,000 for having man boobs bigger than several of the Detroit cheerleaders.

Sep 14, South Bend, IN – Following their fortuitous 28-27 win over Michigan the day before, the AP votes Notre Dame the No. 1 team in the nation with a 2-0 record. Charlie Weis is elated, and then the Irish lose their next five, including a 45-14 ass-whipping at North Carolina.

Sep 28, Detroit, MI – The Tigers close out the regular season with seven home wins the final week over the Royals and Rays to win the AL Central by three games over the Cleveland Indians who went 2-5 the final week on the road in Boston and Chicago. Joining the Tigers in the AL playoffs will be the Boston Red Sox (AL East), Seattle Mariners (AL West) and New York Yankees (AL Wild Card). Over in the national League, the division winners are the New York Mets (East), Chicago Cubs (Central) and Los Angeles Dodgers (West), with the Philadelphia Phillies taking the wild card.

Oct 13, Dallas, TX – In the Monday Night Football contest in Dallas between the Cowboys and Cincinnati Bengals, bedlam breaks out after dueling wide receivers Terrell Owens of Dallas and Cincy’s Chad Johnson get into a scuffle just before the second half kickoff. Both players are ejected along with Dallas owner Jerry Jones and former Bengals star Ickey Woods who was a guest of the team on their sidelines for the big game. Woods is immediately hired by ESPN as a studio analyst after the game, win by the Bengals on a last second field goal, 24-21.

Nov 1, Detroit, MI – Cubs win!, Cubs win! Cubs win! With temperatures dipping into the low 30s by game's end, Chicago closer Kerry Wood records his fourth save of the World Series as the Cubs beat the Tigers 5-3 in Game 7 of the World Series to win their first championship in 100 years. Wood is named the series MVP, with Derrek Lee batting a cool .333 with two homers and six RBI for Chicago.

Nov 23, Green Bay, WI – Packers QB Brett Favre is sacked seven times and has to be carted off the field early in the third period of Green Bay’s 35-20 loss to the Oakland Raiders. It is the Packers’ third loss in a row, and without Favre who will be lost for the season with a back injury, their chances don’t look good. At a news conference the next day held during his surgery that is performed with local anesthetics, Favre say’s he’s not ruling out a return in 2009.

Dec 6, Atlanta, GA – Tim Tebow and the Florida Gators complete a perfect 13-0 season with a 28-10 win over LSU in the SEC Championship. Tebow runs for a score and passes for two more and will pick up his second Heisman Trophy a week later. The Gators finish the regular season No. 1 in the BCS and will face No. 2 USC (11-1) in the championship.

[McRich]

The Detroit Lions makes the playoffs.
scUM Wolverines go .500 or under in football.

[Mr Nuts]

me & JJ get laid

LMAO

[mofome]

Feb 3, Glendale, AZ – Jaguars quarterback David Garrard throws three TD passes and sneaks for a score in Jacksonville’s 37-19 thumping of the Seattle Seahawks in Super Bowl XLII.

Mar 30, Houston, TX – In the South Regionals of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, Texas A&M tops Memphis by a 78-70 final. The Aggies go on to beat the Georgetown Hoyas in the Final Four semis a week later before topping Tennessee in the championship game to capture the schools first NCAA Title since their 2003 Women’s Rodeo Championship.

Mar 25, Tokyo – David Ortiz strokes a mammoth homer and a double to pace the Boston Red Sox to an 8-2 win over the Oakland A’s in MLB’s season opener at the Tokyo Dome. The A’s jumped to a 1-0 lead in the first on an Eric Chavez blast, but Ortiz negated that with an RBI double in the second. It was Papi’s home run in the fifth, a three-run job, that still has the fans buzzing as it ricocheted off the roof in dead center before landing in the right field stands. Josh Beckett pitched six, 3-hit, 1-run innings for the win, and immediately after the game Buddah statues featuring Ortiz' likeness were on sale at all exits.

May 17, Manchester, England – In an upset of monumental proportions in FA Cup history, Chelsea completed a dream season with a two-nil score over Manchester at Old Trafford. Man U’s Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal received a red card early and the momentum was all Chelsea after that. Italy’s Carlo Cudicini, starting in place of their usual goalie Petr Cech, was magnificent with six credited saves while Romford’s Frank Lampard setup London’s Joe Cole on Chelsea’s first goal at the 28-minute mark of the first half before kicking in the dagger with just a four minutes to go in the game. It marked Chelsea’s fifth cup title in club history.

Jun 8, Paris - Justine Henin wins her fourth straight French Open, topping Jelena Jankovic in straight sets 6-4, 7-6. Except for those with the wine and cheese concessions at Roland Garros, and Henin’s parents back in Liege, Belgium, nobody seems to notice.

Jun 9 Detroit, MI - Dany Heatley enjoys the game of his life with three goals and an assist as the Ottawa Senators crush the Detroit Red Wings 6-1 to win the Stanley Cup in six games. Jason Spezza set Heatley up on his scores in the first, with Heatley, Spezza and Daniel Alfredsson each scoring within the first 2:31 in the third to put the game out of reach.

Jun 20, Phoenix, AZ – Steve Nash scores 22 points, including 10 in the final quarter, and dishes 16 assists as the Phoenix Suns top the Orlando Magic 115-93 in Game 6 of the NBA Finals to win the 2007-08 title. Amare Stoudemire scores a game-high 36 for the Suns while Rashard Lewis leads Orlando with 27 points.

Jul 15, New York – At the 79th All-Star Game, the American League’s 6-1 win over the National League is upstaged by Bud Selig and Roger Clemens. In a planned break during the seventh inning stretch at Yankee Stadium, Bud Selig announces that Roger Clemens’ name as been expunged from the Mitchell Report after all civil suits in the matter were settled out of court and the US Government was convinced that enough asses had been kissed while most of the dirt was swept under the rug. Clemens immediately announces his plans to un-retire and return to the Yankees, hoping to get in a couple of warm-up starts before September. In the All-Star Game itself, Miguel Cabrera homers and doubles to drive in half of the AL’s runs in their 11th-straight win, plus the infamous tie in ’02.

Jul 22, Southport, England – American Tiger Woods wins his fourth Open Championship and third in four years, coming from three strokes back in the final round at Royal Birkdale with a sizzling 65 on the final day to catch South Korean KJ Choi, the third-round leader, who tied with Australian Geoff Ogilvy for second.

Aug 8, Beijing – Buckled by political controversy with riots back in the US well in advance of the party conventions in Denver and Saint Paul, the US chooses to boycott the XXIX Olympiad in China. In protest of the US protest, China says it will also not send athletes to its own Olympics. Showing solidarity for the US, both the UK and Israel pull out while the whole of the Middle East and most off the rest of Europe backs China’s boycott. The Opening ceremonies are held anyway with just three countries showing up: Egypt, Cuba and Canada. The Cubans pull of the gold medal lead thanks to a large effort in the canoeing finals.

Sep 4, Detroit, MI – In the NFL Thursday Night season opener, LaDainian Tomlinson runs for 188 yards and three scores to pace the San Diego Chargers to a 34-14 win over the Lions in Detroit. Found roaming in the stands during the game with a small digital camera was Patriots coach Bill Belichick who is fined $50,000 for having man boobs bigger than several of the Detroit cheerleaders.

Sep 14, South Bend, IN – Following their fortuitous 28-27 win over Michigan the day before, the AP votes Notre Dame the No. 1 team in the nation with a 2-0 record. Charlie Weis is elated, and then the Irish lose their next five, including a 45-14 ass-whipping at North Carolina.

Sep 28, Detroit, MI – The Tigers close out the regular season with seven home wins the final week over the Royals and Rays to win the AL Central by three games over the Cleveland Indians who went 2-5 the final week on the road in Boston and Chicago. Joining the Tigers in the AL playoffs will be the Boston Red Sox (AL East), Seattle Mariners (AL West) and New York Yankees (AL Wild Card). Over in the national League, the division winners are the New York Mets (East), Chicago Cubs (Central) and Los Angeles Dodgers (West), with the Philadelphia Phillies taking the wild card.

Oct 13, Dallas, TX – In the Monday Night Football contest in Dallas between the Cowboys and Cincinnati Bengals, bedlam breaks out after dueling wide receivers Terrell Owens of Dallas and Cincy’s Chad Johnson get into a scuffle just before the second half kickoff. Both players are ejected along with Dallas owner Jerry Jones and former Bengals star Ickey Woods who was a guest of the team on their sidelines for the big game. Woods is immediately hired by ESPN as a studio analyst after the game, win by the Bengals on a last second field goal, 24-21.

Nov 1, Detroit, MI – Cubs win!, Cubs win! Cubs win! With temperatures dipping into the low 30s by game's end, Chicago closer Kerry Wood records his fourth save of the World Series as the Cubs beat the Tigers 5-3 in Game 7 of the World Series to win their first championship in 100 years. Wood is named the series MVP, with Derrek Lee batting a cool .333 with two homers and six RBI for Chicago.

Nov 23, Green Bay, WI – Packers QB Brett Favre is sacked seven times and has to be carted off the field early in the third period of Green Bay’s 35-20 loss to the Oakland Raiders. It is the Packers’ third loss in a row, and without Favre who will be lost for the season with a back injury, their chances don’t look good. At a news conference the next day held during his surgery that is performed with local anesthetics, Favre say’s he’s not ruling out a return in 2009.

Dec 6, Atlanta, GA – Tim Tebow and the Florida Gators complete a perfect 13-0 season with a 28-10 win over LSU in the SEC Championship. Tebow runs for a score and passes for two more and will pick up his second Heisman Trophy a week later. The Gators finish the regular season No. 1 in the BCS and will face No. 2 USC (11-1) in the championship.

wow, nice Willie!

[rugbybdyb]

My best bet for the year would be that Rossie Odonnel is still a dumb, fat, lesbian bitch....

[mofome]

My best bet for the year would be that Rossie Odonnel is still a dumb, fat, lesbian bitch....

we're looking for long shots, not locks.

[bbyhill]

the 139th running of the Belmont Stakes
Rags to Riches beating Curlin and becoming the first fillie since 1905 to win the Belmont after a troubled start

[thezbar]

20 to 1 Longshot wins the kentucky derby/ then wins the preakness and belmont to become the first Tripple Crown winner ln 30 years.
One month later he is retired while a cloud of medication violations dominated the news!

[SBR_John]

Appl St beating Michigan
Green Bay's amazing 2nd best record in the NFC
Stanford beat USC

[Cee]

Appl St beating Michigan
Green Bay's amazing 2nd best record in the NFC
Stanford beat USC

ND finishes with not one but two wins in foots