As promised, here's how we'll kick it off Jamie...
First Day:
That Afternoon---Arrive in Atlanta. We instantly don't like the looks of one another, and agree to pull over at the nearest deserted parking lot to settle it man to man. I land a left cross to the chin that knocks you down, and we call it even for then.
That Evening---Depending on the time of year, we'll go check out a Braves baseball game or some other NHL or NBA game.
Late Night---Hit some classy Buckhead clubs. I let you bait the women in with your accent, and after you talk too much and reveal your character I'll come in and seal the deal. We go to a buddy's place where I get down and you beat off. Thanks in advance for the assist!
Next Day---Wake up around noon, hit a good ethnic restaurant, and then come on down to Florida.
That Afternoon---I pop in a bunch of UK rock CDs for the drive, and you actually want to listen to a bunch of American wiggers. You then proceed to tell me it was a lucky punch the day before, and that you were jetlagged. We pull over for round two, pick up a 12 pack of Guinness draught and call it even, and come on to Florida.
That Night---You embarrass me in front of everyone, and put me in a hole with some of the girls I date that takes me two weeks to recover from.
Next Day---Hit the beach, but you're so pale and flaky that it scares away a lot of folks. Somehow you find some dude in a speedo that likes you, and yall do your thing for awhile.
Afterwards---You've had follow up offers from posters in Orlando, Tampa, and Miami, and I connect you with one of them for the next leg of your journey. Maybe we have a farewell brawl, maybe we won't. You go on to embarrass many other posters on here, and get swooped up by a Latino man named Raul never to be heard from again.
Should be a blast...
First Day:
That Afternoon---Arrive in Atlanta. We instantly don't like the looks of one another, and agree to pull over at the nearest deserted parking lot to settle it man to man. I land a left cross to the chin that knocks you down, and we call it even for then.
That Evening---Depending on the time of year, we'll go check out a Braves baseball game or some other NHL or NBA game.
Late Night---Hit some classy Buckhead clubs. I let you bait the women in with your accent, and after you talk too much and reveal your character I'll come in and seal the deal. We go to a buddy's place where I get down and you beat off. Thanks in advance for the assist!
Next Day---Wake up around noon, hit a good ethnic restaurant, and then come on down to Florida.
That Afternoon---I pop in a bunch of UK rock CDs for the drive, and you actually want to listen to a bunch of American wiggers. You then proceed to tell me it was a lucky punch the day before, and that you were jetlagged. We pull over for round two, pick up a 12 pack of Guinness draught and call it even, and come on to Florida.
That Night---You embarrass me in front of everyone, and put me in a hole with some of the girls I date that takes me two weeks to recover from.
Next Day---Hit the beach, but you're so pale and flaky that it scares away a lot of folks. Somehow you find some dude in a speedo that likes you, and yall do your thing for awhile.
Afterwards---You've had follow up offers from posters in Orlando, Tampa, and Miami, and I connect you with one of them for the next leg of your journey. Maybe we have a farewell brawl, maybe we won't. You go on to embarrass many other posters on here, and get swooped up by a Latino man named Raul never to be heard from again.
Should be a blast...
