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  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #1
    JamieUK American Itinerary (1st Leg)....
    As promised, here's how we'll kick it off Jamie...

    First Day:

    That Afternoon---Arrive in Atlanta. We instantly don't like the looks of one another, and agree to pull over at the nearest deserted parking lot to settle it man to man. I land a left cross to the chin that knocks you down, and we call it even for then.

    That Evening---Depending on the time of year, we'll go check out a Braves baseball game or some other NHL or NBA game.

    Late Night---Hit some classy Buckhead clubs. I let you bait the women in with your accent, and after you talk too much and reveal your character I'll come in and seal the deal. We go to a buddy's place where I get down and you beat off. Thanks in advance for the assist!

    Next Day---Wake up around noon, hit a good ethnic restaurant, and then come on down to Florida.

    That Afternoon---I pop in a bunch of UK rock CDs for the drive, and you actually want to listen to a bunch of American wiggers. You then proceed to tell me it was a lucky punch the day before, and that you were jetlagged. We pull over for round two, pick up a 12 pack of Guinness draught and call it even, and come on to Florida.

    That Night---You embarrass me in front of everyone, and put me in a hole with some of the girls I date that takes me two weeks to recover from.

    Next Day---Hit the beach, but you're so pale and flaky that it scares away a lot of folks. Somehow you find some dude in a speedo that likes you, and yall do your thing for awhile.

    Afterwards---You've had follow up offers from posters in Orlando, Tampa, and Miami, and I connect you with one of them for the next leg of your journey. Maybe we have a farewell brawl, maybe we won't. You go on to embarrass many other posters on here, and get swooped up by a Latino man named Raul never to be heard from again.


    Should be a blast...
  • capitalist pig
    SBR MVP
    • 01-25-07
    • 4998

    #2
    Holy crap, I forgot most of the Europeans who visit here do wear speedos, LOL. My offer stands, but NO SPEEDOS on your NW FL part of the trip.

    Maybe for fun BB, you could stop at a public pool in maybe WeeWahitchka, Bonifay,Southport etc. Im sure the speedo thing would be good for lots of laughs at any of those places

    later
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    • BigBollocks
      SBR MVP
      • 06-11-06
      • 2045

      #3
      Originally posted by capitalist pig
      Holy crap, I forgot most of the Europeans who visit here do wear speedos, LOL. My offer stands, but NO SPEEDOS on your NW FL part of the trip.

      Maybe for fun BB, you could stop at a public pool in maybe WeeWahitchka, Bonifay,Southport etc. Im sure the speedo thing would be good for lots of laughs at any of those places

      later
      That's my old backyard CP. He'll be there. I'm smelling a youtube video coming at the pool lol. Just make sure I'm at least 20 miles back down the road before guns get in hands for the shooting range excursion
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      • Jamie_UK
        SBR MVP
        • 01-12-07
        • 1103

        #4
        I land a left cross to the chin that knocks you down, and we call it even for then.
        You better bring one of those little steps that young boys use to stand on and pee , cause you not going to reach mate.

        Trouble is , like all English football fans, after about 12 pints, all I want to do is fight everyone, start throwing chairs at Germans and sing songs about WW2, will you be able to provide Germans?

        Holy crap, I forgot most of the Europeans who visit here do wear speedos, LOL. My offer stands, but NO SPEEDOS on your NW FL part of the trip.
        You cheeky cnut , the Continentals wear speedos.

        WE ARE THE ENGLISH!

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        • BigBollocks
          SBR MVP
          • 06-11-06
          • 2045

          #5
          Originally posted by Jamie_UK
          will you be able to provide Germans?
          [/IMG]

          German-Americans good enough for you? We can paint a Hitler-esque stache on them if need be

          FYI, two minutes until first ball for B'ham City James...
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          • ShamsWoof10
            SBR MVP
            • 11-15-06
            • 4827

            #6
            HAHAHAHAHA you guys are a trip!

            I have lived near the University for quite a while and I've hung out with some foreign exchange students from the UK... He might surprise you guys... They are a riot actually...

            I f*cked this British (foreign exchange) chick before and what I thought was funny was when I was f*ckin' her I said something like "I'm going f*ck this pussy good girl" and she looked at me and said "how rude"... I was like.... "HEEEEH..??"

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            • 20Four7
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 04-08-07
              • 6703

              #7
              You need to play some kids in America by Kim Wilde so he feels welcome BB. I think that would work.
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              • BigBollocks
                SBR MVP
                • 06-11-06
                • 2045

                #8
                Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                HAHAHAHAHA you guys are a trip!

                I have lived near the University for quite a while and I've hung out with some foreign exchange students from the UK... He might surprise you guys... They are a riot actually...

                I f*cked this British (foreign exchange) chick before and what I thought was funny was when I was f*ckin' her I said something like "I'm going f*ck this pussy good girl" and she looked at me and said "how rude"... I was like.... "HEEEEH..??"

                lol, that's a hell of a story Shams
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                • BigBollocks
                  SBR MVP
                  • 06-11-06
                  • 2045

                  #9
                  Originally posted by 20Four7
                  You need to play some kids in America by Kim Wilde so he feels welcome BB. I think that would work.
                  I was originally leaning toward Sting's "Englishman in New York" for a welcoming, but consider the track switched!
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                  • ShamsWoof10
                    SBR MVP
                    • 11-15-06
                    • 4827

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BigBollocks
                    lol, that's a hell of a story Shams
                    HA! Thanks dude it was a good time as well... Her name was Kamal and she did not look British but I don't know how they are supposed to look... She was 5' 2" and slender but DARK hair and DARK skin..not brown but more olive... She called a threesome ...three in a bed... HAHA!

                    I'm just sayin' these Brits. might surprise you... I have known a few and they are funny...

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