Kimbo Slice......bad dude!

shrax4 · 12-13-07, 04:49 AM

Great post, I'm glad I saw this.

jjgold · 12-13-07, 07:26 AM

His fights have been set up so far to win

robzilla · 12-13-07, 10:18 AM

He would never beat Brock Lesnar.

2Pac · 12-13-07, 09:06 PM

What a gay "sport". Yeah, I know it takes a lot of strength, tenacity, discipline, whatever else....

You can beat the shit out of another human.... congrats.

goldengoat · 12-13-07, 10:28 PM

kimbo is bad on the streets

he ain't bad inside an octagon

he'll find that out if he ever makes the UFC

elite XC is gonna feed him cans for awhile

bigboydan · 12-13-07, 10:44 PM

Kimbo has no stamina what so ever. He can box and that's about it.

HAPPY BOY · 12-13-07, 11:48 PM

he looks a little like BeetleJuice

slacker00 · 12-14-07, 12:35 AM

This is silly. Fighting in the octagon is a little different than fighting stupid drunks in a back yard. I don't see Kimbo doing much against legitimate MMA talent.

Bill Dozer · 12-14-07, 01:25 AM

They will play that clip of Tito before the Tito/Slice PPV event. Good marketing by Tito to get in on a fight that will sell.

bigboydan · 12-14-07, 01:26 PM

Kimbo Slice Interview

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wmublows · 12-14-07, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by Bill Dozer

They will play that clip of Tito before the Tito/Slice PPV event. Good marketing by Tito to get in on a fight that will sell.

Not sure I follow you here. Are you saying Kimbo and Tito are fighting?

jjgold · 12-14-07, 03:15 PM

He does not sound stupid, he looks like he uses roids as he is massive

roasthawg · 12-14-07, 03:26 PM

he's a boxer, not an mma fighter. he tried to fight an mma guy before and it was a draw even though dude was no good. he'll never make it.

jjgold · 12-14-07, 03:31 PM

I wonder how he would do boxing?

goldengoat · 12-14-07, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I wonder how he would do boxing?

he'd get crushed by a journeyman pro boxer (assuming it was a straight up boxing match)

Louisvillekid1 · 12-14-07, 06:41 PM

How much would it take for you to go one round with this guy in the cage? . . . For me would have to be atleast 100,000, and I still might not get in the ring.

slacker00 · 12-14-07, 07:17 PM

I'd lay -200 on Kimbo against Brock Lesnar. I think Kimbo could stand long enough to get some good shots on Lesnar. But if Lesnar could get a takedown, I'm not sure Kimbo's ground defense would be anything the Lesnar couldn't handle. It would be a neat fight to watch. Classic striker versus grappler matchup!

The Seer · 12-14-07, 08:27 PM

Are u kidding me? Tank Abbott would kill this guy and we all know how good tank did in MMA. This guy would get taken down and subbed in less than a minute.

roasthawg · 12-14-07, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by The Seer

Are u kidding me? Tank Abbott would kill this guy and we all know how good tank did in MMA. This guy would get taken down and subbed in less than a minute.

tank sucked man...kimbo's a hell of a better boxer than abbott ever was. neither of them could wrestle though and that's skill #1 you gotta have to **** with mma.

roasthawg · 12-14-07, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by slacker00

I'd lay -200 on Kimbo against Brock Lesnar. I think Kimbo could stand long enough to get some good shots on Lesnar. But if Lesnar could get a takedown, I'm not sure Kimbo's ground defense would be anything the Lesnar couldn't handle. It would be a neat fight to watch. Classic striker versus grappler matchup!

dude, that is no contest. lesnar would double leg him and then it's all over but the cryin from there.

Bill Dozer · 12-14-07, 11:07 PM

Originally posted by wmublows

Not sure I follow you here. Are you saying Kimbo and Tito are fighting?

With fighting matches, and sports that don't have a true ranking system you get people trying to set the stage for a pay-day. It's like the staged shoving matches at the weigh-ins before a boxing bout where the fighters checks depend on ticket sales. Getting the first shot at a name guy pays, if he loses people aren't paying for fight 2.

The Seer · 12-14-07, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by roasthawg

tank sucked man...kimbo's a hell of a better boxer than abbott ever was. neither of them could wrestle though and that's skill #1 you gotta have to **** with mma.

That's what I was saying. Tank sucked but I think he'd beat Kimbo. Tank fought better people. Plus that cop Kimbo fought kicked his ass.

Mason · 12-14-07, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by slacker00

I'd lay -200 on Kimbo against Brock Lesnar. I think Kimbo could stand long enough to get some good shots on Lesnar. But if Lesnar could get a takedown, I'm not sure Kimbo's ground defense would be anything the Lesnar couldn't handle. It would be a neat fight to watch. Classic striker versus grappler matchup!

I'll book that for as much as you want and never move the line. I'd liquidate everything i have and borrow on top of it to book more if anyone wanted it. Kimbo wouldn't last a round with Lesnar period!

roasthawg · 12-14-07, 11:48 PM

Originally posted by Mason

I'll book that for as much as you want and never move the line. I'd liquidate everything i have and borrow on top of it to book more if anyone wanted it. Kimbo wouldn't last a round with Lesnar period!

jjgold · 12-15-07, 12:48 AM

The thing is Kimbo has to win, he is a great marketing tool for whatever division he fights in so most of his fights will be rigged so everyone makes cash.

robzilla · 12-15-07, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by Mason

I'll book that for as much as you want and never move the line. I'd liquidate everything i have and borrow on top of it to book more if anyone wanted it. Kimbo wouldn't last a round with Lesnar period!

I would bet that Brock would beat this guy under 60 seconds. Here's how it would go.

Slice goes to throw punch, Brock shoots the leg. Brock mounts. Brock lays into his face and mauls him like a Tiger protecting its babies.

robzilla · 12-15-07, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by slacker00

I'd lay -200 on Kimbo against Brock Lesnar. I think Kimbo could stand long enough to get some good shots on Lesnar. But if Lesnar could get a takedown, I'm not sure Kimbo's ground defense would be anything the Lesnar couldn't handle. It would be a neat fight to watch. Classic striker versus grappler matchup!

Dude, I think I could fight this Kimbo Slice guy. Im for sure tougher than that dude that he fought on youtube with the afro. I dont think Kimbo could even beat any NHL brawlers in a stand up fight. I think George Laraque would kick the shit outta him.

wmublows · 12-15-07, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Bill Dozer

With fighting matches, and sports that don't have a true ranking system you get people trying to set the stage for a pay-day. It's like the staged shoving matches at the weigh-ins before a boxing bout where the fighters checks depend on ticket sales. Getting the first shot at a name guy pays, if he loses people aren't paying for fight 2.

Tito actually only has one more fight left on his UFC contract so if the UFC lets him go after that fight, you could see a Tito/Slice fight. Tito has such a good draw when he fights, that I don't see them not signing him to a new contract, which in turn would eliminate any chance of that fight happening anytime in the near future