OT: manswers - fake boobs

[pico]

not sure if anyone has watched the show, Manswers, on spike tv. it is on late at night and talks about stuff that are most interesting to guys...like how to bring home a stripper or how to get a happy ending at a upscale massage.

anyways, they just said there is some study done on whether women with fake breasts are more horny. well, the answer is yes, but i think the way the experiment is done cannot use any statisitcal methods to analyze its results.

first aks yourself, why do women get fake breasts? i think that pretty much answer the question do women with fake boobs are hornier. it is like asking the question, do guys who buy condom hornier. or do girls who like to date old guys are more materialistic.

anyways, i don't think they try to be serious. that show is hella fun to watch, but i already knew like 70% of the stuff on there...still fun to watch. check it out.

[louisvillekid]

whats amazing is how many women have started getting them in the last 10 years. and they all use the same excuse "to make me feel better about myself". women are highly competitive of each other and have to look better than their friends. i caught part of an episode of that "Dr. 90210" show,and on there, there was a woman who was a speech therapist, she said she was always against plastic surgery, but when she seen some of her patients who had surgery for there cleft lip, and how good it made them feel, she decided to get her boobs bigger. OK, she was trying to compare getting her boobs bigger, and if you had seen the episode, her boobs were fine, in proportion to her body, but she was trying to compare her surgery to the people who are getting their face basically redone, because they know people are probably staring at them because of the deformity. people getting cleft lip surgery are trying to keep people from staring at them because they look different, shes getting big boobs because she wants people to stare at her.

[pico]

this show is crazy. on the show, they said you can get drunk much faster if you pour alcoholic drinks up your butt. a bottle of beer up your butt will get you the same alcoholic level as drinking 19 cans of beer in 20 minutes. but they warned that you could get alcoholic poising if you put drinks up your ass...that means you could die...i have a feeling some dumbass has actually tried this and went to the hospital.

little off topic, i saw a clip couple years back where they pour champaign down a girl's pussy...well, now i am wondering if she's all drunk after the take.

now they're talking about how to kill a bear with your hands. this show is great.

[bbyhill]

saw somsething on the maya's once and it said they drank till they were drunk thin took alcoholilc inemas to go to some spirit world they showed some sort of hyroglyphics that showed it

[moneyplays]

Hey Pico, I'm interested on the 'how to bring home a stripper'. What did they say to do? I'll be in vegas this weekend and be making a pitstop at the strip clubs.

[pico]

Hey Pico, I'm interested on the 'how to bring home a stripper'. What did they say to do? I'll be in vegas this weekend and be making a pitstop at the strip clubs.

mp, the advise they gave on the show are just for shit and giggles, don't take it too seriously. but their approach is pretty abvious.

(don't remember the exact steps, but here is teh synopsis to the best of my knowledge)
1. do not sit at the stage, sit at the bar or somewhere else
2. bring a girl with you, because girls like to compete with each other (maybe a freaky platonic friend...not sure why they suggested this because if you can bring a girl to a strip club, you pretty much can bang her in the first place)
3. be a frequent customer
4. after you become a regular, throw a party, invite couple of those girls over (i guess throw one in your vegas hotel room)

i think that is about it. this approach pretty much works in any bar/club. dress well, act like you have an personality and money, go there frequently so some girls will know you. invite them out then bang them. so they didn't really say anything that insightful on the show at all.

[biggamer3]

Why sounds like a show i should surly TIVO

[Scorpion]

I need a cokk replacement surgery, mine is too short!

[pico]

I need a cokk replacement surgery, mine is too short!

go bang some midgets before your surgery.

[Starion]

You can definitely die from alcohol poisoning by putting alcohol up your butt. I read an article about some guy dying from it. Basically it absorbs into your bloodstream at a much faster rate.

[HAPPY BOY]

God Im horny. My wife has the flu and is out of commition. Thinking about going to a massage parlor in Miami Lakes. they say they give happy endings. Bitch better put on some safety goggles cause Ill blind her with my backup.

[SPECULATOR 13]

'how to bring home a stripper'. What did they say to do? I'll be in vegas this weekend and be making a pitstop at the strip clubs.

DON'T BANG YOUR HEAD UP AGAINST A BRICK WALL TRYING TO FIGURE THIS ONE OUT,IT'S SIMPLE:

GET SOME BLOW & BEFORE YA KNOW,YA'LL GET DA' HOE!!

anyway that's the way it was done in the late 80's & early 90's...