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    Mackballs
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    Is Sam Darnold on LSD?

    No way this individual is sober. Just trying to figure out if it's acid, meth or bath salts.

    Please let me know.

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    Rich Boy
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    lol good one

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    Bath salts

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    He might play better on lsd

    Like that pitcher who threw a perfect game

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    What medical excuse does he come up with after tonights performance. I will owe the person who guesses right 2000 betpoints

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    What medical excuse does he come up with after tonights performance. I will owe the person who guesses right 2000 betpoints
    Appendicitis

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    What medical excuse does he come up with after tonights performance. I will owe the person who guesses right 2000 betpoints
    Micropenis

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    Failed ORGANization

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    On the sidelines saying he is seeing ghosts so would lean toward hallucinogens. Most likely acid or PCP. Outside shots at DMT or peyote.

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    sniffs glue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    No way this individual is sober. Just trying to figure out if it's acid, meth or bath salts.

    Please let me know.
    Not sure
    Probably no hallucination drugs
    Maybe he just sucks

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    Guy wishes he was back in college. A lot easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Not sure
    Probably no hallucination drugs
    Maybe he just sucks
    Shute he is throwing go routes to apparitions

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    Dude said micropenis

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    Pac 12 is a joke any qb who comes from there is highly suspect.

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    Why not get 3 before half
    Shake my head

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    flaka

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    flaka
    Oh no not flaka. He would be out there looking like this:

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    Sad

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    He is shook

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    Poor guy.. Should have studied harder in college and took a desk job instead.

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    He's sober and knows that when playing the Patriots this is the only way he'll make it on the post game highlights.

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    Whats the record for most int’s in a game?

    This guy going to break the record?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    No way this individual is sober. Just trying to figure out if it's acid, meth or bath salts.

    Please let me know.
    you guys crack me up

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    You on the over bro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    No way this individual is sober. Just trying to figure out if it's acid, meth or bath salts.

    Please let me know.
    Bath salts sprinkled on top of crack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Bath salts sprinkled on top of crack.
    Do you snort that or smoke it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich Boy View Post
    Micropenis

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Do you snort that or smoke it?
    You have to smoke that 3D.

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    macker how much u have the jets for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Do you snort that or smoke it?
    Shoot it!!! You need lemon juice or vinegar to break down the crack (so I hear!). No clue wtf bath salts would do tho, I like real drugs. Lol

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    This guy was a jerkoff in college and was the turnover king. People on this board told me I was an idiot for wanting the Jets to draft Allen.

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    my nomination for thread of the year I think

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