Favre Shames 38-year-old Men Everywhere, Ties Record
This past Sunday, Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, who will be 38 years old next month, tied the NFL touchdown tosses record of 420 in a 31-24 victory over the San Diego Chargers. That’s right, 38 years old. While other 38-year-old men are staring at a 70-pound jar of stuffed green olives waiting for the wife to decide between two different Marshall Amp-sized packages of toilet paper at Costco, Favre’s setting records. While other 38-year-old men have to listen to a stream of time-share white noise they never intend on using in a million years just so they can squeeze out a free two day-stay for them and the missus at the Flamingo in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, Favre’s setting records. While other men waste their Sundays writing idiot jokes and metaphors for their sportsblog that they’re constantly reminded is not making anyone any money, Favre’s setting records. Here’s to you, Brett Favre, ya bastard!