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    Somebody please link the Lenny Dykstra/ Charlie Sheen story

    Cant do it on mobile

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    what happened??
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    Cripes... what a piece of trash if that's true. Sheen should be in jail already as it is.

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    Hollywood reporter has a long story on this

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    I just read about where Richard Pryor's widow confirmed that Richard used to have sex with Marlon Brando.


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    Howard Stern sent Memet to do an embedded with Lenny

    Guy is insane and all he cares about is pu$$y 24/7

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    all are trash and druggies so none have credibility

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    Maybe Martin should have been concentrating on his son all these years instead of publicly blathering on about liberalism and anti-conservative babble.

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    Memet also revealed Lenny carries around three separate cell phones. One for “business,” one for “pussy,” and one for “late-night locks,” who are women Lenny said were always game to meet up. According to Memet, the phones were constantly ringing.

    To keep up with the demand of the women, Lenny is on a strict regimen of Gold Lion male enhancement pills. “He had a closet full of them,” Memet told Howard, adding he also claimed to take amoxicillin daily to ward off sexually transmitted diseases.
    Photo: The Howard Stern Show

    From time to time the pills can be too intense for Lenny, though, and he demonstrated how sometimes he has to bail mid-coitus to run outside and lie on the ground naked to catch his breath. “You can die penetrating," he rationalized.
    “Meanwhile, where he goes out to lay naked ... he has a full boner. I mean, the neighbors can see it,” Memet told Howard.
    Photo: The Howard Stern Show

    The Stern Show staffer also got a firsthand look at Lenny’s daily attempts to pick up women alongside his friend “Shoe Polish.”
    Admitting he gives out fake names initially to avoid women Googling him, Lenny revealed some of his aliases, including Winston Stone and James Parker. “Winston Stone got a lot of pussy,” he said.
    Most of the time, however, Memet figured the women couldn’t actually understand what he was saying due to his lack of teeth. On that subject, Lenny revealed he primarily uses a dentist in South Dakota as L.A. dentists seem pricey to him.
    Photo: The Howard Stern Show

    Nevertheless, Lenny gathered a group of women to go out to a fancy dinner the night Memet was in town and regaled them with clips of Denis Leary talking about him on the Stern Show as well as a few choice jokes. Hear one (below).

    Most of the girls were in their 20s and one even attested to Lenny’s skills in the sack. “He’s not afraid to take time,” she said. “He gets pleasure from my pleasure.”
    Another woman also vouched for his expertise, but she was slightly older, so Lenny referred to her as “Fossil.”
    In one of the few moments Lenny was not thinking about women, he walked Memet around his neighborhood, which included a pass-by of one building that seemed to unsettle his nerves.
    “This is a government-owned house where they’re doing some type of testing or cloning,” Lenny said before suddenly running away as fast as he could.
    Photo: The Howard Stern Show

    Memet was left in the dust by the former Met. “When he sprinted away, we didn’t know what to do,” he recalled. “He can move.”
    Before the Embedded special ended, Lenny documented one of his infamous oral sex sessions in audio form and provided it to Memet as a parting gift.
    Photo: The Howard Stern Show

    Lenny himself summed it up best: “This is just one more part of a day in the life of Lenny Dykstra. We went from pussy to penetrating what else? A government-owned, penetrating cloning station.”
    Memet had his own closing thoughts, though. “I’ve been to orgies, like naked cuddle parties and stuff, but this is legitimately the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been, like on assignment,” he told Howard.
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    wtf did I just read???

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    wtf did I just read???
    How Lenny lives now

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaIri91 View Post
    wtf did I just read???
    I had to step away from the computer for a bit after reading that! I felt like I'd gone on some sort of acid trip

    And then I'm at school pickup googling "Richard Pryor sex Marlon Brando" and I was dead. Not sure why I even get surprised anymore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    I had to step away from the computer for a bit after reading that! I felt like I'd gone on some sort of acid trip

    And then I'm at school pickup googling "Richard Pryor sex Marlon Brando" and I was dead. Not sure why I even get surprised anymore!




    Lenny is insane about pootang, its fukkin hilarious

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    They are both crackheads. They give white people a bad name. Hopefully they both die in the next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post




    Lenny is insane about pootang, its fukkin hilarious
    He's just insane, period, no?!

    Anytime you have to run outside mid-sex with your rooster still pointing to the gods so you don't die or feel you need to have a stockpile of antibiotics so you don't get an STD, you're rather fukked I think

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    Pryor's widow re Brando: "It was the '70s! Drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you'd f*** a radiator and send it flowers in the morning."

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    i wish i had 1 phone for women, this guy has 3.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Pryor's widow re Brando: "It was the '70s! Drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you'd f*** a radiator and send it flowers in the morning."

    Seriously some of the craziest crap I’ve ever heard!! Pryor and Brando going at it ffs. Two complete legends.

    Is it wrong that I want to know who was the top and kind of wish there was a vid????

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    Yeah it is. I'd prefer just to not know at all really!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I just read about where Richard Pryor's widow confirmed that Richard used to have sex with Marlon Brando.

    That's crazy. Brando did admit to being Bi. Had a long-time b/f.

    Also had several g/f and many offspring.

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    real american trash all of them

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    so dykstra wants an "OJ type/Made in America" film about HIS life.....

    f'n corked bat petty criminal loser --- call it "Dykstra--Made in a Crack House".....
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