1. 04-27-17 08:48 AM #71
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  2. 04-27-17 08:57 AM #72
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    cute, Stevie, but here's how that scene plays out in reality, courtesy of DQ Magazine:





    DonkLand in its heydey, courstey of ​Donk Quarterly.......
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  3. 04-27-17 09:06 AM #73
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    From Donk Quarterly's DonkLand Rooftop Pool Collection:

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  4. 04-27-17 09:29 AM #74
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    When is the next road show?
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  5. 04-27-17 09:36 AM #75
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    either this weekend at the Golden Nugget or next week at Toyota Center......
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  6. 04-27-17 09:58 AM #76
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  7. 04-27-17 05:01 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that is the name she gave my junk..... the "Sizzler".....

    and no, my wife doesn't look like that other sizzletitts ho.....

    here we are in punta cana ths past february soaking up some late afternoon sun and a cool buzz.....

    Donker, I found your wife's long lost twin?

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  8. 04-27-17 05:42 PM #78
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    Diggity you saying Automan's wife is from google images?

    I do not get what you are implying ?????????????????????????????
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  9. 04-27-17 07:57 PM #79
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    You questioning Mr. 18k?
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  10. 04-27-17 08:09 PM #80
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    Interesting
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  11. 04-27-17 09:47 PM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    You questioning Mr. 18k?
    No way.

    I just found a girl that looks very similar.

    Need Donker to report back. He's probably banging the Mrs right now though. Or winning 13K on a new slot machine.

    Donker???
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  12. 04-28-17 12:30 AM #82
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    I spoke to Donker.

    He said that the woman in the picture that I posted is almost spot on to his wife. But it is not her.


    Sounds legit.

    JJ, STOP.

    I want to bang Donker's Wife's Doppelganger.
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  13. 04-28-17 01:18 AM #83
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    Auto Donk why even try with this group?
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  14. 04-28-17 07:47 AM #84
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    could be her, i think i recognize that beach towel..... probably as selfy I never saw of her..... i'd have to taste the pussy to be sure.....
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  15. 04-28-17 07:52 AM #85
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    I'll investigate everything probably undercover in Houston
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  16. 04-28-17 08:13 AM #86
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    this may be her in new smyrna.....




    but I think my wife has much cleaner feet.....


    regardless, she's clearly livin' by the DonkLand RoadShow New Smyrna motto, which is "Suns Out, better get those mother fukkin' buns out!!!!"
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  17. 04-28-17 08:35 AM #87
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    tit size even dopplegangered.....



    gonna have to ask the wife if it is in fact her.....

    the doppleganger's look a little smaller, but it could just be an optical illusion......
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    casaully strollin' through the house now, trying to find all of the 9-10 sunglasses the wife wears that look like these.....




    pretty sure it's her.... need to find the beach towel and sunglasses; once I have a match I'll confirm (or deny) as the case may be.....
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  19. 04-28-17 08:54 AM #89
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    Very nice cleavage.
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  20. 04-28-17 08:55 AM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'll investigate everything probably undercover in Houston
    be sure to wear these, so I don't recognize you....




    and don't wear any "too-tight" gray warm up pants......

    we've all seen that "marble" your sportin' thousands of times on SBR.....





    it would be a dead giveaway...... and result in you receiving an immediate ass-beating
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  21. 04-28-17 08:59 AM #91
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    SBR do the right thing here Dangles and Donker in a furious pvssy tasting contest
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  22. 04-28-17 09:10 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    SBR do the right thing here Dangles and Donker in a furious pvssy tasting contest
    agreed!!!

    screw wine tasting....... reds, whites, blends..... fuk dat....

    line up a flight of blondes, brunettes, and reds
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  23. 04-28-17 09:32 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    agreed!!!

    screw wine tasting....... reds, whites, blends..... fuk dat....

    line up a flight of blondes, brunettes, and reds
    speaking of wine tasting...


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  24. 04-28-17 09:51 AM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    speaking of wine tasting...


    after one flight of tastin' with these two, it'd devolve into flat out wine rapin'............

    (tho i doubt any actual rapin' would be occurring, as it'd be consensual, but "wine rapin" has a better ring to it than "wine consensual anal"....)
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  25. 04-28-17 11:08 AM #95
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    Automan does pusy taste good?

    I have always refused to do it in my long career
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  26. 04-28-17 11:12 AM #96
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    SBR do the right thing here Dangles and Donker in a furious pvssy tasting contest
    Yes
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  27. 04-28-17 11:13 AM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Automan does pusy taste good?

    I have always refused to do it in my long career

    explains your perennial single-ness.....
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  28. 04-28-17 11:15 AM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Yes
    careful, diggity....


    I am the "Kobayashi" of pussy eating.........
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  29. 04-28-17 11:41 AM #99
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    I want pussy more than water
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I want pussy more than water
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