Worst thing you have told your gf/wife so far this march madness

[fsugolf]

For me it's "can't talk sweetie, game is tied"

this was when SDSU was tied with Tenn 0-0

[robmpink]

I paid the credit card bill but used the $$$$ for a deposit.

[INVEGA MAN]

Every year i tell her the same thing. Hon, i think i am coming down with the flu. so please stay away and i will see you next week

[fsugolf]

nice invega, she has to start wondering why you always get sick the same weekend of the year

[robmpink]

[jjgold]

Best thing to do is have no girl

Not a world anymore for a relationship, all it does it bring you down

single way to go

[robmpink]

I said, "Honey, those weren't skin tags on my dick.".

[hoopster42]

i said i have a terrible case of the runs and ive been hangin out in the bathroom pretending to shit while i have my laptop on my naked legs sitting on the toilet.............ive been spending 30 mins at a time in here

[fsugolf]

Best thing to do is have no girl

Not a world anymore for a relationship, all it does it bring you down

single way to go

yea that seems to be working out for you corbin....every video you bitch about not getting laid in XX amount of years.


where's the poster shout out video?

[THE PROFIT]

When I was a bookie my girlfriend would always want me to go places with her on Saturday & Sunday during football season. You'd think she'd get the picture. She'd bitch when I couldn't go but shut up quick when I handed her a wad of cash & told her to have a good time.

If I went she'd bitch that my phone rang constantly, so I couldn't win